Friday, 27 February 2015
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BANGER AS ALWAYS MAKING A FUSS, SAYS ITS NOT FAIR THERES A ST DAVIDS DAY, I WISH TO BE THE PATRON SAINT FOR THE UK ST ANDY AND I WILL HAVE MY DAY VERY SOON......................
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BANGER STILL SAYS HE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ON A SUNDAY DRESSES UP AS A MONK IN HES GOWN AND WALKS AROUND THE BANGER RESIDENCE MEDITATING.
BETTY IS USED TO IT HE SAYS, INFACT SHES NOW CONVERTED TOO......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
BETTY IS USED TO IT HE SAYS, INFACT SHES NOW CONVERTED TOO......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
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Groves rang yet again to say that Bunty is having another Social Gathering and this time she wants Len Jones to attend as well.
Lady Bunty will accept no excuses on this occasion and expects you to attend all by 8pm, i bid you a good evening................he said
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FELICITY SAYS SHE WILL HOST A VERULAM SEANCE SOON, ALL WILL ATTEND SHE SAYS AND WE MUST ALL HOLD HANDS TO GET THE CONNECTION.
I WILL BE PLAYING SONE STEVIE NICKS SONGS IN THE BACKGROUND SO I CAN TUNE IN AND CONCENTRATE BETTER, ANY TAKERS????
I WILL BE PLAYING SONE STEVIE NICKS SONGS IN THE BACKGROUND SO I CAN TUNE IN AND CONCENTRATE BETTER, ANY TAKERS????
BREAKING......................FELICITY TO HOST VERULAM SEANCE???????
BELOW A SEANCE HELD BY FELICITYS GRANDMOTHER WHO WAS ALSO A PSYCHIC & HER GRANDFATHER SOME YEARS AGO
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BUNTY IS PLANNING A SUMMER CIGAR CONCERT WHERE SHE WANTS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD FTOM EVERY NATION TO HOLD UP IN THE AIR THEIR LIT CIGARS AND CELEBRATE.
SHE SAYS WE WILL. CELEBRATING THE VERY.ESSENCE OF THE CIGAR.......
SHE SAYS WE WILL. CELEBRATING THE VERY.ESSENCE OF THE CIGAR.......
Thursday, 26 February 2015
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BANGER CLAIMS THAT HE NOW HAS A NETWORK WORLDWIDE OF BANGERS, FROM CANADIAN BANGER TO FRENCH BANGER TO AUSTRALIAN BANGER. HE SAYS THERE IS A BANGER IN EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD....
YOURE JUST A MOMENT AWAY FROM A BANGER HE SAYS.........................DEAR O DEAR
YOURE JUST A MOMENT AWAY FROM A BANGER HE SAYS.........................DEAR O DEAR
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NOT FOR THE FAINTHEARTED, BUT UNBELIEVABLY BANGER HAS BEEN GOING AROUND ST ALBANS SHOWING THE PUBLIC HES BUNIONS.
ANDY SAID THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, LIKEWISE SUFFERERS COULD BENEFIT FROM MINE AND I FROM THEIRS. HE SAYS HRS LOOKING TO START UP A BUNIONS CLUB,. OH PLEASR
ANDY SAID THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, LIKEWISE SUFFERERS COULD BENEFIT FROM MINE AND I FROM THEIRS. HE SAYS HRS LOOKING TO START UP A BUNIONS CLUB,. OH PLEASR
Wednesday, 25 February 2015
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
SPECIAL. REPORT FROM STEVE HALL......
Groves rang yet again to say that Bunty is having another Social Gathering and this time she wants Len Jones to attend as well.
Does this silly old woman ever get the message......
Steve hall
Steve hall
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EL BEE HAS BEEN STOPPED TODAY BY MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC ASKING HIM.WAS HE IN THE TV SERIES CHIPS.
RIDING HIS BIKE WITH HELMET & SUNGLASSES IN THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE PEOPLE SHOUTED HEY ITS PUNCH!!!
RIDING HIS BIKE WITH HELMET & SUNGLASSES IN THE BRIGHT SUNSHINE PEOPLE SHOUTED HEY ITS PUNCH!!!
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BANGER SAYS HE EXPECTS TO RECIEVE A FEW BRIT AWARDS TOMOROW????
HE SAYS ILL HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT SO WILL SEND BETTY TO COLLECT THEM.FOR ME..... THST WONT BE NECESSARY THANK.GOODNESS ANDY
HE SAYS ILL HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT SO WILL SEND BETTY TO COLLECT THEM.FOR ME..... THST WONT BE NECESSARY THANK.GOODNESS ANDY
Monday, 23 February 2015
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YES BUNTY BELIEVES SHE ONCE WAS A HORSE THATS WHY SHE SAID I GET ON SO WELL WITH MY.BOYS, I MYSELF LOVE A BOWL OF HAY FOR BREAKFAST TOO.....
SPECIAL REPORT BY STEVE HALL.....
STEVE TELLS US THAT HES MOLE HAS HEARD THAT BANGER HAS SAID THAT EVERYONE AT RADIO VERULAM SHOULD WTTEND ONE OF BETTYS DINNER PARTIES..... THINK WE ARE ALL BUSY FOR A FEW YEARS ANDY
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BANGER SAYS HES BEEN LOOKING UP HIS FAMILY TREE, WHEN WE ASKED HIN.WHAT HE HAD FOUND HE SAID WELL THE BRANCHES COULD DO WITH A TRIM., DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
Friday, 20 February 2015
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WELL, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER ONCE AGAIN IS OVERIDING THE HEADLINES, WITH EASTENDERS MAKING THE NEWS WITH THE STORY LINE WHO KILLED LUCY BEALE, ANDY SAYS WHO KIDNAPPED BETTY??? HE SAYS NO ONE KNOWS AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED IN A YEARS TIME.......................
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BUNTY SAYS SHES BEEN CELEBRATING THE CHINESE NEW YEAR IN STYLE BY SMOKING TRUE CHINESE CIGARS.
BUT SHE SAYS THAT SHE DOSENT BELIEVE ITS THE YEAR O THE SHEEO SHE SAYS IT IS AND ALWAYS BE THE YEARS OF BOYS THE HORSE AND CIGAR !!!!!!
BUT SHE SAYS THAT SHE DOSENT BELIEVE ITS THE YEAR O THE SHEEO SHE SAYS IT IS AND ALWAYS BE THE YEARS OF BOYS THE HORSE AND CIGAR !!!!!!
Thursday, 19 February 2015
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YES ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR, AND BANGER HAS BEEN HOSTING A SPECIAL CHINESE BANQUET.
WE HEAR DRESSED IN CHINESE CLOTHES, AND EATING WITH CHOPSTICKS THE BANGERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYING A CHINESE FEAST. WE ALSO UNDERSTAND BANGER INVITED THE CHINESE PRESIDENT WHO DECLINED THE INVITATION.
LATER CHINESE FIREWORKS WERE LET OFF BUT THESE WE UNDERSTAND FAILED TO IGNITE..................
WE HEAR DRESSED IN CHINESE CLOTHES, AND EATING WITH CHOPSTICKS THE BANGERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYING A CHINESE FEAST. WE ALSO UNDERSTAND BANGER INVITED THE CHINESE PRESIDENT WHO DECLINED THE INVITATION.
LATER CHINESE FIREWORKS WERE LET OFF BUT THESE WE UNDERSTAND FAILED TO IGNITE..................
SPECIAL REPORT..............................COURTESY OF STEVEN HALL
Felicity has once again said that wants to appear on my show. Felicity said she wants to give me and Jenny a Tarot Card Reading.
She wants to present a speciall documentaryl about the life and times of guess who Stevie Nicks. Felicity is obsessed with looking like Stevie Nicks.
Groves says he will personally bring Ranbo to your house as Felicity said that is fine with you.
The following weekend Felicity wants Jenny to look after Rambo.
Does this woman think we are all dog sitters,
BELOW..........................BUNTYS BUTLER GROVES
BELOW..........................BUNTYS BUTLER GROVES
Wednesday, 18 February 2015
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BANGER HAS TOLD US THAT WHILST PHONING AROUND FOR A SPARE FOR HES RECENTLY FOUND AGAIN MOGGY MINOR, HE PHONED A NUMBER AND HEARD MR STAINES ANSWER IT.
APPARANTLEY HE SAID DERECK.ANSWERED SAYING STAINES MOGGY MINOR SPARES....... WELL WELL WELL
APPARANTLEY HE SAID DERECK.ANSWERED SAYING STAINES MOGGY MINOR SPARES....... WELL WELL WELL
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CAN YOU BELIEVE BANGER SAYS HE USED TO BE A MONK.. HE CLAIMS HE WORKED IN A MONASTREY FOR YEARS WHERE HE BECAME KNOWN AS BROTHER BANGER....... DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 17 February 2015
STAINSEY REMOVALS......
BANGER SAYS BETTY WAS DOING SOME SPRUNG CLEANING WHEN.SHE NEEDED SOME STAINS REMOVED OFF THE CARPET, AFTER LOOKING THROUGH THE DIRECTORY SHE FOUND STAINSEY REMOVALS.
BANGER SAYS SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE PHONED FOR A QUOTE AND HEARD DERECK STAINES VOICE. ANDY SAYS MR STAINES HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR HAVING KEPT QUIET ABOUT HIS OWN STAINS REMOVAL.COMPANY....
Monday, 16 February 2015
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BUNTY SAYS CELEBRATE PANCAKE DAY WITH ONE OF HER PANCAKE WRAPS.
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU MAKE A,PANCAKE THE PUT A CIGAR IN THE MIDDLE BEFORE WRAPPING THE PANCAKE ROYND IT, ENJOY EITHER SMOKED OR UNSMOKED...
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU MAKE A,PANCAKE THE PUT A CIGAR IN THE MIDDLE BEFORE WRAPPING THE PANCAKE ROYND IT, ENJOY EITHER SMOKED OR UNSMOKED...
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WOULD YOU LIKE A BANGER BADGE? WELL YOULL HAVE TO EARN IT, BANGER SAYS YOU HAVE TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUE BANGER FOLLOWER, BY SHOWING WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO.EARN HIS RESPECT??????
Friday, 13 February 2015
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BANGER IS TO HOLD A CHINESE PARTY AT HIS BANGER RESIDENCE NEXT WEEK TO CELEBRATE THE CHINESE NEW YEAR.
CHOPSTICKS, CHICKEN CHOW MEIN AND AN AMAZING CHINESE BANGER HIMSELF ALL PROMISED NEXT THURS NIGHT !!!!!!
CHOPSTICKS, CHICKEN CHOW MEIN AND AN AMAZING CHINESE BANGER HIMSELF ALL PROMISED NEXT THURS NIGHT !!!!!!
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BANGER SAYS DONT FOLLOW THE BEAR, FOLLOW HIM ???? I AM THE ONE EVERYONE IS FOLLOWING HE SAYS, THE PUBLIC CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME......................SO FOLLOW TH BANGER!!!!!!
Thursday, 12 February 2015
STEVE HALL.......................REPORTS....................
just heard Bunty is to be a special Guest on Lens show this week. Bunty is bringing in Lens Valentines Card and a bottle of wine.
Felicity says she wants to come in Tuesday to meet me and Jenny.
Felicity wants to sing a Stevie Nicks song on air and talk about her life as a Psychic.
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A TERRIFYING THOUGHT, BUT A ROBOT ANDY, THATS ALL WE NEED. JOKING ASIDE YOU MAY WELL BE A ABLE TO BUY YOUR VERY OWN ROBOT BANGER BY CHRISTMAS, BUT THEN WOULD YOU???? .
Wednesday, 11 February 2015
SPECIAL. REPORT FROM.STEVE HALL.
STEVE TELLS US THAT FELICITY HAS BEEN SEEN AT.MIDNIGHT DANCING AROUND A TREE OUTSIDE BUNTYS MANSION.SINGING A FLEETWOOD MAC SONG
BUNTY WISHES TO TEACH EVERYBODY THE ART OF HORSE RIDING.
THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT THERE IS A WITCHES COVERN IN.REDBOURN LED BY FELICITY STEVIE NICKS BANGER.
ANDY TO RECORD A SONG FOR CHARITY, HE WANTS TO RECORD THE OKD FRANK SINATRA SONG MY WAY.
ANDY ALSO SAYS BOTH HIS SISTER AND NIECE ARE BONKERS.
THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE....
BUNTY WISHES TO TEACH EVERYBODY THE ART OF HORSE RIDING.
THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT THERE IS A WITCHES COVERN IN.REDBOURN LED BY FELICITY STEVIE NICKS BANGER.
ANDY TO RECORD A SONG FOR CHARITY, HE WANTS TO RECORD THE OKD FRANK SINATRA SONG MY WAY.
ANDY ALSO SAYS BOTH HIS SISTER AND NIECE ARE BONKERS.
THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE....
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BANGER SPORTS? YES HE STILL IS INTENT ON TAKING OVER VERULAM.SPORT ON THE STATION.
HE CLAIMS GE SHOULD HAVE BEEN OFFERED THE SLOT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THERES STILL TIME HE SAYS FOR TYE MANAGEMENT TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. ANDY IS SO ARROGANT
HE CLAIMS GE SHOULD HAVE BEEN OFFERED THE SLOT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THERES STILL TIME HE SAYS FOR TYE MANAGEMENT TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. ANDY IS SO ARROGANT
Tuesday, 10 February 2015
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YES BANGER MANAGEMENT, SURPRISE SURPRISE, WE HEAR BRUISER IS HEAD OF THIS. HE MANAGES BANGER SECURITY ABD FACILITIES, I MANAGE BANGER AND THATS IT BRUISER SAID, ..... DEAR O DEAR
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AN EASTER EGG OR CHOCOLATE BANGER? YES YOU.HEARD RIGHT.BANGER IS HAVING A MODEL CHOCOLATE OF HIMSELF. MADE FOR EASTER
YES, HE SAID YOU LIKE ME, NOW YOU CAN EAT ME? TURNS ALL OF US RIGHT OFF EASTER.....
YES, HE SAID YOU LIKE ME, NOW YOU CAN EAT ME? TURNS ALL OF US RIGHT OFF EASTER.....
Monday, 9 February 2015
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YES ONCE AGAIN THIS YEAR BANGER IS TO BE CHIEF TOSSER AT THE BANGER PANCAKE RACE.
LAST YEAR THERE WAS DISASTER AS HE FLIPPED A PANCAKE AND IT LANDED ON SOMEONES HEAD. BANGER INSISTS ITS THE PANCAKE EVENT OF THE YEAR..... DEAR O DEAR
LAST YEAR THERE WAS DISASTER AS HE FLIPPED A PANCAKE AND IT LANDED ON SOMEONES HEAD. BANGER INSISTS ITS THE PANCAKE EVENT OF THE YEAR..... DEAR O DEAR
Friday, 6 February 2015
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BUNTY WE HEAR IS TO GO ON A UK TOUR IN A NEW BUILT EXCLUSIVE CIGAR CAB, YES SHE WILL GO UP AND DOWN THE LAND PROMOTING KINGSIZE CIGARS.
BE PREPARED TO SEE SMOKE FROM THE CAB, YOU WILL SEE US COMING SEE SAYS....................
BE PREPARED TO SEE SMOKE FROM THE CAB, YOU WILL SEE US COMING SEE SAYS....................
BREAKING......................BERTY BIG TEETH GOES FOR CHECK UP?????
BELOW BERTY BIG TEETH AS A BABY, HE WAS BORN WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE TEETH...........
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BANGER HAS GOT OFFENDED , BY PEOPLE SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE THE YETTI OR BIGFOOT, SOME SAY THAT THE SIGHTINGS OF THE CREATURE LOOK UNCANNILY LIKE BANGER .
ANDY SAID HOW VERY DARE YOU, MY FOOT SIZE IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT....................
ANDY SAID HOW VERY DARE YOU, MY FOOT SIZE IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT....................
SPECIAL REPORT BY FROM STEVEN HALL..........................
STEVE TELLS US THAT BUNTY HAS APPROACHED ITV TO HAVE A DOCUMENTARY MAD ON HER HISTORIC MANSION, SURPRISE , SURPRISE, THEY DIDNT REPLY.
ALSO FELICITY IS TO DO A CHARITY EVENT AT A PUB IN ST ALBANS DOING HER STEVIE NICKS IMPRESSION, ATHOUGH WE THINK THIS WONT RAISE ANYTHING................
THANKS STEVE .................
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BANGER SAYS HE USED TO BE AN ORCHESTRA CONDUCTOR, AND SAYS HES EVEN CONDUCTED THE ROYAL PHILHARMONIC YEARS AGO.
HE SAID HE WAS ASKED TO STAND IN FOR A FRIEND WHO FELL ILL, IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE HE SAID, INFACT COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN AND MAY WELL DO IN THE FUTURE..........................DEAR O DEAR
HE SAID HE WAS ASKED TO STAND IN FOR A FRIEND WHO FELL ILL, IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE HE SAID, INFACT COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN AND MAY WELL DO IN THE FUTURE..........................DEAR O DEAR
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FELICITY SAYS BEEN PUTTING THE FEELERS OUT LATER ANS SAYS SHE FEELS A LOT OF THINGS ESPECIALLY NEW BEGINNINGS, I FEEL STRONGLY THAT WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR THESE SHE SAYS..............
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BANGER HAS ACCUSED EL BEE, OF STEALING HIS MOGGY MINOR AND DUMPING IT IN BUNTYS STABLES.
I FIND IT VERY STRANGE THAT IT SUDDENLY APPEARS IN A STABLES HE SAYS WITH THEY TYRES MISSING, THIS ISANT FINISHED HE SAID, I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO THE POLICE.
I FIND IT VERY STRANGE THAT IT SUDDENLY APPEARS IN A STABLES HE SAYS WITH THEY TYRES MISSING, THIS ISANT FINISHED HE SAID, I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO THE POLICE.
Thursday, 5 February 2015
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WE HEAR THAT THIS MORNING IN THE SNOWY WEATHER THAT GRIPPED HERTS, BANGER RESPONDED BY GETTING OUT HES SNOW PLOUGH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY HE WAS JUST RAMMING ANYTHING IN THE WAY OUT OF THE WAY INCLUDING TREES, LAMP POSTS AND AN UNLUCKY MOTORIST................
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY BUNTY BALLET???
WELL ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GRAB A PARTNER, BOTH HAVE A CIGAR IN HAND AND GLIDE ACROSS THE FLOOR ON TIP TOES , AS YOU APPROACH EACH OTHER BOTH HAVE A PUFF AT THE SAME TIME AND BLOW, THATS BUNTY BALLET
WELL ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GRAB A PARTNER, BOTH HAVE A CIGAR IN HAND AND GLIDE ACROSS THE FLOOR ON TIP TOES , AS YOU APPROACH EACH OTHER BOTH HAVE A PUFF AT THE SAME TIME AND BLOW, THATS BUNTY BALLET
Wednesday, 4 February 2015
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BARNWELL, GOT A SURPRISE CALL FROM.GROVES BUBTYS BUTLER THIS EVENING SAYING THAT FELICITY WAS VERY UPSET WITH LUNCHTIME PRRSENTER STEVEN HALL.
THE REASON BEING STEVEN HAD A CLAIRVOYANT AS A SPECIAL.GUEST ON HIS SHOW, AND PSYHCIC FELICITY WAS NOT INVITED, IN.A SEPERATE DEVELOPMENT, BUNTY SAYS SHES FOUND ANDYS MOGGY MINOR IN HER STABLES WITH THE WHEELS MISSING, & BIKE TRACKS SEEN ON THE GROUND SEEN HEADING AWAY FROM OUTSIDE??????
THE REASON BEING STEVEN HAD A CLAIRVOYANT AS A SPECIAL.GUEST ON HIS SHOW, AND PSYHCIC FELICITY WAS NOT INVITED, IN.A SEPERATE DEVELOPMENT, BUNTY SAYS SHES FOUND ANDYS MOGGY MINOR IN HER STABLES WITH THE WHEELS MISSING, & BIKE TRACKS SEEN ON THE GROUND SEEN HEADING AWAY FROM OUTSIDE??????
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YES, BUNTY SAYD THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP WARM. IS TO LIGHT EVERY CIGAR IN THE HOUSE, AND ENJOY BOTH THE ODOUR & AND HEAT FROM.THEM.
YOULL BEVER BE COLD AGAIN, AND YOULL BE PUFFING AWAY AT THE SAME TIME
YOULL BEVER BE COLD AGAIN, AND YOULL BE PUFFING AWAY AT THE SAME TIME
Tuesday, 3 February 2015
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THE GOOD EVENING CLUB IS. AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB WHERE THOSE WHO GET TOGETHET SIMPLY CANT STOP SAYING GOOD EVENING.
THESE KIND OF PEOPLE DO JUST REALLY LOVE A GOOD EVENING ANF IF THATS YOU JOIN TODAY, GOOD EVENING.
THESE KIND OF PEOPLE DO JUST REALLY LOVE A GOOD EVENING ANF IF THATS YOU JOIN TODAY, GOOD EVENING.
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BANGERS M M M S? , YES YOUVE GOT IT MOGGY MINOR MOTOR SALES.
BANGER CLAIMS THAT DODGY DAVE HAS HOT HIM A LINE OF CLASSIC MOGGY MINORS TO SELL, A RANGE FROM THE MIRRIS TRAVELLER TO MANY MORE, ALL AT BARGAIN PRICES HE SAYS?????
BANGER CLAIMS THAT DODGY DAVE HAS HOT HIM A LINE OF CLASSIC MOGGY MINORS TO SELL, A RANGE FROM THE MIRRIS TRAVELLER TO MANY MORE, ALL AT BARGAIN PRICES HE SAYS?????
Monday, 2 February 2015
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BANGER WANTS TO GET A PIPE SMOKING SCHEME UP.AND RUNNING FOR YOUNGSTERS.
I BELIEVE THE YOUNGER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST PIPE, THE BETTER SMOKER YOU WILL BE FOR LIFE......
I BELIEVE THE YOUNGER YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST PIPE, THE BETTER SMOKER YOU WILL BE FOR LIFE......
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