Friday, 30 January 2015
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FANCY A SHORT ROMANTIC VALENTINES BREAK ON A BOAT TRIP WITH A DIFFERENCE AND MEAN WITH A DIFFERENCE AS THIS WILL BE ONE TRIP YOULL REMEMBER FOR A LIFETIME. ITS A BANGER BOAT TRIP THAT WILL LEAVE YOU MEZMORIZED AND NOT BY YOUR LOVER , BUT BY THE TRIP ITSELF.
WE ADVISE YOU DECLINE THIS OFFER , BECAUSE YOU MAY NEVER COME BACK .
WE ADVISE YOU DECLINE THIS OFFER , BECAUSE YOU MAY NEVER COME BACK .
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BIG BANGER BARS, YES YOUVE HEARD OFCADBURYS AND OTHER FAMOUS CHOCOLATE MANUFACTURERS, BUT BANGER BARS???? YES A BRAND NEW CHOCOLATE SAUSAGE BAR , SOON TO BE IN THE SHOPS............................CANT WAIT, OH I THINK WE CAN.
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BANGER BOOKINGS, THIS APPARANTLEY IS THE NEW BANGERS BOOKINGS LINE, WHICH INVITES CALLERS TO TO LEAVE THEIR NAME, DETAILS AND DATE AND TIME OF EVENT PROPOSED THAT THEY WOULD LIKE BANGER TO ATTEND...................
Thursday, 29 January 2015
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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, YOUVE HEARD WE ARE SURE, BUT CELEBRITY BROTHER BANGER ?
WELL RUMOUR HAS IT , THAT BANGER HIMSELF WANTS A HOUSE FULL OF HIS OWN HOUSEMATES AND HE TO BE BIG BOTHER BANGER, QUESTION IS HAS HE GOT THAT MANY FRIENDS ?????
WELL RUMOUR HAS IT , THAT BANGER HIMSELF WANTS A HOUSE FULL OF HIS OWN HOUSEMATES AND HE TO BE BIG BOTHER BANGER, QUESTION IS HAS HE GOT THAT MANY FRIENDS ?????
Wednesday, 28 January 2015
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BEWARE, WE HAVE HAS REPORTS THAT BANGER IS OUT SPREADING HIS OWN ROCK SALT IN HIS GRITTER VAN.
WORRYING. THING IS THAT WE HAVE LEARNED THST THE SALT HES SPREADING IS FAKE, CAUTION ADVISED....
WORRYING. THING IS THAT WE HAVE LEARNED THST THE SALT HES SPREADING IS FAKE, CAUTION ADVISED....
Tuesday, 27 January 2015
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ACCORDING TO.BUNTY VALENTINES US ABOUT SHOWING YOUR LOVE FOR SOMEONE WITH A CIGAR.
THIS YEAR BUNTY HAS CREATED A DOUBLE ENDED CIGAR SO SHE SAYS YOU CAN BOTH PUFF ON THIS SPECIAL.CIGAR AT THE SAME TIME. PUFFING IN TO.EACH OTHERS EYES. IM SURE THIS WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TOGETHER SHE SAYS, WELL IT WILL BUNTY WHEN THE CIGAR BURNS DOWN IT WONT ONLY BE LOVE THATS SMOULDERING.....
THIS YEAR BUNTY HAS CREATED A DOUBLE ENDED CIGAR SO SHE SAYS YOU CAN BOTH PUFF ON THIS SPECIAL.CIGAR AT THE SAME TIME. PUFFING IN TO.EACH OTHERS EYES. IM SURE THIS WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TOGETHER SHE SAYS, WELL IT WILL BUNTY WHEN THE CIGAR BURNS DOWN IT WONT ONLY BE LOVE THATS SMOULDERING.....
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WE HEAR THAT TO IMPROVES THE BANGERS CHANCES OF GETTING IN TO.OFFICE AFTER TGE ELECTION, ALL OF THE PARTIES MAY BE MERGING.
BUNTYS, EL BEES, BRUISERS, FELICITYS ETC. WATCH THIS SPACE....
BUNTYS, EL BEES, BRUISERS, FELICITYS ETC. WATCH THIS SPACE....
Monday, 26 January 2015
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WITH THE TALK OF BAD WEATHER, BANGER ONCE AGAIN IS TRYING TO CASH IN ON THE ACT. HE SAYS HES WINTER COMPANY, BLIZZARD BANGER WILL HAVE SNOW PLOUGHS OUT AGAIN ON CALL (OH NO.) TO HELP.THOSE WHO GET STRANDED.
LAST TIME HE DID THAT DAMAGE & DEVASTATION.WAS.WIDESPREAD, LETS HOPE THE SNOW STAYS AWAY THEN.
LAST TIME HE DID THAT DAMAGE & DEVASTATION.WAS.WIDESPREAD, LETS HOPE THE SNOW STAYS AWAY THEN.
Friday, 23 January 2015
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WE HEAR THE BUNTYS BUTLER GROVE PHONED BARNWELL TODAY INVITING HIM ON BEHALF OF FELICITY TO A SPECIAL PSYCHIC WEEKEND, TAROT CARDS, CRYSTAL BALLS, SEANCES ETC.
WE HEAR THAT BARNWELL DECLINED SAYING HE WAS BUSY AND FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR SO TOO..........................
WE HEAR THAT BARNWELL DECLINED SAYING HE WAS BUSY AND FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR SO TOO..........................
Thursday, 22 January 2015
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EL BEE SAYS HES THE LATEST TO ADMIT HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME. HE SAYS HE HAS A BIG BIKER WEEKEND TO ATTEND IN NEWCASTLE.
ITS AN EVENT I CANT AFFORD TO MISS HE SAID, AND SENDS HIS APOLOGIES..................
ITS AN EVENT I CANT AFFORD TO MISS HE SAID, AND SENDS HIS APOLOGIES..................
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BANGER HAS BEEN SEEN TODAY BLOWING ON BAGPIPES AROUND ST ALBANS ANNOYING THE PUBLIC. AT ONE POINT HE WENT UP TO A PENSIONER AND BLEW THE BAGPIPES IN THEIR EARS MAKING THEM JUMP.
WE HAVE RECIEVED QUITE A FEW COMPLAINTS ABOUT HES BEHAVIOUR................
WE HAVE RECIEVED QUITE A FEW COMPLAINTS ABOUT HES BEHAVIOUR................
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STOP LOOKING UP MY KILT ARE THE WORDS FROM BANGER, HES ALSO BEEN LOSING HES TEMPER AS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SHOUTING, DONALD WHERES YOUR TROUSERS.
WE SHOULD STRESS ANDY IS CELEBRATING HIS OWN MC BANGERS BURNS WEEKEND THIS WEEKEND...............
WE SHOULD STRESS ANDY IS CELEBRATING HIS OWN MC BANGERS BURNS WEEKEND THIS WEEKEND...............
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BUNTY WE HEAR IS BAKING A HUGE CAKE FOR HER HORSE TRAINING EVENT. MY BOYS LOVE A HUGE CAKE SHE SAID, AND TO CELEBRATE THEM TAKING PART IN THE TRAINING EVENT SHE WILL STICK CIGARS ON THE CAKE TO REPLACE CANDLES .....................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 21 January 2015
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YES FELICITY WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE FIRST RESIDENTS WEEKEND THIS WEEKEND WE HEAR SHE SILL BE ATTENDING A MAJOR PSYCHIC FESTIVAL WHERE WOULD YOU BELIEVE WE HEAR SHE WILL BE OFFERING OTHER CLAIRVOYANTS TAROT READINGS????????? STRANGE
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
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BUNTY THE LATEST TO SAY SHE WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE THE SHOW THIS SAT
SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE HAS S HORSE TRAINING EVENT TO ATTEND, WHETE HER BOYS ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION....
SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE HAS S HORSE TRAINING EVENT TO ATTEND, WHETE HER BOYS ARE THE MAIN ATTRACTION....
Monday, 19 January 2015
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BANGER SAYS HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE THE ANDY HOUR THIS COMING SAT. HE CLAIMS THAT HES OFF TO SCOTLAND TO VISIT HIS SCOTTISH RELATIONS, THE MCBANGERS, TO GET READY FOR BURNS NIGHT.
EVERY TIME THERE IS A RESIDENTS WEEKEND AT THE STATION HE DISSAPEARS........
EVERY TIME THERE IS A RESIDENTS WEEKEND AT THE STATION HE DISSAPEARS........
Friday, 16 January 2015
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BANGER HAS DEMANDED THAT CAMERON & HIMSELF SHOULD GO HEAD TO HEAD IN A LIVE DEBATE ON NATIONAL TV FOR THE ELECTION CAMPAIGN. WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE WINNER HE SAID BRING ON THE BANGER
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WATCH OUT IF YOURE A SCOT , BANGERS OUT TO RUIN YOUR BURNS NIGHT ON JAN 25TH, HES HAVING HIS OWN BURNS NIGHT, WEARING A KILT WAVING A HAGGIS AND MORE.....................YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Thursday, 15 January 2015
COME DOWN AND SEE US LIVE AT OUR NEW STUDIOS ON THE RESIDENTS WEEKEND NEXT SAT THE 24TH JAN..............................
SEE YOU THERE........................................................................................................................
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BUNTY CLAIMS THAT SHE HAS BEEN INVITED TO APPEAR ON A NEW SERIES OF BLANKETY BLANK. SHE HAS INSISTED THAT SHE SMOKE HER CIGARS THROUGH THE SHOW AND THAT THE THIN TALK MICROPHONE BE MADE OUT OF A CIGAR TOO..................
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BANGER SAYS HES BEEN SUFFERING WITH THE WIND, WELL WE KNOW THAT. APPARANTYLEY HE SAYS HES ALWAYS HAD A WIND PROBLEM WHEN IT PICKS UP..................
Tuesday, 13 January 2015
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WE HEAR VERA IS VICTORIOUS AFTER SIGNING A CONTRACT TO SECURE FULL TIME CLEANING WORK WITH THE STATION.
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YES WITH LONDONS BUSES ON A ONE DAY STRIKE TODAY, BANGER ANNOUNCES THAT BETTY WILL WALK OUT TOO, WITH BANGER BUSES ALSO ON STRIKE ACTION. EOULD WE NOTICE ANDY? DIDNT TJINK.YOUR BUSES MOVED!
Monday, 12 January 2015
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WE UNDERSTAND GROVES BUNTYS BUTLER PHONED BARNWELL TO TELL HIM.THAT FELICITY BUNTYS DAUGHTER WILL BE APPEARING ON.STARS IN THEIR EYES TALENT SHOW. APPARANTELY FELICITY WILL SAY TO.HARRY HILL PRESENTER OF THE SHOW AS SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOORS, TONIGHT HARRY IM GOING TO BE FELICITY TAROT, THE AMAZING TAROT READER..... DEAR O DEAR
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WITH ALL THE WEATHER WARNINGS ISSUED THIS WEEK, BANGER YET AGAIN TRIES TO BEAT THE HEADLINES BY SAYING HES ISSUING A BANGER WARNING.
IM FED UP.WITH BEING WARNED BY EVERYBODY HE SAID ,. SO NOW IM ISSUING A BANGER WARNING...
IM FED UP.WITH BEING WARNED BY EVERYBODY HE SAID ,. SO NOW IM ISSUING A BANGER WARNING...
Sunday, 11 January 2015
Thursday, 8 January 2015
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YES ANDY SAYS HES THE NEW BOSLEY, HE SAYS MY ANGELS WILL DO AS I ASK, SO SETTLE BACK ANGELS AND BE PREPARED TO GET YOUR NET MISSION FROM ANDY COMING SOON......................
Wednesday, 7 January 2015
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ANDY SAYS HE KNOWS JANUARY IS A QUIET MONTH, THATS WHY HES ASKED BETTY TO SHUT UP....... DEAR O DEAR
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EL BEE SAYS WHY NOT JOIN YHE MOTORBIKE PARTY? HE SAYS WE WILL RIDE IN TO THE NEXT PARLIMENT...
Tuesday, 6 January 2015
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ITS GETTING REDICULOUS NOW, NOW FELICITY SAYS JOIN THE TAROT PARTY.
SHE SAYS WHY HAVE AN UNCERTAIN FUTURE, YOU CAN KNOW WHAT IS AHEAD WITH OUR POLICIES AT THE TAROT PARTY....... DEAR O DEAR
SHE SAYS WHY HAVE AN UNCERTAIN FUTURE, YOU CAN KNOW WHAT IS AHEAD WITH OUR POLICIES AT THE TAROT PARTY....... DEAR O DEAR
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IT SEEMS EVERYONE IS JUMPING ON THE ELECTION TRAIN, NOW BRUISER SAYS WHY NOT JOIN THE BODY GUARD PARTY. THESE DAYS YOU NEED TO FEEL SECURE, WELL NOW YOU. CAN WITH A 24 HR BODY GUARD SO JOIN THE BODY GUARD PARTY TODAY FOR A SECURE FUTURE.....
Monday, 5 January 2015
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BUNTYS CAMPAIGN HAS STARTED AND SHE IS URGING VOTERS TO VOTE FOR CIGARS.
YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE WILL GO UP.IN.SMIJE UNLESSS YOU VOTE FOR TGE CIGAR PARTY.......
YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE WILL GO UP.IN.SMIJE UNLESSS YOU VOTE FOR TGE CIGAR PARTY.......
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BANGER HAS STARTED HIS ELECTION CAMPAIGN CALLED IF YOU WANT CHABGE VOTE BANGER. HE SAYS DONT VOTE THE SAME VOTE FOR CHANGE.
IF YOU GET A KNOCK AT THE DOOR, BE WEARY OF IF BEING A MAN WITH A PIPE, WITH A BANNER, YOI CANT MISS TGE WORDS VOTE BANGER.....
IF YOU GET A KNOCK AT THE DOOR, BE WEARY OF IF BEING A MAN WITH A PIPE, WITH A BANNER, YOI CANT MISS TGE WORDS VOTE BANGER.....
Saturday, 3 January 2015
Friday, 2 January 2015
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WE HEAR THAT FELICITY LOST HER TAROT CARDS AT CHRISTMAS, BUT SHE TOLD US THAT SHE WILL BE GUIDED TO WHERE THEY ARE ALL IN GOOD TIME.......................DEAR O DEAR
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BERTY BIG TEETH WE HEAR HAD A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS AFTER HE GOT HES TEETH STUCK IN SOME WALNUTS, NO LAUGHING MATTER FOR BERTY.
IT TOOK EMERGENCY SERVICES SOMETIME TO RELEASE HIS TEETH, HES STILL RECOVERING..................
IT TOOK EMERGENCY SERVICES SOMETIME TO RELEASE HIS TEETH, HES STILL RECOVERING..................
Thursday, 1 January 2015
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