Thursday, 28 August 2014
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WE KNOW WHAT LIFE IS LIKE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE, BUT THE BIG BANGER HOUSE?? WELL ANDY SAYS THAT THE BIG BANGER HOUSE COMING TO A CREEN NEAR YOU SOON, ALL THE HOUSEMATES WILL INCLUDE HIMSELF, BETTY, BRUISER, BERT BIG TEETH AND MORE..........................WATCH THIS SPACE
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HOW DO YOU FANCY YOURSELF AN EXCLUSIVE BANGER PENSION. YES HE SAYS YOU HAVE TO THINK OF THE LONG TERM FUTURE AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO START SAVING THAN WITH A BANGER PENSION, RATES AND TERMS TO BE RELEASED SOON...................
Wednesday, 27 August 2014
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YES B I T. THE LATEST NAME THAT BANGER IS CALLING. HIS CORPORATION...... BANGERS INDEPENDENT TRADERS, YES WE THINK HE'S FOLLOWING ONLY FOOLS,AND HORSES IDEA, BUT HE CLAIMS IT'S ORIGINAL?????
Monday, 25 August 2014
Thursday, 21 August 2014
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THER RETURN OF THE ANDY , WELL BANGER NOW SAYS LIKE THE WORLD REVOLVES, SO WILL THE RETURN OF THE ANDY, SO ANDYS EVERYWHERE CAN REJOICE AT THE GOOD NEWS..........................
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
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YES , WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT , BANGER HAS DECIDED TO CREATE HIS OWN NEWSPAPER, CALLED THE BANGER NEWS.
HE SAID KEEP UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE MAJOR BREAKING STORIES LIKE BETTY, SAUSAGE UPDATES, AND HIS VENTURES. HE BELIEVES THAT IT WILL DEVELOP IN TO THE BANGER NEWS EMPIRE.................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
HE SAID KEEP UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE MAJOR BREAKING STORIES LIKE BETTY, SAUSAGE UPDATES, AND HIS VENTURES. HE BELIEVES THAT IT WILL DEVELOP IN TO THE BANGER NEWS EMPIRE.................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
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FEARS OF AN IMMINENT ARRIVAL ON UK SOIL OF LARRY HAVE PROMPTED BRUISER YO STEP UP SECURITY AROUND BANGER. HE TOLD US ERRRR CAN'T TAKE ANY CHANCES.
Monday, 18 August 2014
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BUNTY IS PLANNING TO MAKE A MUSICAL.ABOUT GUESS WHO.? YES HER CALLED BRING ON THE BUNTY..
SHE PROMISES LOTS,OF THRILLS AND SINGALONGS AS WELL.AS A LOT OF PUFFING BY XMAS, DEAR O.DEAR
SHE PROMISES LOTS,OF THRILLS AND SINGALONGS AS WELL.AS A LOT OF PUFFING BY XMAS, DEAR O.DEAR
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WELL WE HERE THE LATEST BUSINESS PLAN BANGER HAS IS TO BE A CHAUFFER WELL HIN AND BRUISER TO BE PRECISE.
BANGER SAYS HE HAS PLANS TO LAUNCH THE SERVICE SOON IN HUS EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE WHICH HE HAS DONE UP, THE MOGGY MINOR......
BANGER SAYS HE HAS PLANS TO LAUNCH THE SERVICE SOON IN HUS EXCLUSIVE VEHICLE WHICH HE HAS DONE UP, THE MOGGY MINOR......
Thursday, 14 August 2014
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THAT MAY EXPLAIN WHY HE GETS FUNNY LOOKS, INFACT WE HAVE HEARD HES BEEN CALLED WEE WILLIE WONKA AS HE CARRYS A LANTERN WHEN HE GOES OUT AT NIGHT TOO.....................
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YES WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HES ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO MR STAINES WE ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID WELL MR STAINES IS TALLER THAN ME.......................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 13 August 2014
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BANGER SAYS HE'S LOST EVERY JOB HE'S HAD OVER THE YEARS. HE SAID HE'S BIGGEST PROBLEM WAS PUNCTUALITY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HE SAYS WHEN I USED TO WAKE UP THEN I'D TURN UP HE SAID WHATEVER THE TIME.......
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTY AND HER. BOYS ARE TO APPEAR IN THIS YEARS NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL. NOT SURE WHICH ROLES THEY WILL PLAY BUT SHE SAYS CIGARS WILL BE AVAILABLE ALL ROUND.......
Tuesday, 12 August 2014
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ANDY SAYS,HE'S ADVERTISING FOR A NEW POSITION THAT COULD BE IDEAL FOR TONY ONE OF OUR REGULAR LISTENERS.
HE SAYS THAT TONY WOULD BE SN OFFICE JUNIOR WITH VARIOUS,DUTIES EXPECTED OF HIM. MORE YO BE,REVEALED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW.....
HE SAYS THAT TONY WOULD BE SN OFFICE JUNIOR WITH VARIOUS,DUTIES EXPECTED OF HIM. MORE YO BE,REVEALED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW.....
Monday, 11 August 2014
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WOULD YOU READ BANGERS BIOGRAPHY??? YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY BORED AND WOULD PROBABLY ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES ANYWAY.
BANGER SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME HE WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HES HAD REQUESTS TO WRITE ONE,. DEAR O DEAR, IT WILL BE IN SHOPS FOR XMAS.......
BANGER SAYS IT'S ABOUT TIME HE WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES HES HAD REQUESTS TO WRITE ONE,. DEAR O DEAR, IT WILL BE IN SHOPS FOR XMAS.......
Thursday, 7 August 2014
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TONIGHT REPORTS BANGER IS ON HIS WAY TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE, INFACT WE HEAR HES HAD A ROW WITH ONE OF THE QUEENS HORSE GUARDS AFTER TRYING TO B Y PASS THEM TO GET IN TO SEE HER MAJESTY, ITS UNCLEAR AS TO WHY HE WANTS TO VISIT HER.....................................
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WITH THE ONSET OF GOOGLE PROMISING DRIVERLESS CARS IN THE FUTURE, BANGER IS NOW PROMISING THE SAME,BUT HES SAYS FORGET GOOGLES PROMISES, BE PREPARED FOR THE DRIVER LESS MOGGY MINORS!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 6 August 2014
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ANDY TELLS,US THAT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE MUSIC CLASSICS I'S PIPES OF PEACE, WE WILL HAVE,A RECORDING OF THIS TOO ON THE SHOW THIS SAT.....
Tuesday, 5 August 2014
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YES BUNTYS LATEST CLASSIC IS LIGHT MY FIRE, SHE PROMISES TO LET US HAVE A RECORDING FOR THIS WEEK'S SHOW......
Monday, 4 August 2014
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WE HEAR BANGER HAD THE NERVE YO TAKE ONE OF HIS OLD,SAILING VESSELS OUT AT COWES WEEK.ON THE REGATTA. APPARENTLY WE ARE TOLD HE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF HOWARDS WAY.......
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THE B C C, THIS TIME ITS BUNTYS CIGAR CHARITY. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY SHE SAYS IT TAKES,A LOT TO KEEP MY HABIT GOING...... DEAR O DEAR
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