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WE CAN REVEAL THAT WE HAVE FOUND OUT ANDYS MIDDLE  NAME IS AUGUSTUS, SO ANDY AUGUSTUS BANGER, WELL WE WILL BE ASKING MORE ON SATURDAYS SHOW....................

BREAKING.....................WHAT DOES BANGER HAVE IN COMMON WITH AUGUST ????????

BREAKING........................BERTY BIG TEETH HAS HIS TEETH SHARPENED!!!!!!!!!

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BANGER HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF CREATING CROP CIRCLES WHERE HE LIVES, HE DENIES THIS AND SAYS THAT HE IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE MYSTERY .................

BREAKING.......................BANGER DENIES MAKING CROP CIRCLES ??????

BREAKING................................BRUISER APPLIES FOR VERULAM SECURITY JOB ???????

BREAKING...................BANGER CLAIMS BETTY IS IN 800 METRES OF COMMONWEALTH GAMES??????

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YES ARE YOU READY TO TRY THE NEW BANGER DIET, WELL ITS PRETTY SIMPLE ,START THE DAY WITH SAUSAGES, AND END THE DAY WITH SAUSAGES TOO. HE CLAIMS THAT ITS THE BEST WAY TO LOSE WAIT SENSIBLY AND SERIOUSLY........................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........................THE BANGER DIET????????

BREAKING.........REPORTS, BUNTY & LEN JONES. TO GET ENGAGED?????

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YES  BANGER BELIEVES HE'S THE NEW RICHARD BRANSON,  HE SAYS,HE HAS MORE VENTURES THAN HIM????  AND IS MORE SUCCESSFUL.

HE SAYS HE'S NEW CORPORATION NAME BANGER WILL BE A MULTI MILLION WORLD WIDE NAME BY NEXT YEAR!!!!

BREAKING........BANGER SAYS HE'S THE,NEW,RICHARD BRANSON.?????

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CHAS & VERA ARE BACK TOGETHER WE HEAR.  WELL AT,LEAT IN A,WORKING CAPACITY.  CHAS SAYS,VERAS. MY ASSISTANT SHE HOLDS MY KEYS...... YES CHAT WE BELIEVE YOU!!!!!

BREAKING....... CHAS & VERA BACK TOGETHER AT LAST???!

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1. AAMDY SAYS HE & TONY OF LONDON COLNEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.  HE CLAIMS THAT THEY ARE INVITING EACH OTHER FOR DINNERS,  ARRANGING HOLIDAYS TOGETHER,  AND EVEN.HAVING.STAY OVERS, AT EACH OTHERS HOUSES????!! 

BREAKING......... ANDY SAYS,HE HAS,A,NEW BEST FRIEND CALLED TONY?????

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YOU'VE HEARD OF ANOTHER FILM CALLED RAMBO WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE BUT THIS ONE IS TO BE  WITH A,DIFFERENCE.

BUNTY TELLS,US SHE'S IN TALKS WITH FILM PRODUCERS ABOUT FELICITYS  DOG TO BE IN A MOVIE CALLED RAMBO...... WATCH THIS SPACE

BREAKING.........BUNTY IN TALKS FOR. RAMBO THE MOVIE?????

BREAKING.........................IS IT A BIRD ? A PLANE ? NO ITS SUPERBANGER ??????

BREAKING...........................COOL OFF WITH BUNTY ??????

SPECIAL REPORT FROM STEVEN HALL.....................

STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY IS VERY UPSET THAT HE DIDNT GET A VIP INVITATION TO THE DUXFORD AIR SHOW LAST TIME ROUND, AND WE HEAR THAT BANGER PHONED BARNWELL ASKING HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME EXCLUSIVE BANGER RECYCLED WATER............................


THANKS FOR THE REPORT STEVE

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FANCY COOLING OFF THE BUNTY WAY, WELL PUT CIGAR IN THE FREEZER FOR 24 HOURS UNTIL FROZEN. AFER CIGAR IS FROZEN TAKE OUT AND SMOKE , YOU WILL FILL ICE COOL WITH A CHILLED CIGAR. SO PUFF AWAY.......................

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ARE YOU READY TO FACE THE BANGER??? ANDY SAYS ITS A NEW CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO BE FOCUSED AND NOT BLINK AND SEE IF YOU CAN FACE THE BANGER!!!

HE SAYS THE GAME WILL BE ON YOUR XMAS LISTS THIS YEAR.

BREAKING....................FACE THE BANGER????????

BREAKING...........................THE WEATHER IS NOT THE ONLY THING HOTTING UP SO IS CHAS & VERAS FRIENDSHIP ?????

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THE B C C,  IS THE BUNTY CIGAR CARE.  YES BUNTY.HAS CREATED HER OWN COMPANY DESIGNED TO LOOK AFTER CIGARS.  SHE  WILL TELL YOU HOW TO CARE FOR THE  WELFARE OF YOUR CIGAR AND MORE.........

BREAKING.......... THE B C C??????

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YES WITH THE COMMONWEALTH. BATON.IN THE NEWS, ANDY BUNTY ARE PLANNING THEIR OWN BANGER BATON RELAY SOON.

BE PREPARED ANDY SAID FOR THE BATON YO COME YO YOUR TOWN.  CHEER AS WE GO &  GIVE YOUR SUPPORT...... DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........THE BANGER.BATON.?????

WEEKLY WEATHER OUTLOOK FOR HERTS FOR. 21ST-25TH. JULY....POSSIBLE SHOWERS AT FIRST THEN SUNNY. & BECOMING HOT & HUMID AGAIN / STORMS RETURNING LATER IN WEEK

ISSUED....... 20/7/14

BREAKING........................HERES BIG TEETH BERTY!!!!!

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WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT BANGER IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE HOT WEATHER BY SELLING DODGY FANS.

DO NOT BUY THESE FANS,  AS ONE HAS BLOWN UP AND ANOTHER PUT IT'S OWNER IN HOSPITAL AFTER INSTEAD OF COOLING THEM DOWN MADE THEM.EVEN HOTTER AND SUFFERING FROM HEAT EXHAUSTION...

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WE HEAR ANDY BANGER IS FURIOUS AS HIS BANGER REMOVALS V
AN IS STILL WAITING OUTSIDE VERULAM. TOWERS 24 HRS LATER

HE SAYS DODGY SAVE IS,WAITING YO MOVE THE EQUIPMENT.  WELL ANDY FIRSTLY YOU'RE TOO. EARLY AND SECOND WE HAVE HIRED ANOTHER REMOVAL COMPANY......

BREAKING........ BANGER FANS????!

BREAKING........BANGERS REMOVALS REMAIN OUTSIDE VERULAM TOWERS,?????

BREAKING.......WE HEAR BANGERS REMOVALS HAVE ARRIVED ST STUDIOS,ALREADY????!

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THE LATEST IDEA BY ANDY US TO HAVE,A TELEVISION NETWORK NAMED AFTER HIM AND NOT JUST ANY NETWORK BUT,HE,WANTS TO OVERTAKE THE BBC,  SO HE IS CALLING HIS NEW,NETWORK BBC BANGER,  GOD HELP US!!!! '

BREAKING.......THIS IS BBC BANGER?????

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BUNTY SAYS HER FAVOURITE ALL TIME SONG IS THE PLATTERS,  SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES. NEED WE ASK.WHY BUNTY?  NO DOUBT SOMETHING TO GO WITH YOUR OBSESSION WITH CIGARS,  BY THE WAY RAMBOS FAVOURITE SONG IS,  IT'S A DOGS LIFE!!!!!!

BREAKING ..... BUNTYS FAVOURITE SONG IS. SMOKE GETS IN.YOUR EYES?????

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YES BANGER SAYS HE'S GOT A HOTSPOT WHEN WE ASKED HIM.WHERE,  HE SAID DONT WORRY HE'S GETTING TREATMENT FOR IT?????

BREAKING ....... BANGERS SAYS HE'S GOT A HOTSPOT?????

SATURDAY SUPREME WILL RETURN ON THE 26TH JULY. 2014.......

UPDATES CONTINUE........

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BANGER SAYS THE WORLD WILL SOON EXPERIENCE WHAT HE CALLS THE BANGER BOOM. ITS A NEW BANGER ERA HE SAYS AND THE WORLD SHOULD PREPARE FOR THE DAWN OF THE ANDY ????????

BREAKING.......................THE BANGER BOOM?????????

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WE HEAR THAT EL BEE IS TAKING OUT A LAWSUIT AGAINST BANGER, HE SAYS THAT HES HAD ENOUGH AND WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO GET AWAY WITH IT

OUR SPECIAL GUEST ON LAST WEEKS SHOW.......................EMILY , WHAT A STAR

BREAKING........................EL BEE TO SUE BANGER??????

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YES WE  HEAR BANGER JOINED THE PUBLIC SECTOR WORKERS TODAY IN A DAY OF STRIKE ACTION. BANGER SAYS HES REASONS. ARE  VERY CLEAR, HE WANTS MORE PAY, AS MUCH TIME OFF AS MR STAINES, AND ALSO  MORE SAUSAGES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......................BANGERS ON STRIKE ???? UP THE ANTI HE SAYS!!!!!!

                                                        

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BANGER ROADSHOW TO COME TO YOUR TOWN???? WELL GET SET BECAUSE IT MAY SOON WELL.BE,  HE PROMISES THAT THE BANGER INTERNATIONAL ROADSHOW WILL BRING FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY. THERE'S DJ BETTY.. MIX  MASTER BANGER.  & GROOVER BRUISER,  WATCH OUT FOR THE ROADSHOW COMING SOON.......

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YES CHAS SAYS HE'S GOT  A NEW ASSISTANT TO HELP HIM.ON HID CARETAKING ROUNDS,. GUESS.WHO?  YES VERA.  AND THE MANAGEMENT HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN CONSULTED.....

BREAKING.......THE BANGER INTERNATIONAL ROADSHOW???!!

BREAKING..........CHAS SAYS HE HAS A NEW. ASSISTANT?????

BREAKING....... CHAS GETS READY TO TAKE HIS OLD JOB AT VERULAM TOWERS?????

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THE LATEST VENTURE IS BANGER REMOVALS.  YES NO MOVE TOO BIG OR SMALL HE TELLS US WITH REMOVAL VANS TO  SUIT YOUR NEEDS

THE WORRY IS THAT HE SAYS HE'S ORGANISING THE  MOVE FOR RADIO VERULAM BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PREMISES.....

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BUNNY SAYS SHE'S AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN, AND ALL WOMEN SHOULD BECOME INDEPENDENT BUNTYS TOO., AND GUESS WHAT SHE'S MADE A SONG ABOUT IT AND,WHO'S GOT A COPY?  YES US AND WE WILL BE PLAYING IT,ON THIS,WEEKS SHOW.....

BREAKING.......BANGER REMOVALS??????

BREAKING....... INDEPENDENT BUNNY????

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YES TODAY WAS THE TOUR DE FRANCE EVENT. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE YOUR DE BANGER TOO, WE HEAR THAT BETTY, ANDY,  BRUISER,  AND VERTU BIG TEETH DUD THEIR.OWN BIKE EVENT CAUSING MOTE CHAOS THAN THE REAL ONE.

MOTORISTS WERE STRANDED FOR HOURS THANKS TO THE BANGER FAMILY COPYING AND OVERIDING THE HEADLINES.......

BREAKING........ TOUR DE.BANGER???!!

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WE HEAR THAT HOT ON THE HEELS OF BARNEY BUTTER  IS NOW BANGER BUTTER. ONCE AGAIN ANDY HAS TO OVER RIDE THE HEADLINES. HE SAYS THAT HES BRND OF BUTTER WILL BE MORE TASTIER THAN ANY BUTTER YOUVE TASTED , WELL WATCH THIS SPACE......................

BREAKING......................FIRST BARNEY BUTTER, . NOW BANGER BUTTER????????????????

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BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT THAT ANDY SAYS HE CAN REVEAL THAT FOR YEARS HE HAS MR STAINES LIFE COACH,  IF IT WASNT FOR HIM HE WOULD NEVER BE WHERE HE IS TODAY, MR STAINES WILL NOT ADMIT IT SO BEST NOT SAY ANTHING HE SAYS...........

BREAKING.....................BANGER SAYS HES MR STAINES LIFE COACH??????

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HERES THE THING, WE LORD EMBLEBEE HAS HAD PEOPLE CALLING LORD BUMBLEBEE, THIS COULD WELL BE BARNWELLS FAULT AS HE CALLED HIM IT BY ACCIDENT SOME WEEKS AGO. APPARANTLEY THE LORD IS NOT HAPPY AT ALL.......................

BREAKING........................BANGER SAYS HE HAS A SECRET TO SHARE????????

BREAKING........... LORD EMBLEBEE IS LORD BUMBLEBEE?????

BREAKING.......................BELOW BANGER IN HIS YOUNGER MOGGY MINOR DAYS!!!!!!!!

BREAKING............................BANGER BRAGS ABOUT TURBINE??????

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WE HEAR BANGER ONCE AGAIN HAS UPSET HIS NEIGHBOURS  BY PUTTING UP A WIND TURBINE IN HIS FIELD.. IT A SMALL VERSION BUT WE UNDERSTAND ITS BEEN CAUSING HAVOC BLOWING NEIGHBOURS WASHING AWAY, BLOWING GARDEN FURNITURE AND FALLING FENCES HAVE BEEN REPORTED. WE UNDERSTAND NEIGHBOURS WONT COME OUT OF THEIR HOUSES THEY SAY IT MAY BE SUMMER BUT WE HAVE GALE FORCE WINDS 24HRS A DFAY THANKS TO B ANGER. MEANWHILE BANGER TELLS US ITS TO HAVE ENERGY , WELL ITS CREATING ENOUGH FOR THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THATS FOR SURE..........................