Wednesday, 30 April 2014
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YES A BLOW UP BANGER. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER GAS DECIDED TO CREATE AN INFLATABLE VERSION OF HIMSELF.
UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN EXPECTANT IN OUR SHOPS BY THE SUMMER, DEAR O DEAR
UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN EXPECTANT IN OUR SHOPS BY THE SUMMER, DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 29 April 2014
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STEVEN HALL TELLS US THAT HE HAD A VISIT FROM RAMBO AND BUTTY ON SAT NIGHT. INFANT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS MORE THAN A VISIT FOR RAMBO IT WAS A STAY OVER AS FELICITY ASKED HIM TO BABYSIT RAMBO FOR THE,WEEKEND.
WE HEAR THAT HE ATE STEVEN OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME...... THANKS STEVE FOR REPORT
WE HEAR THAT HE ATE STEVEN OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME...... THANKS STEVE FOR REPORT
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WE HEAR EL BEE COULD BE TAKING PART IN THE IMPS MOTORCYCLE EVENT ST THE THIS YEAR'S HERTS SHOW. HE TELLS US THAT HE'S IN TALKS WITH THE EVENTS ORGANISERS.......
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BUNTY BELIEVES SHE WAS A HORSE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE. SHE SAYS I'M SURE I WAS BECAUSE I GALLOP WHEN I RUN EVERY NOW AND THEN I LIKE BIT OF HAY AS WELL?????
Monday, 28 April 2014
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BANGER CLAIMS HE'S NAMING A CITY AFTER HIM,. WE HEAR THE PLACE IS TO BE KNOWN AS BANGER CITY. HE SAYS HE'S NOT YET CHOSEN A PLACE, WELL GOD HELP ST ALBANS!!!! ''
Sunday, 27 April 2014
Thursday, 24 April 2014
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EL BEE SAYS HES REUNITING BIKERS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY ON MAY DAY BANK HOLIDAY TO GET TOGETHER FOR SOME SERIOUS BIKER ACTION. EL BEE SAYS HE WILL PROBABLY OUT RIDE THEM ALL BUT LETS GET TOGETHER AND FIND OUT HE SAYS....................
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WELL WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF I TUNES APPS, OR ANDROID APPS, BUT ANDY APPS????, THEY ARE THE LATEST TO GO ON THE MARKET AN APP FOR EVERYTHING, THE LATEST SAUSAGES CAN BE DOWNLOADED, OR PIPE APPS, OR ANDYS LATEST BUSINESS APP, YES AN APP FOR EVERYTHING SOON.......................
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WE HAVE LEARNT TONIGHT THAT BUNTY HAS DECIDED RAMBO IS TO SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST AS A RESULT OF HIS CONTINUING DISTURBED BEHAVIOUR TO DO WITH ANDY. WE HEAR RAMBO GROWLS FOR HOURS YELLS OUT IN HIS SLEEP AND GOES FOR ANYBODY THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM.........................
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BANGER HE SAYS HAS BEEN APPROACHED TO BRING BACK THE GAME BLANKETY BLANK, BUT CALLED BANGER BLANK. WE HAVE HAD NO CONFIRMATION F THIS BUT HE SAYS HE IS EXCITED AND READY TO TAKE UP THE OFFER, HE SAID ITS MADE ME GO ALL BLANK ???????
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YES BRUISER IS TO HAVE AN OPEN DAY ACCORDING TO BANGER , APPARANTLEY HE WILL BE FLEXING HIS MUSCLES .AND SHOWING OFF HIS PHYSIQUE. BANGER SAYS HE WILL SHOW PEOPLE WHAT HES REALLY CAPABLE OFF....................
Wednesday, 23 April 2014
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HAVE YOU TRIED THE BELLY FLOP WITH A CIGAR IN YOUR MOUTH?NEW ? ITS BUNTYS NEW CRAZE, TRY IT SIT IN A POSITION WITH CIGAR IN YOUR MOUTH THEN PUSH MOUTH DOWN TOWARDS BELLY, , THATS THE BUNTY BELLY FLOP!!!!!!
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GUESS WHAT , NOW BANGER HAS LAUNCHED A BANGER GNOME FOR YOUR GARDEN THIS SUMMER. AS YOU CAN SEE IT EVEN HAS A PIPE SURPRISE SURPRISE, WHAT A SIGHT YOUR GARDEN WILL LOOK, IN THE SHOPS SOON......................
Tuesday, 22 April 2014
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AS WELL AS HER MAJESTY THE,QUEEN CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY, WE HEAR ACCORDING ANDY QUEEN BETTY CELEBRATED HERS HE TELLS US,.
HE SAID THERE WAS A GUN SALUTE,WHICH APPARENTLY WAS TWO WATER PISTOLS FIRED IN THE AIR WHICH SOAKED HER. AFTERWARDS CELEBRATIONS AT THE BANGER. RESIDENCE CONTINUED WITH A BANQUET.......
HE SAID THERE WAS A GUN SALUTE,WHICH APPARENTLY WAS TWO WATER PISTOLS FIRED IN THE AIR WHICH SOAKED HER. AFTERWARDS CELEBRATIONS AT THE BANGER. RESIDENCE CONTINUED WITH A BANQUET.......
Monday, 21 April 2014
Friday, 18 April 2014
Thursday, 17 April 2014
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FORGET THE EASTER EGG HUNT, WHAT ABOUT THE BETTY HUNT. YES ANDY PLANS TO HIDE BETTY AND LET CHILDREN FIND HER HE SAYS. ITS A HUNT WITH A DIFFERENCE, AND BETTY WILL BE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN BANGERS FIELD WITH A HANDFUL OF EGGS.............BRACE YOURSELVES HUNTERS!!!!!!!
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WELL, IT SEEMS BANGER HAS BEEN BUSY, TODAY HES BEEN OUT AND ABOUT DRESSED AS A BANGER BUNNY. HES BEEN GOING UP TO MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC SAYING WHATS UP DOC, GIVING THEM HES OWN BRAND OF EGGS, WE HEAR SEVERAL PEOPLE COMPLAINED FEELING ILL AFTER EATING HES EGGS.......................DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS SET A BANGER EGG FACTORY FOR EASTER, ITS HIS SHED, . BETTY IS SWEATING AWAY MAKING BANGERS BRAND OF EGGS UNTIL ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT. WE AVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HE IS SELLING THEM FOR OR AT WHICH SHOPS, BUT THAT MAY NOT BE A BAD THING THAT WE DONT.............................
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CHAS WE HEAR IS NEXT WE HEAR TO HOST AN EVENING WITH AN AUDIENCE . HE SAYS ANYONE CAN ASK HIM QUESTIONS, AND TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON....................
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BUNTY SAYS SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO CELEBRATE EASTER BY LIGHTING A CIGAR. SHE SAYS AT MIDNIGHT EASTER MORNING UP AND DOWN THE LAND WE CAN ALL LIGHT UP TOGETHER ............................
Wednesday, 16 April 2014
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BANGER HAS BEEN OUT AND ABOUT DRESSED UP.AS A GIANT EASTER EGG, WE HEAR HE'S BEEN GOING UP TO THE PUBLIC SAYING HUG ME I'M YOUR EASTER EGG, DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 15 April 2014
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WE HEAR THAT A FOG WARNING WAS ISSUED THIS MORNING WHICH WAS A FALSE ALARM IT TURNED OUT BE BANGER PUFFING HUGE PLUMES OF SMOKE ON HIS PIPE ON A MOTOTORWAY ON HERTS,. NOT ONLY THAT HE WAS DRIVING. AT TEN MPH ANNOYING DRIVERS AND CAUSING SEVERE TAILBACKS.....
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WATCH OUT THUS EASTER YOUR EGGS COULD GO UP IN SMOKE THANKS TO BUNTY. SHE'S LAUNCHED HER OWN BRAND OF EGGS WITH THE CENTRE CONTAINING CIGARS. SHE SAYS EVERY CHILD WILL BE THRILLED TO HAVE A PUFF AND A BITE OF CHOCOLATE TOO THIS EASTER.........
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YES VERA TELLS US SHES HITTING BACK AT SAT SUPREME WITH HER OWN TV DRAMA TO START SOON ON ITV CALLED SIMPLY VERA.
SHE WON'T TELL US. All. THE DETAILS BUT SAYS IT'S DEEMED TO BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HER PREVIOUS ROLE ON OUR SHOW!!!!!
SHE WON'T TELL US. All. THE DETAILS BUT SAYS IT'S DEEMED TO BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN HER PREVIOUS ROLE ON OUR SHOW!!!!!
Monday, 14 April 2014
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YES WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS TO BE THE MAD HATTER IN THIS YEAR'S BANGER EASTER PARADE. WE ALSO HEAR THAT BETTY IS BE AN EXTRA LARGE EASTER EGG, WE ALSO HEAR BASIL AND BRUISER TO BE INVOLVED MORE ON THEIR. CHARACTERS AS WE GET THEM...
Sunday, 13 April 2014
Thursday, 10 April 2014
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IF YOU LIKE AN EASTER EGG, YOU WONT LIKE BANGERS. WE HEAR HES OWN BRAND OF EASTER EGGS WILL BE IN THE SHOPS SOON, NO DOUBT FAKE CHOCOLATE WITH MINI SAUSAGES INSIDE, MORE THAN LIKELY TO SPOIL SOMEONES EASTER SOMEWHERE THIS YEAR.......................
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BUNTY ANNOUNCES A NEW GAME THAT SHES INVENTED FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY, ITS CALLED CATCH A CIGAR ANOTHER GENIUS IDEA , THE IDEA IS TO THROW A CIGAR AROUND IN A CIRCLE THE LAST ONE WITH THE CIGAR AS THE MUSIC STOPS HAS TO SMOKE THE WHOLE CIGAR, WHAT A FUN GAME IN THE SHOPS SOON...................
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WATCH OUT, BANGERS EASTER BUNNIES ARE ABOUT THIS EASTER AND THEY ARE SMOKING PIPES. IF YOU SPOT ONE DO NOT APPROACH THEM AS THEY ARE WILD JUST LIKE BANGER!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
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YES WITH RADIO VERULAM HAVING A FUND RAISING EVENING WITH MARK KERMODE, IN MAY BANGER HAS YET AGAIN HAS GOT IN ON THE ACT TO OVERIDE THE HEADLINE BY ANNOUNCING THAT HE WILL BE HAVING AN EVENING WITH ANDY, WHERE AND WHEN HAS YET TO BE DISCLOSED BUT HE RECKONS THAT TICKETS ARE SELLING FAST............................
AN EVENING WITH MARK KERMODE.....................The UK's most trusted and scathing (!) film reviewer asks: who needs the professionals now that everyone’s a critic? Join us for an evening with the man himself, as he pit-stops in St Albans to launch his new book, Hatchet Job: Love Movies, Hate Critics. Listen as Mark takes us on a journey across the modern cinematic landscape, blending historical analysis with trenchant opinion, bitter personal prejudice and laugh-out-loud acerbic humour. It’s the perfect book and evening for anyone who’s ever expressed an opinion about a movie. There will be a book signing after the show. WHEN: Friday 2nd May 2014 WHAT TIME: 8.00pm WHERE: Weston Auditorium, de Havilland Campus, University of Hertfordshire, AL10 9EU TICKETS: Adult: £12.00 Student: £10.00 Call now to book your tickets: +44 (0)1707 281127 All funds raised will go towards supporting our community radio station. Share/Save
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
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APPARANTLEY BRUISER NURSING A BRUISED EGO. REPORTS TODAY SUGGEST THAT MEMBER SO THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN SHOUTING AT HIM IN THE STREET, HEY YOU DONT SAY VERY MUCH DO YOU , WE HEAR BRUISER HAS BEEN A LITTLE OFFENDED BY THIS....................
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WE HEAR BANGERS BOAT RACE WAS A NON STARTER ON SUNDAY, INFACT WE UNDERSTAND HES BOAT CAPSIZED, ALTHOUGH WHERE AND WHEN IS UNCONFIRMED.............SEE PIC BELOW
Monday, 7 April 2014
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YES BUNTY GETS HER CIGARS FROM CIGAR CHARLIE WE HEAR. APPARANTLEY HE GETS THEM CHEAP THROUGH A CONTINENTAL SUPPLIER WE UNDERSTAND........
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NEXT WEEKEND BEING THE LONDON MARATHON, BRACE YOURSELVES FIR MARATHON BETTY WHO ANDY SAYS,WILL BE RUNNING IN THE EVENT TOO....... RUN BETTY RUN
Sunday, 6 April 2014
Friday, 4 April 2014
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BANGER CLAIMS HES HAVING HIS OWN BOAT RACE TOMORROW ON THE OFFICIAL BOAT RACE DAY. AS ALWAYS HES TRYING TO OVER RIDE THE HEADLINES BUT JUST WHERE AND WHEN AND AGAINST WHOM HES RACING, WE HAVE YET TO LEARN......................................
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BUNTY WE HEAR HAS APPEARED AT LADIES DAY AT AINTREE TODAY. HOW DID SHE GET THERE? ON OFEHER BOYS OF COURSE WITH A CARRIAGE, SHE LIKES TO MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE AND SHE CERTAINLY DID THAT SAY SIGHTSEERS WAVING WITH A HUGE CIGAR.................
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BANGER SAYS HE HAS A SOLUTION TO THE POLLUTION CURRENTLY AFFECTING THE UK , HE SAYS IF BUNTY WAS TO PUT HER CIGARS OUT WE WOULD ALL BE OK .................DEAR O DEAR
Thursday, 3 April 2014
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ANDY SAYS THAT BETTY WILL BE RUNNING IN THE GRAND NATIONAL. BET O BETTY HE SAYS , SHE WILL LEAD THE RACE COURSE AND IS IN GOOD SHAPE.......................HAS NO ONE TOLD HIM ITS A HORSE RACE ANDY?????
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTYS BOYS ARE IN TRAINING FOR THIS WEEKENDS GRAND NATIONAL. BUNTY SAYS HER BOYS ARE DOWN TO 5 CIGARS A DAY ONLY AND TRAINING VIGOROUSLY FOR THE EVENT, IVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THEY WILL WIN THE RACE SHE SAYS....................
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THE LATEST. MASCOT TO JOIN THE ADDITION IS THE BUT TY BUNNY. IT'S I'M TIME FIR EASTER AND IS A BUNNY LOOKING LIKE BUNTY THAT IS SMOKING. A CIGAR!!!!!
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
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FOLLOWING NEWS THAT DEFRA RECOMMENDS THAT WE,SHOULD NOW HAVE 7 A DAY INSTEAD OF 5... BANGER SAYS WOULD BELIEVE HE GOES 20 TIMES A DAY, UNFORTUNATELY WE DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT THANKS ANDY!!!!!!
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BASIL IS,BACK. AGAIN THREATENING THE ENEMY. WATCH OUT,HE,SAYS THE ENEMY IS ABOUT. WHO DOES HE MEAN?????
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
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YES IT'S BEEN APRIL FOOLS DAY AND THE BIGGEST FOOL HIMSELF HAS BEEN OUT PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ELSE. WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN DRESSED UP GOING UP TO MYERS OF THE PUBLIC AND SCARING THEM AD WELL AS FOOLING THEM THEM.
WE HEAR THOUGH THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR OWN BACK BY CALLING HIM N AMES AND TAKING AWAY ANDYS PIPE......
WE HEAR THOUGH THE PUBLIC HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR OWN BACK BY CALLING HIM N AMES AND TAKING AWAY ANDYS PIPE......
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BUNTY TELLS US THAT SHE'S HAD A BIG BREAK RECENTLY....UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS WHEN SHE WAS SMOKING A HAS HIRE CIGAR THAT IT BROKE IN.HALF......DEAR O DEAR
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