BUNTY SAYS SHE HAS WOKEN UP MANY TIMES THIS WEEK DREAMING OF LEN JONES. I HAVE BEEN REGULARLY WAKING UP AND SHOUTING FOR LE0NARD. THE DREAMS ARE GETTING MORE VIVID SHE SAYS I FEEL LIKE HIS BESIDE ME EVERY NIGHT AS I PUFF AWAY......................
Thursday, 30 January 2014
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BUNTY SAYS SHE HAS WOKEN UP MANY TIMES THIS WEEK DREAMING OF LEN JONES. I HAVE BEEN REGULARLY WAKING UP AND SHOUTING FOR LE0NARD. THE DREAMS ARE GETTING MORE VIVID SHE SAYS I FEEL LIKE HIS BESIDE ME EVERY NIGHT AS I PUFF AWAY......................
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THE CIGAR QUEEN, HERSELF TO CELEBRATE THE CHINESE NEW YEAR WILL BE INVITING EVERYONE TO JOIN HER IN LIGHTING UP TO SEE THE CHINESE YEAR IN WITH A CIGAR,,. THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO CELEBRATE AND THATS IN TRUE CIGAR STYLE SHE SAID......................................
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ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR SOON, AND BANGER IS TURNING CHINESE WE HEAR HES SELLING HIS OWN BRAND OF NOODLES YET AGAIN, AND TALKING TO THE PUBLIC OF ST ALBANS IN CHINESE OR TRYING TO ANYWAY.......................
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THE WAR OF WORDS BETWEEN BRUISER AND WHITE VAN MAN CONTINUES TO HOT UP WITH THE WORDS GETTING MORE FURIOUS. BANGER TELLS US WHITE VAN MAN WILL BE SORRY HES MET BRUISER...........................
Wednesday, 29 January 2014
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BUNTYS CIGAR DREAM, YES SHE WANTS THE WORLD TO TURN IN TO A HUGE ROUND CIGAR, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE WORLD SHAPED LIKE ONE IT IS MY DREAM.........
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APPARANTLEY WE HAVE LEARNT THAT BANGERS DAD WAS CALLED GUSTAPO A BIT OF A STRANGE NAME BUT WE HEAR HE WAS A SQUADRON IN THE FIRST WORK WAR SOMEONE WHO ANDY LOOKED UP TO LITERALLY AS,HE,WAS NEARLY 7 FT..........
Tuesday, 28 January 2014
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NO WE DON'T MEAN BANGER AS A POLICEMAN WE MEAN BANGERS COMPUTER COMPANY CALLED PC BANGER, HE SAYS HE HAS EVERY TYPE OF COMPUTER AND SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE DO FORGET PC WORLD GET ON DOWN PC BANGER........
Monday, 27 January 2014
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER WAS BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DID NOT GET A GRAMMY AWARD. HE EXPECTED YO PICK UP AN AWARD FOR HIS BANGER & THE BANGERETTES, HAVEN'T HEARD ANY HITS FROM THEM.ANDY!!!!!
Sunday, 26 January 2014
Thursday, 23 January 2014
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CHAS SEEMS TO HAVE MADE THE HEADLINES HIMSELF THIS WEEK IN THE CITY TIMES. AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD CHAS HAS RECENTLY SUCCEEDED THE POSITION OF A PAPER BOY WAS SURPRISED TO READ ABOUT HIMSELF ON THE FRONT SAYING......... PAPER BOY IN LOVE WITH STATION CLEANER.................WELL!!!!!
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WHITE VAN MAN HAS TOLD US THAT HES VAN HAS GONE MISSING AND BELIEVE EITHER BANGER OR BRUISER ARE THE CULPRITS.......HE VOWED TO GET REVENGE SAYING THEY WILL GO MISSING WHEN I FIND THEM......................
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ANDY SAYS THE PUBLIC EVERYWHERE LOVE HIM AND HAVE BEEN SENDING HIM MESSAGES SAYING JUST THAT AS SEEN BELOW......................
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BUNTY SAYS SHE HAS BEEN DREAMING ABOUT LEN JONES AGAIN, SHE SAYS I AWAKE REGULARLY IN THE NIGHT IN A SWEAT HAVING DREAMT ABOUT ME AND LEONARD, IM CONVINCED ITS A PREMONITION ONE DAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER SHE SAYS ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS I LOVE A BIG BAND AND HE WILL LOVE A BIG CIGAR .....................UNTIL TONIGHT LEONARD ILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS.............................................
LOVE BUNTYXXXXX
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ANDY SAYS THERE SHOULD BE MORE ANDYS THAT COME OUT AND REVEAL THEMSELVES THERES PLENTY OF US OUT THERE SO REVEAL YOURSELVES AND BE PROUD TO BE AN ANDY.........................
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YES BUNTY HAS NOW GOT RAMBO HOOKED HES STARTED CIGAR SMOKING IN HIS OWN CIGAR CAR. WELL IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.....................
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EL B HAS CALLED ON BIKERS TO UNITE AGAINST ANTI BIKER TALK ON THE ROADS. ITS TIME WE ALL GOT TOGETHER AND SHOWED THEM ALL WHAT WE ARE MADE OF HE SAYS................
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BANGER IS ALREADY IN TROUBLE FOR REPAIRING OR SHOULD WE NOT REPAIRING A BRIDGE . WE HEAR THAT THE LOCAL COUNCIL WHO HIRED HIM ARE NOW TAKING HIM TO COURT, BANGER SAYS DONT BLAME HIM.....................
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WE HEAR THAT BERTY BIG TEETH WENT FOR A DENTAL CHECK UP AND HE WAS TOLD THAT HIS TEETH HAVE GROWN EVEN MORE. ......
Tuesday, 21 January 2014
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YES THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT COULD SPREAD, ITS BANGERS OWN BRAND OF BUTTER. WELL LETS NOT BUTTER HIM UP TOO MUCH ON THIS ONE BUT WE HEAR THAT HES REALLY EXCITED ABOUT BANGERS BUTTER, HE SAYS IT WILL TASTE LIKE NOTHING EVER BEFORE WE WILL SEE........................
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BUNTYS BIG CIGAR JOB?? YES BUNTY SAYS SHE HAS PLANS FOR A BIG CIGAR JOB IN 2014. WE ASKED WHAT SHE MEANT BY THIS AND WELL I INTEND TO GROW LOTS OF CIGARS IN MY ALLOTMENT AND SPREAD THE WORD FURTHER AROUND THE GLOBE IN HER QUEST TO MAKE CIGARS A WORLD EVERYDAY LUXURY...........................
Monday, 20 January 2014
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WE HEAR WHITE VAN MAN & BRUISER EXCHANGE WORDS ON THE PHONE AS YOU CAN IMAGINE IT WASN'T A LONG CONVERSATION...
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WE HEAR BANGER TO START UP HIS OWN TV NETWORK. BANGER TV. WE WON'T ASK WHAT WE CAN EXPECT BECAUSE WE KNOW ANDY....
Thursday, 16 January 2014
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BUNTY SAYS SHE BEEN HAVING SOME DREAMS ABOUT VERULAMS BIG BAND/JAZZ PRESENTER LEN JONES. I OFTEN WAKE UP IN A SMOKE OVER HAVING SOME INTENSE AND WHAT I HOPE ARE PREMONITIONS OF LEONARD AND I HAVING AN EXCITING FUTURE TOGETHER I BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN SHE SAYS.......................
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VERA WE CAN REVEAL AFTER BEING AWAY FROM THE STATION AGAIN FOR MONTHS IS HAVING COUNSELLING AOVER FINDINGS AT THE STATION WHILST CLEANING. IVE BEEN TRAUMATISED BY WHAT IVE SEEN AND WHAT WITH THE DOG AS WELL ITS ALL BEEN TOO MUCH SHE SAYS.........................
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ANDY SAYS BRUISER IS LAUGHING AT WHITE VAN MANS THREATS , SAYING HE WANTS TO GROW A BIT BEFORE I CAN EVEN SEE HIM, MIND YOU WE HOPE WHITE VAN MAN DOESNT HAVE A JACK RUSSELL DOG WITH HIM OR IT COULD BE A DIFFERENT STORY.....................
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BANGER WANTS HIS VENTURES TO GO UNDER A NEW NAME AND ITS, BANGER HOLDINGS , HE THINKS IT WILL BE WIDELY RESPECTED .............................
SPECIAL REPORT.......................STEVEN HALL
STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY IS TO START UP A BANGER BUS TOUR AGAIN ACROSS ST ALBANS AND BEYOND ALTHOUGH IT PROBABLY WONT GO FAR........BUN TY IS LOOKING TO START UP HORSE RIDING COURSES, AND ANDY WANTS TO RUN FOR MAYOR AGAIN IN ST ALBANS............................THANKS STEVE
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BANGER TRIED TO EVICT BETTY & BERTY BIG TEETH LAST NIGHT FOR WHAT HE SAYS WAS A DISRESPECT OF HIS HONOUR. IM A SIR HE SAID PLEASE REMEMBER THAT OTHERWISE YOU CAN GO RIGHT NOW.........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 15 January 2014
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REPORTS TONIGHT THAT BANGER PHONED BARNWELL AND DEMANDED THAT HE PICKED UP AT 12.30PM ON THE DOT SAT FOR THE ANDY HOUR , DON'T BE LATE HE SAID PIFFING ON HIS PIPE YOU DON'T WANT TO LET A SIR DOWN DO YOU OTHERWISE ILL HAVE YO PHONE THE QUEEN HE SAID AND PUT YHE PHONE DOWN ...........
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WE HEAR FOLLOWING THREATS ON SAT FROM WHITE VAN MAN ANDY HAS BRUISER ON 24 HOUR BANGER CONTROL . HE GOES EVERYWHERE I GO HE SAID INFACT HE NOW EVEN ALSO SLEEPS WITH ME AND BETTY FOR EXTRA SECURITY !!'n
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YES THE SECRETS OUT READ ALL ABOUT IT CHAS HAS A NEW JOB AS A PAPER BOY HE DELIVERS THE PAPERS TO RADIO VERULAM , WE HOPE TO GET HOM IN ON THIS WEEKS SHOW , BIT OF A CLIMBDOWN FOR CHAS DON'T YOU THINK SINCE HE LOST HIS JOB TO FRED..........
Tuesday, 14 January 2014
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HAVE A BLOW DRY WITH A DIFFERENCE WITH BUNTY. UNLIKE A USUAL BLOW DRY FOR YOUR HAIR BUNTY SAYS SHE USES A SPECIAL TECHNIQUE BY BLOWING CIGAR SMOKE ON THE HAIR TO NOT ONLY MAKE IT DRY BUT ALSO TO GIVE IT THAT SENSE OF CIGAR ODOUR ..........TRY ONE TODAY
Monday, 13 January 2014
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HOW DO YOU FANCY BEING A RADIO PRESENTER , WELL. WHY NOT LEARN THE BANGER WAY, AT THE BANGER BROADCASTING SCHOOL. YOU'LL HAVE EXPERTISE TUTION FROM ONE OF THE KINGS OF BROADCASTING THE LEGENDARY BROADCASTER HIMSELF SIR ANDY BANGER. AFTER A SHORT INTENSIVE COURSE YOU TOO WILL BECOME A PROFESSIONAL BUT ONLY AT BANGER BROADCASTING SCHOOL ..........
Sunday, 12 January 2014
Friday, 10 January 2014
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YES LIFE LESSONS FROM PSYCHIC BUNTY, WITH TRULY ASTONISIHING CIGAR POWERS. SHE WILL TEACH YOU THE 7 VERY IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS AND BRING OUT YOUR NATURAL SMOKING ABILITIES.........................
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BANGER CLAIMS HE HAS A RIVER IN HIS FIELD THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS LONG RIVERS IN THE WORLD.....................RIVER BANGER. YES IT IS ABOUT AN INCH DEEP AND VERY LONG, WELL SO HE THINKS ANYWAY ITS HARDLY THE AMAZON...................
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BANGER HAS SET UP A BANGER FLOODLINE TO ASSIST WITH THE CURRENT UK FLOOD SITUATION, HE SAID HE HAS ALSO NOTICED THE WATERS RISING WHERE HE IS ESPECIALLY IN THE BATH AND WHEN BETTYS IN THERE.........................DEAR O DEAR
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ANDY PLANS TO RELEASE A BOOK SOMETIME LATER THIS YEAR ALL ABOUT HIM CALLED .....................LONG LIVE THE ANDY................CANT WAIT!
Thursday, 9 January 2014
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YES UNBELIEVABLY ANDY HAS PHONED MR STAINES, MR HALL & BARNWELL THIS EVENING DEMANDING THEY RETURN HIS MOGGY MINOR IN ONE PIECE, SAYING HE WANTS NOT JUST THE WHEELS BUT THE WHOLE VEHICLE RETURNED IMMEDIATELY AND ACCUSSING THEM OF PLAYING A JOKE ON HIM..................... DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE HEAR AS WELL AS RAMBO HUNTING HIM DOWN IT SEEMS HES MOGGY MIINOR HAS BEEN STOLEN ANDYS FUMING, WHITE VAN MAN SEEMS THE MAIN SUSPECT???.......................WHOS THAT DESPERATE?????
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
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YES RAMBO GAVE BANGER AN UNPLEASANT SURPISE LAST NIGHT WHEN HE TRIED TO GET IN HIS RESIDENCE HE YELLED AND SHOUTED BETTY, BETTY THAT BLOOMING DOG OF BUNTYS IS AT THE DOOR HOW DID HE FIND ME , JUST GET RID OF HIM AND ANDY HID UNDER THE BED WE HEAR. BUNTY WAS CALLED TO THE RESIDENC EB Y BETTY TO TAKE HIM HOME. APPARANTLEY ANDY WAS SO SCARED HE DIDNT COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED ALL NIGHT BETTY SAID............NOW HE HAS PUT A SIGN FOR RAMBO OUTSIDE THE BANGER RESIDENCE SINCE HIS VISIT.............................
Tuesday, 7 January 2014
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WELL, WE HEAR TONIGHT BANGER HAS ORDERED BETTY TO LOCK ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS, AND TOLD HER TO CALL HIM SIR FROM NOW ON THAT HES BEEN KNIGHTED. BRUISER WILL NOT GO OUT EITHER, AND EL BEE TRIED TO GET HOME AT RECORD BREAKING SPEED AFTER SPOTTING RAMBO. EL BEE SAYS I DONT KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING BUT HE WAS ANGRY, LOOKED LIKE HE LOSE IT HE SAID. MEANTIME RAMBOS STILL MISSING WIT BUNTY OUT LOOKING FOR HIM WITH FELICITY.................
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BUNTY HAS SAID SHE IS DEEPLY CONCERNED FOR RAMBOS WHEREABOUTS. SHE SAID THE NAME ANDY WAS MENTIONED THE OTHER EVENING IN CONVERSATION WITH FELICITY AND HE WENT MAD BEFORE RUNNING OFF OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR..........ANYONE WITH ANY INFORMATION ON RAMBO ARE ASKED CONATCT US ASAP......................
Monday, 6 January 2014
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YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS NAMED HI COMPANY BANGER LTD, IT WAS BANGER INTERNATIONAL, WE WONDER IF ANDY HAS HIT HARD TIMES TOO??
Sunday, 5 January 2014
Thursday, 2 January 2014
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YES EVEN BERTY BIG TEETH, SAYS HES TEETH MAY EVEN GO ON SALE THIS MONTH, HE SAYS PEOPLE MAY BE INTERESTED IN BUYING A SET LIKE HIS, OF THEIR OWN, .......................
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EVERYONES HAVING A SALE IT SEEMS, EVEN EL BEE SAYS RIDE IN TO THE NEW YEAR WITH A BRAND NEW NIKE IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, COME DOWN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED......................
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GRAB YOU FAVOURITE CIGAR IN THE BIG BUNTY CIGAR CLEAROUT, EVERYTHING FROM COLUMBIAN, TO CUBAN, TO ALL BRANDS SHE SAYS AT DISCOUNT PRICES...............THE BIG CIGAR SALE ON TODAY, COME AND SMOKE AWAY
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YES BANGER SAYS EVERYTHING MUS GO , INCLUDING, BETTY, MOGGY MINOR, BAGS OF SAUSAGES, AND MORE...................THING IS HAS ANYIONE TOLD HIM NO ONES INTERESTED
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
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