Thursday, 31 October 2013
SPECIAL REPORT...........................STEVEN HALL
STEVE ALSO TELLS US THTA BANGER TRIED TO GET IN TO A PSYCHIC NIGHT WHICH BUNTY WAS AT EARLIER THIS WEEK, BUT APPRANTLEY FELICITYS DOG RAMBO WAS THERE AND SCARED HIM OFF.......................
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HOW CRUEL, BANGER IS TO USE BETTY AS A GUY TO RAISE MONEY. PENNY FOR THE BETTY HE WILL SAY , QUESTION IS WILL HE BE BE DOWN YOUR WAY??????....................
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YES BANGER SAYS HE USED TO BE A LIFEGUARD HE WONT SAY WHERE BUT HES RESCUED MANY PEOPLE, AND SAYS IF YOU THINK OF THE PROGRAMME BAYWATCH, THATS HOW HE USED TO LOOK...................DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS HOLDING HER HALLOWEEN BASH THIS EVENING, ANDY OF COURSE NOT INVITED, LOTS OF OTHERS WILL BE THOUGH, INCLUDING FAMOUS CLAIRVOYANTS, PALMISTS, AND LOTS OF OTHER SPIRITUAL PEOPLE...............BUNTY HERSELF HOLDING A SEANCE LATER...................
BREAKING.........................BUNTYS HALLOWEEN PARTY???
BELOW BUNTYS MANSION...................................WHERE THE PARTYS BEING HELD.
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN GIVING PIPES TO YOUNGSTERS KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT. ALSO WE HEAR THAT HE HIMSLEF HAS BEEN KNOCKING ON PEOPLES DOORS DRESSED AS A WARLOCK. ONE LADY SAID I HEARD A KNOCK OPENED THE DOOR AND ALL THAT WAS ON MY DOORSTEP WAS A PIPE AND A MAN DRESSED AS A WARLOCK WALKING AWAY PUFFING A PIPE..................
BREAKING..........................WE HEAR FROM STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW/ANDY HOUR THAT BUNTY IS TO ATTEND CRUFTS WITH DAUGHTER FELICITY, BUNTY WHO IS A LOVER OF DOGS AS WELL AS HORSES SAID SHE HOPES ONE DAY DOGS WILL ALSO WILL TAKE UP CIGARS WITH ENCOURAGEMENT
WE HEAR FROM STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW/ANDY HOUR THAT BUNTY IS TO ATTEND CRUFTS WITH DAUGHTER FELICITY, BUNTY WHO IS A LOVER OF DOGS AS WELL AS HORSES SAID SHE HOPES ONE DAY DOGS WILL ALSO WILL TAKE UP CIGARS WITH ENCOURAGEMENT.........................THANKS STEVE
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BANGER WE HEAR IS SELLING DODGY FIREWORKS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS PLEASE BE AWARE OF THESE AND DO NOT BUY THEM AS THEY ARE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS. WE HEAR THAT ONE PERSON HAD A ROCKET COME THROUGH HER KITCHEN WINDOW..........................
Thursday, 24 October 2013
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BANGER APPARANTLEY EXPECTS EVERYONE TO GET UP FOR HIM WHEREVER HE GOES. INFACT HE FINDS IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND OF THOSE WHO DONT, HE BELIEVES THAT THE PUBLIC NOW RECOGNISE AND ADORE HIM FOR WHAT HE HAS BECOME....................
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AFTER THE NEWS OF THE ROYALCHRISTENING THIS WEEK, BANGER ONCE SGSIN TRIES TO OVER RUN THE HEADLINES BY SAYING BETTY WAS CHRISTENED TODAY. MY BABY BETTY WAS CHRISTENED TODAY HE SAIS, IM SURE YOULL JOIN ME IN CELEBRATING THIS OCCASION OF BETTY.......................ISNT SHE A BIT OLD ANDY????
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BANGER HAS BEEN OUT SCARING THE ELDERLY, KNOCKING ON DOOORS AND SHOUTING THROUGH LETTER BOXES THEN RUNNING AWAY. WE ALSO HEAR THAT HE HAS BEEN RUNNING UPBEHIND PEOPLE WITH A MASK ON AND SHOUTING SCAREY BETTY...................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
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YES THE LATEST WOULD YOU BELIEVE IS THAT BANGER WANTS HIS OWN RADIO SHOW ON VERULAM TO BE CALLED ANDYS CLASSICS. APPARANTLEY HE WANTS HI SPROGRAMME TO GO OUT EVERY DAY AND WOULD FEATURED CLASSIC TRACKS FROM TH EROARING TWNTIED THROUGH TO THE 30S HE SAYS.........................DEAR O DEAR
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME DOWN TO AYLETT NURSERY LAST SATURDAY.......................HERE ARE SOME PICS OF THE EVENT...............................
DARRELL ANDREWS ............PRESENTS SAT SUPREME LIVE
BELOW ENERGY WHO PRODUCED THE EVENT & PRESENTER OF INSPIRED TALK/ IAN COLYER OF LUNCTIME VERULAM WHO ENGINEERED THE EVENT WITH GUEST LEN JONES OF SUNDAYS BIG BAND/JAZZ SHOW .........
AS IT WAS APPLE WEEKEND MR APPLE WAS ALSO DOING THE ROUNDS.......
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YESD BUNTY THE ORIGINAL WITCH IS PREPARING FOR HALLOWEN WE HEAR SHES INVITING FAMOUS CLAIRVOYANTS, PALMISTS ,GHOST HUNTERS. WE ALSO HEAR THAT SHE HAS BOUGHT TONS OF PUMPKIN FOR THE OCCASIION, AS WELL AS BUYING A NEW WITCHES DRESS.....................IS ANDY GOING BUNTY?
Tuesday, 22 October 2013
Monday, 21 October 2013
ANDY ENDS UP WITH RED NOSE ........YES WE HEAR FROM STEVEN HALL FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC. SHOW/AND ANDY HOUR , THAT BANGER WENT TO BUNTYS MANSION TO TRY TO RECONCILE THEIR DIFFERENCES, HOWEVER WHEN THE FRONT DOOR WAS OPENED FELICITYS DOG RAMBO JUMPED UP AND BIT ANDY ON THE NOSE, ANDY THEN STORMED OFF AND HAS BEEN LAUGHED AT BY SCHOOL CHILDREN TODAY BECAUSE OF HIS RED NOSE........NEXT TIME ANDY PERHAPS WEAR A NOZZLE........THANKS STEVE FOR THE REPORT!
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Thursday, 17 October 2013
BREAKING........................JOIN US FOR OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW ON THE 26TH OCT..........................
BELOW THE BANGER RESIDENCE..................................
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WELL, ANDY MAY LIKE A GRANNY SMITH, BUT DOES BETTY KNOW ? HE SAYS ITS HIS FAVOURITE ALL TIME CRUNCH......................
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
Monday, 14 October 2013
Thursday, 10 October 2013
BREAKING........................BANGER BETTY WARNING
YES WITH WIND WARNINGS BEEN ISSUED FOR HERTS IN THE NEXT 24HRS, BANGER ISSUES A BETTY WARNING. CAN YOU BELIEVE HE SAYS GALE FORCE BETTY \ARE LIKELY IN ALL AREAS, DECREASING LATER.......................DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
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YES WE CAN REVEAL THE BUNTY BREAKDANCE, WE HEAR THAT BUNTY IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO START UP A BREAKDANCE CLASS WITH A DIFFERENCE. YES IT IS BREAKDANCING WITH A CIGAR. OK NOW YOU MAY THINK IT SOUNDS DIFFICULT BUT NOT WE HEAR THE BUNTY WAY......................WATCH THIS SPACE
AND YOU GET A BREAKDANCE OUTFIT IF YOU BECOME A MEMBER AS SEEN BELOW...........
AND YOU GET A BREAKDANCE OUTFIT IF YOU BECOME A MEMBER AS SEEN BELOW...........
BREAKING........................MORE COMP!LAINTS ROLL IN ABOUT BANGERS POTHOLES!
WE HEAR HE HAS BEEN DELIBERATELY DIGGING THESE HOLES SO THAT DRIVERS WILL RING BANGERS REPAIRS SO HE CAN CASH IN ON THE ACT. WE HEAR HES BEEN SENDING OUT BERTY AND OTHERS TO DIG AS MANT HOLES AS POSSIBLE..................BE AWARE
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BANGERS MAKING HI SOWN BRANDS OF EVERYTHING IT SEEMS, AS WELL AS THE SAUSAGES, THERES BANGERS BOOKS, BANGERS CHEESE, BANGERS SWEETS, BANGERS BISCUITS, AND EVEB BANGERS TVS /RADIOAS AND MANY OTHER THINGS INFACT IF YOU SAY A PRODUCT WITH BANGER ON IT ......................AVOID BECAUSE IT WILL EITHER TASTE AWFUL OR NOT WORK.................BE WARNED
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CHAS & FRED HAD AROW AGAIN, BEEN TOLD TO KEEP THE PEACE BY POLICE, WE HEAR THE TWO WERE AT EACH OTHERS THROATS, ITS THE SECOMD TIME THIS WEEK, WE ARE TOLD THEY CANNOT WORK TOETHER..........................
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SATURDAY SUPREME HAS RECIEVED DISTURBING REPORTS THAT BANGER IS BEHIND THE POTHOLES THAT ARE APPEARING ALL OVER THE UK. WE HEAR THAT THAT A WITNESS CAUGHT HIM DIGGING UP 2 HOLES IN A ROAD TODAY AND THEN RAN, AS YOU CAN SEE BELOW.......................
Wednesday, 9 October 2013
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YES BANGER THE WANDERER, WE HEAR HES MAKING ANOTHER ALL TIME CLASSIC COMPOSITION AND IN THE PROCESS RUINING THE ORIGINAL VERSION. WE NO DOUBT WILL UNFOTUNATELY HAVE A COPY ON THE SHOW SOON...........................BANGER HAS BEEN A WANDERER ALL HI LIFE , ONE OFF HEIS VEHICLES BELOW............................
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
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YES WE HEAR BUNTY THE ORIGINAL WITCH, IS TO HOLD A HALLOWEEN PARTY AT HER RESIDENCE, THERE WILL BE LOTS OF SPOOKS AND GOBBLDEY GOOKE, AND NO DOUBT READINGS,TAROT, PALMISTRY AND MORE, BUT ANDY IS NOT INVITED, JUST AS WELL BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO SCAREY ......................
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EL B SAYS HE ALWAYS DREAMED ONE DAY HE WOULD BE THE ORIGINAL DREAM RACER, HE BELIEVED HE WOULD BE THE FASTEST BIKE RIDER EVER ....................
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WELL, THIS IS NEWS TO US WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT BANGER HAD A CASTLE.HE CLAIMS HE INHERITED IT FROM HIS GREAT ANCESTORS BUT WANNTED TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT AS HE DIDNT WANT ANYONE TRESPASSERS THERE. THE MIDIEVAL CASTLE IS IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION, BUT BANGER PROMISES TOO TELL US MOR ON THE SHOW........................
BELOW BANGERS CASTLE, LOOKS HAUNTED.................................
BELOW BANGERS CASTLE, LOOKS HAUNTED.................................
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YES ANDY BELIEVES HE HAS THE BIGGEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD, HE BELIEVES THAT HE HAS MORE FANS THAN ANY KNOWN CELEBRITY AND WOULD LIKE TO DO AN AUDIENCE WITH ANDY ON TV........................DEAR O DEAR , WOULD ANYONE TURN UP?????
Monday, 7 October 2013
COMING SOON...................................
SATURDAY SUPREME LIVE FROM...................................
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YES BUNTY SAYS THERE IS MORE TO BAMBOO THAN YOU KNOW. SHE BELIEVES THAT BAMBOO SMELLS MUCH BETTER IN CIGARS, AND HAS STARTED ROLLING SOME IN TO HER CIGARS, I DONT MIND BEING KNOWN AS MISS BAMBOO BUNTY, SHE SAYS......................
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YES ANDY IS FURIOUS AT MILEY CYRUS FOR RELEASING AN ALBUM WITH HIS NAME ON, HE SAYS HE INTENDS TO TAKE IT FURTHER IN COURT, SAYING HOW VERY DARE SHE..................
Thursday, 3 October 2013
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YES EARLIER THIS WEEK WE TOLD YOU OF A ROW BETWEEN CHAS & FRED THE NEW CARETAKER AND TOLD YOU THE POLICE WERE CALLED. WELL UNTIL NOW WE DIDNT KNOW BUT WE HEAR JJUST BY CHANCE EL B WAS OUT ON A RIDE, AND AS HE WENT PAST HEARD A SCUFFLE, HE THEN STOPPED FOT OFF HIS BIKE AND INTERVENED IN THE ROW , BUT SOMENE HAD CALLED THE POLCE.................
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YES BANGER IS TTRYING TO MAKE A NEW TV SERIAL CALLED MY LIFE. WE THINK HES TRYING TO COPY PETER ANDRE, WHO CURRENTLY HAS A TV SERIAL WITH THE SAME NAME. BANGER DENIES THIS AND SAYS HES LIFE WOULD PROVE VERY INTERESTING TO SEE ON NATIONAL TV.................
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WELL, WE HEAR THAT BANGER HAS BEEN MAKING AND SELLING HIS OWN BRAND OS BURGERS. WE HEAR THEY ARE REVOLTING AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FEELING ILL AFTER EATING THEM. THE BURGERS CONTAINING BANHGERS OWN BRAND OF MEAT AND SAUSAGES.....................DEFINITELY AVOID
Wednesday, 2 October 2013
Tuesday, 1 October 2013
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