APOLOGIES FOR THE MISLEADING INFORMATION PREVIOUS TO THIS MESSAGE, THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR THERE WILL BE NO SAUSAGE SUPREME BROADCAST TOMORROW, APOLOGIES FOR THE CONFUSION........................ BANGER IS RESPONSIBLE
Friday, 30 August 2013
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DOES ANDY HAVE THE ANSWERS TO LIFES LITTLE MYSTERIES AFTER ALL HE IS ONE HIMSELF , NOW HE CLAIMS TO BE WRITING A BOOK ANDYS ANSWERS WHERE NO ANSWER IS TOO BIG OR SMALL.................HE HAS YOUR ANSER TODAY!!!!!S ANSWERS
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YES BUNTY CLAIMS SHES BEEN REINCARNATED MANY TIMES, AND BELIEVES SHE WAS LAST IN THIS WORLD BORN AS A CIGAR HENCE HER LOVE OF THESE THINGS..................
Thursday, 29 August 2013
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BERTY SAYS HE WILL LITERALLY KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT NEXT TIME HE MEETS THE GENERAL PUBLIC, AS HES GETTING FED UP WITH INCREASING COMMENTS ABOUT HOW BIG HIS TEETH IS.....................POOR BERTY!!!!
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EL B SAYS HES NOT THE HELL RIDER THAT SOME MAKE HIM OUT TO BE. IM YOUR AVERAGE MOTORBIKE RIDER, IM EASY GOING IM FRIENDLY, AND NEVER INCONSIDERATE OR RUDE................SO WHERE ALL THESE STORIES ABOUT THE MEAN EL B WHO SORTS OUT THE OTHER ROCKER RIDERS COMING FROM ????
FROM STEVEN HALL......................
WE HEAR THAT STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY PHONED BARNWELL TO TELL HIM TO TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF THIS WEEK SO HE CAN PRESENT HIS OWN SHOW SAUSAGE SUPREME.............APPARANTLEY BARNWELL SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN...........
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YES ANDY SAYS HE HAS A DREAM, AFTER HEARING MARTIN LUTHER KING, HE SAYS HE TOO HAS A DREAM. AND WE WILL FIND OUT ON THE SHOW THIS SAT WHAT HIS DREAM MAY BE, WE THINK IN HIS CASE HE HAS MORE NIGHTMARES..................
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GOD HELP ALL OF US, AND THERE WILL BE NO JUSTICE IF BANGER GETS HIS WAY TO BECOME A BARRISTER. WE HEAR HE WANTS TO TAKE UP LAW, AND SERVE IN A COURT OF LAW. EVERYONE WILL BE PUNNISHED HE SAID WHO HAS DONE WRONG, ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A BUNTY........................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
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VERA IS INSISTING SHE WANTS THE ISSUES WITH CHAS LEFT IN THE PAST AS SHE RETURNS TO HER ROLE AS THE STATION CLEANER THIS WEEKEND. SHE BLAMES RUMOURS FOR HER FRIENDSHIP BREAKUP WITH CHAS THE SECURITY GAURD WHO HAS SINCE RESIGNED RECENTLY OVER THE MATTER........................
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YES BUNTY REVEALS HER BIGGEST FEAR , WHAT COULD IT BE, WELL APART FROM ADMITTING ONE FEAR IS THAT ANDY REALLY COULD BE HER BROTHER, SHE SAYS HER BIGGEST FEAR IS ONE DAY SHE WILL RUN OUT OF CIGARS, THAT TERRIFIES ME SHE SAYS.......................BUNTY WAS ONCE DESCRIBED AS A HUMAN CHIMNEY!!!!
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YES AFTER HEARING THAT BARNEYS GOT SPONGE CAKES , BANGER HAS STARTED UP A BAKERY NAMED BANGERS BAKERY. WELL YOU CAN IMAGINE WHATS ON THE MENU, SAUSAGE CAKES, SAUSAGE ROLLS, SAUSAGE BREAD..................DEAR O DEAR
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YES ONCE AGAIN BANGER TRIES TO OVER RIDE THE HEADLINES BY SAYING HES CALLED AN EMERGENCY BAETTY CABINET MEETING. ALL THIS BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THAT THE WORLD IS RUNNING SHORT OF SAUSAGES....................DEAR O DEAR, REDICULOUS
Tuesday, 27 August 2013
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BUNTY WAS LEFT ALL ALONE ON THE WEEKEND, WITHOUT THE MAN OF HER DREAMS. YES HER SEARCH FOR LOVE, A CIGAR AND ROMANCE FAILED..........POOR BUNTY, THERE MUST BE A MAN OUT THERE FOR HER SOMEWHERE????????
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BANGERS UP TO MORE MISCHIEF, IT SEEMS NOW HES PROMOTING A NEW CAMPAIGN, CALLED BANGER CHOICES. YES THE CHOICES ARE SAUSAGES, BETTY, OR PIPES. HE SAID IN A WORLD OF UNCERTAINTY THEY ARE THE ONLY THINGS WE NEED TO WORRY ABOOUT AND MAKE A CHOICE???????
Monday, 26 August 2013
Thursday, 22 August 2013
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COULD THIS BE A MODEL OF A BEARDED BANGER? ITS MISERABLE ENOUGH, RUMOURS ARE THAT HE IS PUTTING THESE OUT IN THE SHOPS IN THE AUTUMN, WOULD YOU BUY A BEARDED BANGER IF THEY ARE RELEASED?????
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BASIL CLAIMS HES BEEN INVADED BY FLYING ANTS. HE SAID THE ENEMY HAVE ATTACKED ME , NOW IM DECLARING WAR ON THESE BEINGS..................ITS ALL OUT WAR!!!!!
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SO BANGERS THE BOSS?? WELL HE THINKS HE COULD BE, AS HE SAYS IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO HIRE HIM AS A BOSS OF THIER ORGANISATION, HES DEFINITLEY UP FOR IT. LET ME BE YOUR BOSS AND ILL RUN EVERYTHING WITH MY EXPERTISE YOULL BE GOING PLACES.......................YES OUT OF BUSINESS PROBABLY ANDY!!!!
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ANOTHER WORRY , BANGERS MAKING AND SELLING HIS SELLING HIS OWN BRAND OF BULBS THIS WEEK. INFACT WE HAVE ALREADY RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM CONCERNED AND DISTRESSED CUSOMERS WHO HAVE BOUGHT THEM,
ABOVE ONE OF BANGERS BULBS THAT EXPLODED WHILE A FAMILY WAS HAVING THEIR EVEING MEAL.............................DO NOT BUY THESE BULBS THEY ARE DANGEROUS
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ROMANCE, CANDLE LIT DINNER, BUNTY AND A CIGAR. YES SHE S HOPING TO FIND ROMANCE THIS WEEKEND, SO ANY TAKERS? BEWARNED, SHES NOT YOUR AVERAGE WOMAN, AND SHE HAS HIGH EXPECTATIONS TOO. SHE WILL EXPECT YOU TO SMOKE AND OF COURSE CIGARS ONLY, SHARE HER INTERESTS IN SPIRITUALITY, AND SHE WILL EXPECT A LOT MORE TOO.............................
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ANDY OBSESSED WITH HIMSELF AS WE KNOW, NOW WANTS HIS OWN WEBSITE CALLED ALL ABOUT ANDY. YES YOU CAN GUEES FEATURES ON BETTY, SAUSAGES, PIPES AND NO DOUBT A LOT MORE. HOPEFULLY IT WILL GET CLOSED AS SOON AS IT IT OPENS...........WE HOPE!
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
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YES WE HEAR BANGER IS GETTING FED UP WITH EVERYONE HE MEETS BALMING HIM FOR THINGS......TODY WHEN IN THE STREET HE HEARD SOMEONE SHOUT OUT HEY BANGER ITS HOT AGAIN THATS YOUR FAULT. ANOTHER SHOUTED MY WASHING MACHINES BROKE THATS YOUR FAULT YOU CURSE BANGER.....AND ALL DAY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BLAMING BANGER FOR THINGS ....................ITS NOT MY FAULT, HE SAYS STOP BLAMING ME.....................
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YES WE HEAR CHAS IS FURIOUS AFTER HEARING THAT VERA HAS GOT HER JOB BACK, AFTER RESIGNING . HE SAYS VERA JUST WANTS REVENGE................
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
MORE.........YES ANDY HAS ANOTHER IDEA THIS ONE IS CLOCK FACE BETTY. WHAT HE WANTS IS THE FACE OF BETTY ON BIG BEN WHICH WILL THEN BE CALLED BIG BETTY THAT TELLS THE TIME NEXT TO HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT. SO PERHAPS NO MORE BIG BEN BUT INSTEAD BIG BETTY THAT WILL CHIME ON THE HOUR ........DEAR O DEAR AND POOR LONDON TOWN!
Monday, 19 August 2013
Thursday, 15 August 2013
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WATCH OUT, BANGER SAYS YOU COULD GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR FROM BANGERS BALLIFFS IF YOU DO NOT PAY BANGER WHAT YOU OWE HIM??????? BEWARE
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WE CAN REVEAL THAT HURRICANE HALL & BOOMERANG BANGER IN A SURPRISE TWIST WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN THE BOXING MATCH OF A GENERATION..............SPONSORS ARE BEING SOUGHT FOR THE MATCH TO BE HELD LATER IN THE YEAR ,WITH LEN JONES A REF WE HEAR...............WELL WATCH THIS SPACE .....................WHOS YOUR MONEY ON ???????
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YES THE BIGGEST CIGAR CHAMIONSHIPS EVER ARE IN THE PLANNING ACCORDING TO BUNTY SO IF YOU ARE A BIG CIGAR SMOKER ........................WATCH THIS SPACE
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BETTY SAYS ANDY HAS BEEN HIDING UNDER THE BED AWAY FROM WHAT HE CALLS THE GHOST OF BUNTY. HE CLAIMS BUNTY HAS GOT HER FRIEND THE SPIRITS TO HAUNT HIM , BUT HE CLAIMS SHE CAN CARRY ON AS HES NOT SCARED.............WHY YOU UNDER THE BED THEN ANDY????
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YES ANDY WANTS TO HAVE HIS OWN SHOW EVERY SATURDAY HE WANTS TO HAVE THE ALTERNATIVE ANDY SHOW AFTER SAT SUPREME. HE SAYS THAT HE THINKS HE WOULD BRING A BREATH OF FRESH AIR TO SATURDAYS WITH A PIPE FEATURE, SAUSAGE ENCOUNTERS AND SOME CLASSIC MUSIC FROM PINKY AND PERKY................DEAR O DEAR
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NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHTTIME TO HAVE A BATHTIME WITH BUNTY. SHE SUGGESTS THE BIGGEST CIGAR YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF SMOKE AND HOT WATER. AS YOU RELAX LET THE CIGAR TAKE OVER SHE SAYS...............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
Tuesday, 13 August 2013
MORE..........YES IF YOU SAW A VEHICLE TODAY WITH A SIGN ON THE BACK SAYING ....CAUTION SMOKING HORSES AHEAD THAT'S. BECAUSE BUNTYS BOYS WERE ON THE MOVE TO A SECRET LOCATION. WE HAVE HEARD REPORTS THAT MOTORISTS WERE SHOCKED AND SLOWED DOWN WHEN MOVING ALONG SIDE THE HORSE VAN TO SEE MANIKIN , CONDOR & HAMLET SMOKING AND SMILING AT PASSERS BY. BUBTY SAID HER BOYS WERE ON THEIR WAY TO A SUMMER BREAK. BUT AT ONE STAGE THERE WAS SO MUCH SMOKE IT CAUSED CHAOS ON MOTORWAYS.......,,,
Monday, 12 August 2013
MORE.........WE HEAR BUNTY PHONED BARNWELL TODAY TO SAY THAT SHE WILL BE HOLDING A SEANCE AT BANGERS RESIDENCE OM SUNDAY TO CONTACT THE BANGER GHOST, HER BOYS AND FELICITY WILL ALSO BE THERE. UPON HEARING THIS ANDY THEN PHONED BARNWELL TO SAY THAT THERE WILL NOT BE ANY SEANCE AS BETTY IS RELIGIOUS AND BUNTY IS NOT WELCOME..,.,,,THANKS TO STEVE HALL FOR UPDATE !!!
Sunday, 11 August 2013
Thursday, 8 August 2013
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BUN TY SAYS SHE THINKS ANDY IS SUFFERING FROM THE MALE MENOPAUSE, AFTER SAYING THAT HES SEEN A GHOST, SHE SAYS ITS QUITE POSSIBLE HES SEEN HES OWN SHADOW, AND HES GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE OF LIFE................
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YES ACCORDING TO ANDY HE SAYS THAT THE BANGER RESIDENCE IS HAUNTED, HE CLAIMS THAT HE HAS SEEN A GHOST. INFACT HES SO FRIGHTENED HE SLEEPS IN THE BATHROOM ACCORDING TO BETTY..............HE BELIEVES MAYBE THE GHOST IS SOMEONE HE KNOWS TRYING TO FRIGHTEN HIM, LIKE BUNTY HE BELIEVES SHES GOT HER GHOSTLY FRIENDS ON TO HIM, OR COULD IT BE YOUR OWN SHADOW ANDY, AND THAT IS SCARY......................
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BANGERS IS ACCUSING, MR STAINES, MR HALL AND BARNWELL OF RINGING HIS RESIDENCE AND THEN WHEN HE ANSWERS HANGING UP. HE SAID HE CANNOT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS, HOW VERY DARE THEY HE SAID ............
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT BANGER IS TO START UP A LOVE BOAT FOR ALL LONELY HEARTS EVERYWHERE. YES ALL ABOARD THE LOVE BOAY , NOT SURE WHERE YOURE GOING, OR WHETHER YOULL GET THERE, OR WHETHER YOULL EVEN MOVE.BUT BANGER TELLS US LOTS OF OTHER LONELY PEOPLE WILL BE ON THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO BUILD A BOND...................COURTESEY OF BANGER
Wednesday, 7 August 2013
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WARNING IF WHILE YOU ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU SEE AN INFLATABLE SAUSAGE COMING TOWARDS YOU, RUN ITS BANGER. WE HEAR HES DRESSED UP AS AN INFLATABLE SAUSAGE TO SCARE EVERYONE.............BELOW BANGER OUT
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Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Monday, 5 August 2013
Sunday, 4 August 2013
Thursday, 1 August 2013
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YES WITH THE POPULAR TELEGRAM SERVICE BEING PHASED OUT, ANDY IS CASHING IN HE AIMS TO SET UP HIS OWN TELEGRAM MESSAGING SERVICE. YES GARAUNTEED TO DELIVER YOUR MESSAGE WITHIN A YEAR??? AND WE HEAR HE AIMS TO GET BETTY TO PERSONALLY DELIVER IT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. HE SAID WE AIM TO BEAT ANY DELIVERY SERVICE..........SUPER FAST!!!
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YES AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDY, WE CAN LOOK FORWARD HE TELLS US TO HIS WORLD REPORTS AS HE GLOBE TROTTS AROUND EACH COUNTRY SENDING US UPDATES ON HOW EVERYONE ELSE LIVES....................WELL HE MAY NOT KEEP IT UP, ESPECIALLY IF HES FLYING BY HIS AIRCRAFT........................
BREAKING.....................NOW BUNTY PHONES AND INVITES DERECK, STEVE & BARNWELL TO HER GARDEN PARTY WITH CIGARS AND CUCUMBER SANDWICHES PROMISED, ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON SAYING GIVE ANDYS SILLY BARBECUE A MISS, THANKS TO STEVE FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW FOR SPECIAL REPORT.............................
ABOVE BUNTY TAKES IT EASY AHEAD OF THIS WEEKS GARDEN AT HER MANSION............... WITH OF COURSE A HUGE CIGAR
BREAKING............................ANDY PHONES, DERECK & STEVE, & BARNWELL DEMANDING THEY COME TO HIS SUNDAY BARBECUE???????
LOOKS LIKE HES GOING TO A LOT OF TROUBLE.......................
MORE.......BANGERS PARKING SERVICES , YES BANGER IS SETTING UP HIS OWN PARKING SIGNS APPARANTLEY LETTING ANYONE PARK ANYWHERE. ALREADY COUNCILS AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES ARE UP IN ARMS OVER THIS CALLING FOR BANGER TO IMMEDIATELY TAKE THE SIGNS DOWN. BANGER HIMSELF IS MAKING MONEY OUT OF HIS OWN PARKING P CHARGES..,,,,,,
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