Wednesday, 31 July 2013
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
MORE........BUNTY TELLS US THAT APPARANTLEY WHEN ANDY WAS YOUNGER THEIR MUM USED TO CALL HIM HER LITTLE FISH FACE BECSUSE SHE THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE MACKEREL.......
YES LOOKS LIKE ANDY.......................
Monday, 29 July 2013
MORE.........YES WE HEAR THAT THE REASON BUNTY DID NOT APPEAR ON THE SHOW SATURDAY WAS BECAUSE WHILST DRIVING ALONG PUFFING ON HER HUGE CIGAR POLICE STOPPED HER AS THERE WAS SO MUCH SMOKE . WHEN THE POLICE GOT OUT OF THE CAR THEY APPROACHED BUNTY WHEN SHE SAID IT'S A CIGAR TRAP OFFICER , AND YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT!!!!!!
Thursday, 25 July 2013
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YES A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK BANGER TALKS BLA BLA BLA, IN OTHER WORDS NON, SENSE, AND NOW IT SEEMS THERES A LOGO THAT PROVES IT SO , RATHER THAN CARRY ON WITH A LOAD OF BLA BLA BLA WHY NOT JUST NOT SAY ANYTHING ANDY, WE THANK YOU..............................
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YES BEWARE BANGER IS NOW SELLING FAULTY BATTERIES WHICH HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXPLODING FOR SOME UNLUCKY CUSTOMERS. DO NOT BUY THE BATTERIES AS THEY VERY DANGEROUS, .............
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BALLERINA BUNTY, YES SHE HAS TAKEN UP BALLERINA LESSONS, BUT SHE OF COURSE DOES HERS WITH A CIGAR INTACT, YES AS SHE GLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR, WITH CIGAR IN HAND, SHE TAKES A PUFF WITH EACH MOVEMENT BRINGING A NEW STYLE OF BALLERINA LESSONS..................
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YES IF YOU GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR ONE EVENING THINK TWICE BEFORE ANSWERING AS IT COULD BE BANGER. HE SAYS HE WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HIS FANS AND FOLLWERS BETTER. SO A PIPE OF PEACE TOGETHER OR SAUSAGE ON A STICK COULD BO ON THE MENU AS WELL AS GOOD OLD CHAT IF YOU A HAVE A FEW MINUTES TO SPARE. OR OF COURSE YOU COULD ALWAYS DECIDE NOT TO ANSWER AND HE WILL GO AWAY????
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YES BERTY APPARANTLEY TO ADD INJURY TO INSULT HAS BEEN APPROACHED TO HAVE HIS TEETH PHOTOGRAPHED TO HAVE THE GAME BUCKAROO RENAMED AFTER HIM. HES SAID TO BE VERY UPSET AT THE SUGGESTION..................POOR BERTY!!!!!
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Tuesday, 23 July 2013
Monday, 22 July 2013
Thursday, 18 July 2013
MORE............. IF YOU TURN ON YOUR TAP AND THERES NO WATER, THEN BLAME BANGER HE SAYS HE .WONT GO THIRSTY HE SAYS!!!!!!
WELL, WE HEAR FOLKS YOU MAY BE FACING A WATER SHORTAGE PURELY BECAUSE OF BANGER. WE HEAR HE HAS MADE A RESORVOIR GO DRY BY FILLING UP HIS BOTTLES AND TANKS WITH WATER BEFORE DRIVING AWAY . WITNESSES REPORT SEEING HIM LITERALLY FILLING UP AND MAKING OFF WITH THE WATER. HE SAYS HE WILL NOT GO THIRSY AND BETTYS THIRSTY TOO.....................THE ENVIRONMENT AGENCEY ARE URGENTLY TRYING TO CONTACT HIM.........................BELOW A PHOTO OF THE RESORVIOR BANGER HAS BLED DRY!!!!!
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ANDYS AIRLINES HAVER CONFIRMED TONIGHT THAT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ALL TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHTS WILL ONLY BE GOING HALF WAY. TONIGHT WE HAVE HAD REPORTS THAT THAT OV ER THE MID ATLANTIC PASSENGERS HAVE BEEN GIVEN PARACHUTES AND TOLD TO JUMP OFF AND HAVE TO SWIM THE REST OF THE WAY TO NEW YORK, AND THE MESSAGE TO THE PASSENGERS PLAYS THIS PLANE WILL GO NO FURTHER AND IS TERMINATING PLEASE JUMP OFF?????????
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YES ANDY SAYS HE THINKS THAT WITH THE RECENT HEADLINES ABOUT WORKERS STOPPING WORK WHEN THE TEMPERATURE HIT HEATWAVE VALUES, THEY SHOULD ANYWAY. HE TOLD US THAT HE DOWNS TOOLS IN THE SUMMER WHEN THE TEMPERATURE HITS 60F AND IN THE WINTER WHEN IT GETS TOO COLDER ANYTHING LOWER THAN 50F???? DOSENT TAKE MUCH THEN ANDY, WHEN DO YOU WORK??????
BREAKING.................... REPORTS THAT .ITS SO HOT, EVEN ANDYS STEAM TRAINS HAVE RUN OUT OF STEAM
UT IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH DOES IT??????
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THE BANGER BENEFITS , DO YOU KNOW ANY????
WELL APPARANTLEY ANDY THINKS THAT EVERYONE WOULD BENEFT FROM GETTING TO KNOW HIM BETTER, THEY COULD HAVE MORE SAUSAGES, EXCLUSIVE TRAVEL BY AIR AND RAIL ON HIS NETWORKS AND MORE.PLUS HE SAYS HES WORTH GETTING TO KNOW....................???????????
WELL APPARANTLEY ANDY THINKS THAT EVERYONE WOULD BENEFT FROM GETTING TO KNOW HIM BETTER, THEY COULD HAVE MORE SAUSAGES, EXCLUSIVE TRAVEL BY AIR AND RAIL ON HIS NETWORKS AND MORE.PLUS HE SAYS HES WORTH GETTING TO KNOW....................???????????
BREAKING........... .......DERECK, STEVEN, & BARNWELL STILL GETTING HOUNDED BY CALLS THIS EVENING FROM ANDY & BUNTY TO ATTEND THIER EVENTS THIS WEKEND
GUESS WHO ANDY OR BUNTY????? THE PHONE WONT STOP RINGING...........................
MORE.......................SPECIAL REPORT..........................STEVEN HALL
WE HEAR THAT ANDY WANTED TO INVITE DERECK, STEVEN, BARNWELLTO HIS ORAGN RECYCLE NIGHT AT HIS MANSION ON SATURDAY NIGHT, BUT BUNTY THEN IMMEDIATLEY RESPONDED BY SAYING SHE WAS HAVING A PSYHCIC NIGHT WITH FELICITY HER DAUGHTER AT HER MANSION AND DONT BOTHER GOING TO ANDYS GO TO HERS. SINCE THE TWO HAVE BEEN ROWING CONSTANTLY ABOUT IT, THANKS STEVE FOR UPDATE.................
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YES WITH THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE IN FULL SWING APPARANTLEY WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO WHAT ANDY CALLS THE BIG BOTHER HOUSE. YES WE WILL HEAR ALL ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THE BIG BOTHER BANGER HOUSE, NO DOUBT IT WILL BE CHAOS IN THE LIFE OF THE BANGERS..............................
BANGERS FANS!!!!!
DO NOT BUY THESE FANS THAT BANGER IS SELLING THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND FAULTY , HERES WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
AND HERE IS A VICTIM OF HIS FANS, AN ELDERLY LADY WHO BOUGHT ONE WHO WAS HOT, TO COOL HER DOWN BECAME EVEN HOTTER AS SHE SWITCHED IT ON BELOW.....................
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AND HERE IS A VICTIM OF HIS FANS, AN ELDERLY LADY WHO BOUGHT ONE WHO WAS HOT, TO COOL HER DOWN BECAME EVEN HOTTER AS SHE SWITCHED IT ON BELOW.....................
Wednesday, 17 July 2013
WEATHER UPDATE ........LATEST.....,....... HEATWAVE WARNING ISSUED BY MET OFFICE........Current watch level: Level 3 - Heatwave Action in one or more regions of England and Wales Issued at: Wednesday 17 July 2013 at 09:01 There is a 90 % probability of heatwave conditions between 0900 on Wednesday and 2100 on Thursday in parts of England. High temperatures are expected to continue across much of England over the next few days. Temperatures are expected to reach or come very close to Level 3 Heat Health Watch criteria in London and Southeast England. Elsewhere temperatures may come close to criteria, however certainty is lower, giving a Level 2 Heat Health Watch in all but the North East and North West of England. .
Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Monday, 15 July 2013
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WITH ALL THE HEAT RISING, TEMPERS HAVE BEEN TOO, WE HEAR ANDYS ESPECIALLY. TODAY HES BEEN SHOUTING AT PEOPLE, SAYING GET OUT OF THE WAY AND , PUSHING TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUES, WE ALSO HEAR HE PINCHED A CHILDS ICE CREAM SAYING HES NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT IS HOT,.LEAVING THE CHILD IN TEARS. IT SEEMS THAT THAT ANDY HAS GOT A BIT HOT HEADED.........................CHILL OUT ANDY
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WE HEAR THAT BUNTYS SUN BATHING DAY ON THE WEEKEND WAS A SUCCESS, VISITORS SHOUTING BRAVO BUNTY WITH CIGARS HANGING OUT THEIR MOUTHS AS THEY LFFT, WE HEAR THAT HER VISITORS WERE TREATED TO CAVIAR AND CHAMPAGNE AND OF COURSE THEIR FAVOURITE CIGARS.......................
MORE.......................BANGERS BRITISH WEATHER SERVICES???????
OH DEAR, SEEMS THAT BANGERS JUMPING ON THE WAGON NOW OF BRINGING US HIS OWN WEATHER AND CLIMATE UPDATE SERVICES. YES HE SAYS THAT WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO A LONG RANGE FORECAST, AND REGULAR WEATHER REPORTS FOR YOUR LOCATION, AND MORE THAN ANYTHING THEY WILL BE ACCURATE HE SAYS..................CANT WAIT
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SEEMS ANDY HAS HIS OWN PROGRAMME ON CBBC WE HEAR ITS CALLED ANDY ADVENTURES, HE PROBABLY IS SCARING THE LIFE OUT OF THE CHILDREN......
WE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A BIG KID AT HEART...............................
WEATHER UPDATE...........HEATWAVE CONDITIONS BUILDING THIS WEEK.........LAREST MET OFFICE HEALTH WATCH ISSUED.........Current watch level: Level 2 - Alert and Readiness in one or more regions of England and Wales Issued at: Monday 15 July 2013 at 08:37 There is a 60 % probability of heatwave conditions between 1200 on Monday and 2100 on Wednesday in parts of England. High temperatures are expected to continue across much of England and Wales over the next few days but not quite reach threshold criteria, giving a Level 2 Heat Health Watch for the following areas: the East Midlands, East of England, Southeast England and London.
Thursday, 11 July 2013
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ON HEARING THAT BUNTYS INVITING EVERYONE TO HER HOUSE FOR AN OPEN DAY OF SUNBATHING ANDY HAS RESPONDED SAYING THAT EVERYONE IS INVITED TO THE BANGER BARBECUE.YES SAUSAGES, SAUSAGES, SAUSAGES, AND SOME MORE.....QUITE HONESTLY WE WOULD ADVISE TO AVOID A DANGEROUS DAY OUT ......................
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BUNTY IS HAVING A SUNBATHING WEEKEND WITH EVERYONE WELCOME TO JOIN HER IN THE GARDENS OF HER ESIDENCE EXCEPT ANDY OF COURSE. SHE SAYS EVERYONE IS INVITED COME AND ENJOY THE GOOD WEATHER BUT YOU MUST BRING A CIGAR AND THE MORE UNUSUAL THE BRAND THE BETTER SHE SAYS.......................
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STUCK FOR SOMETHING TO DO AND NEED SOMEWHERE TO GO THIS SUMMER, WELL THE BANGER SUMMER FAYRE IS COMING TO TOWN. NO DOUBT THERES ALL THE USUAL MAJOR ATTRACTIONS LIKE SAUSAGES, MODEL PLANES, BOATS, STEAM TRAINS AND MORE.....ENTRY FEE £200 PER PERSON.............. GIVE THAT A MISS!
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BANGERS FILMS, WELL THE MIND BOGGLES WHAT COULD WE EXPECT WE ASKED ANDY. HE RESPONDED WATCH OUT FOR ....THE LIFE OF BETTY, TO BE FILMED ON LOCATION IN THE ATUMN.....THEN THERES...., SAUSAGES A DREAM COME TRUE, AND ........ANDY THE BIOGRAPHY, DEAR O DEAR O DEAR,
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YES BUNTY IS TO MAKE HER OWN BEACH WEAR FOR THE MORE DISCERNING BEACH GOER, AN OUTFIT THAT WILL REFLECT A CIGAR SMOKERS IMAGE................DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 10 July 2013
Tuesday, 9 July 2013
Monday, 8 July 2013
Thursday, 4 July 2013
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BERTY IS TO STAY WITH UNCLE & AUNTY BANGER FOR LONGER WE HEAR, INDEED WE HAVE HEARD THAT AUNTY BETTY HAS BEEN DE-STAINING BERTYS TEETH TODAY. WELL I WONDER IF WE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE???????
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EL B SAYS HE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO HAVE A BIKE OF THEIR OWN, NO ONE SHOULD BE DENIED THE OPPORTUNITY OF HAVING THE BIKE RIDE OF THEIR LIFE, YOULL NEVER LOOK BACK HE SAYS..................
BACK TO SCHOOL WITH BUNTY.........................MORE
WELL ITS REALLY IF YOURE A HORSE TO BE HONEST. SHE WOULD LIKE ALL HORSES TO GO TO HER SCHOOL TO BE REGROOMED THE BUNTY WAY. SPEAKING OF WHICH WE HEAR MANIKINS OFF COLOUR AT THE MOMENT, BUT CHEER UP BOY BUNTY IS GIVING YOU ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CIGARS TONIGHT WE HEAR....................
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YES THE ANDY APP, WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF OTHER APPLE APPS, BUT THE ANDY APP???. WELL ANDY TELLS US IT WILL BE AN APP YOU WIKLL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HIM, AND NO DOOUBT SAUSAGES TOO.............DEAR O DEAR CANCEL DOWNLOAD.
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
MORE.......................ANDY IS OUT. OR SHOULD WE SAY BANGER!!!!!!
YES WE HEAR THAT BANGER WAS ESCORTED AWAY FROM THE ANDY MURRAY MATCH THIS EVENING, AFTER SPECTATORS WERE HEARD SAYING SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH, WHEN BANGER WAS HEARD SHOUTING ANYONE FOR A MURRAY MINT DURING THE MATCH TRYING TO PUT MURRAY OFF, ANDY OF COURSE DENIES THIS....................
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CHAS & VERA BLAME THE RECENT RUMOURS ON SAT SUPREME FOR PRESSURES ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP AS TO WHY THEY FALLEN OUT.......................
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SEEMS BUNTY FANCYS HERSELF AS ONE OF THE BOOMTOWN RATS, SHE THOUGH HAS RENAMED HER VERSION OF RAT TRAP AS CIGAR TRAP, AND SAYS WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING IT SOON.........................
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YES BANGER WANTS TO BAN SCHOOL HOLIDAYS WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, HE THINKS THAT ALL CHILDREN SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE AND THATS INDOORS.......................DEAR O DEAR
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