BREAKING......................BANGERS FINANCIAL REVIEW REVEALED??????

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A MAN AT BUNTYS PYSCHIC NIGHT TONIGHT CLAIMS HES BEEN HEALED BY BUNTY. THE MAN WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO SMOKE CIGARS HAS NEBER BEEN BRAVE ENOUGN, BUT SINCE A BIT OF HEALING FROM BUNTY SINCE 9OCLOCK IS ON HI S 30TH CIGAR AND SAYS FEELS FANTASTIC...................DEAR  O DEAR,

BREAKING........................MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN HEALED TONIGHT BY BUNTY?????

MORE.........................BANGER SELLING FAKE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM AT WIMBLEDON....................

YES BANGER WAS USHERED AWAY TODAT AT WIMBLEDON SELLING FAKE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM AT THE CHAMPIONSHIPS. WE HEAR SEVERAL PEOPLE LEFT THE TOURNAMENT  FEELING UNWELL OTHERS, WANTING THEIR MONEY BACK. WITNESSES REPORT SEEING A MAN SELLING THEM IN A SHORTS AND T SHIRT WITH A PIPE LOOKING LIKE A FAKE TENNIS PLAYER..................DEAR O DEAR A PIC BELOW...........

BREAKING.......................BANGER SELLING FAKE STRAWBERRIES & CREAM AT WIMBLEDON?????

MORE.................IF YOU BELIEVE IN CIGARS, THEN YOU BELIEVE IN BUNTY OR SO SHE SAYS, YES SHE CLAIMS SHE HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD MOST OF WHICH HAVE SIGNED UP TO HER BUNTY BEAUTY BLOG?????

BREAKING............................ARE YOU A BUNTY BELIEVER??????

BREAKING........................BERTY BANGER SAYS HE USED TO WIN SCHOOL RACES BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH!!!!!

LATEST.............................EL B SAYS I WILL RACE ANYONE, ANYWHERE ANYTIME?????..

HELLO TO ALL OUR EUROPEAN & WORLD FOLLOWERS, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT..............

BREAKING........CHAS & VERA TO SEPERATE????

MORE.........YES YOUVE HEARD OF THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE , NOW IF ANDY GETS HIS WAY IT WILL BE THE BIG BANGER HOUSE, THING IS WHO WILL BE THE BANGER HOUSEMATES , ANDY SAYS HE SOME IDEAS........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........THE BIG BANGER HOUSE????

BREAKING..........BERTY SAYS LEAVE ME AND MY TEETH ALONE?????

MORE..........BUNTY SAYS THAT ANDY WAS A VERY DISTURBED CHILD, HE WOULD BURST IN TIO TEARS AT THE DINNER TABLE WANTING HIS PIPE AND NOT DINNER!

BREAKING.........BUNTY MAKES ANOTHER OUTBURST??????

MORE.........YES WITH THE WIMBLEDON CHAMPIONSHIPS UNDERWAY ANDY CLAIMS HE HAS SET UP. HIS OWN TENNIS CLUB TO HELP TRAIN YOUNGSTERS FOR THE FUTURE. HE EVEN PKAYED A GAME HINSELF TODAY , WE HEAR WHEN THE WORD DEUCE WAS MENTIONED DURING A MARCH AND WENT OFF AND HAD A GLASS OF ORANGE AND WHEN THE REF SAID ADVANTAGE ANDY HE SHOUTED I'VE NEVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE, EVEN WHEN THE CALL WAS MADE 15 LOVE HE SHOUTED AT THE REF SAYING AND DON'T CALL ME LIVE MY WIFE WOULDNT LIKE IT .........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........BANGER TENNIS CLUB??????

MORE.......THE BANK OF BANGER/IS YOUR MONEY SAFE?????? ........YES THE LATEST BANGER VENTURE IS TO NOW HAVE A BANK TO LOOK AFTER YOUR FINANCES. YOU GET YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, A PERSONAL BANK MANAGER WHICH IS BANGER OF COURSE AND THERE'S NO INTEREST AT LEAST FOR YOU BUT PLENTY FOR BANGER AS HE WILL RIP YOU OFF.........

BREAKING...........THE BANK OF BANGER???????

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WELL, IT MAY BE THE LONGEST DAY OR SUMMER SOLSTICE, BUT BANGER BELIEVES ITS THE LONGEST BETTY HE SAYS AND WILL CELEBRATING AROUND THE LONGEST SAUSAGE..................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....................BANGER SAYS NEVER MIND THE LONGEST DAY, ITS THE LONGEST BETTY?????

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YES BERTY BANGER SAYS THAT HE HAS NEVER BEEN INSULTED WELL NOT AT LEAST FOR A WHILE ANYWAY THATS UNTIL HE FOUND OUT ANDY WAS  HIS UNCLE.
HES NOW BEEN INSULTED AGAIN BECAUSE HES BEEN ASKED TO BE A DOOR STOPPER WITH HIS TEETH, HOW DARE PEOPLE SAY SUCH THINGS HE SAID.  THEY SHOOULD KNOW I AM MORE THAN JUST A PAIR OF TEETH.................

BREAKING..........................BERTY BANGER SAYS HES NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED??????

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YES THE ULTIMATE BOOSTER SAYS BUNTY ,  WHEN YOURE FEELING DOWN REACH FOR A CIGAR ITS GUARANTEED TO PICK  YOU UP, JUST ONE PUFF IS ALL YOU NEED TO GIVE YOU THAT PICK UP YOU NEED, TRY IT SHE SAYS AND FEEL THE BOOST IN THE PUFF OF  SMOKE  ........................

BREAKING....................A BUNTY BOOSTER??????

BREAKING...............................THE ANDY AUTHORITY??????????

MORE........ANDY ALLSORTS..........YES LIQUORICE WITH A DIFFERENCE, ANDY CLAIMS YOULL HAVE SAUSAGE LIQUORICE AND SAUSAGE LIQUORICE , HE SAYS IT'S ONE FOR THE SAUSAGE AND LIQOURICE LOVERS.........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........ANDY ALLSORTS??????

BREAKING.........EL B CLOSE TO MAKING THE BIKE OF THE FUTURE!!!!

MORE.........THE SAUSAGE CORNET, THE PERFECT WAY TO KEEP COOL THIS SUMMER, YES BANGER HAS COME UP WITH ANOTHER FAILURE, WHO WOULD WANT A SAUSAGE IN THEIR ICE CREAM? WELL IT SEEMS HE THINKS MANY WOULD ENJOY AN ICE COOL SAUSAGE .......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........SAUSAGE CORNET ANYONE?????

MORE.......ANDY HITS BACK.........ANDY SAYS WHAT BUNTY HAS SAID IS INTRUE , AND HE SAID BUNTY HAS SMOKED EVER SINCE SHE WAS BORN, INFACT HE SAID SHE WAS BOTN WITH A CIGAR IN HER MOUTH??????

BREAKING..........ANDY HITS BACK AT BUNTY??????

MORE.........YESTERDAY WE REPORTED THAT BERTY BANGER WAS SAID TO BE IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS FOR HIS TEETH.... WELL WE STAND CORRECTED ITS ANDYS FSULT AS HE LATER SAID HE'S IN THE BANGER BOOK OF RECORDS????!???

MORE..........BUNTY WANTS HER OWN SPOT ON A BEACH DESIGNATED TO CIGAR SMOKERS.SHE SAYS THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BREEZE BLOWING IN YOUR FACE SMOKING A CIGAR IN THE SUN ........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.........BUNTY BEACH??????

LATEST...........HEAT & STORMS TO AFFECT HERTS..........WATCH FOR UPDATES!!!!

BREAKING...........IS BERTY BANGER IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS!!!!!!

BREAKING ........BUNTY SAYS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ANDYS FRIEND , BY HIM A DOLL!!!!

MORE..........YES YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF NBC OR ABC CNBC NEWS NETWORK, BUT NOW IT'S THE BNC THE BANGER NEWS CORPORATION. FOR ALL YOUR REGULAR NEWS UPDATES WORLDWIDE IT'S BANGER FIRST FOR NEWS? YES!

BREAKING...........B N C ??????

BREAKING..........................BANGER WANTS TO APPEAR ON QUESTION TIME??????

MORE........................BANGER GOES RETAIL, SOMETHING FOR EVERY AGE!!!!!!

YES, FINALLY BANGER GOES RETAIL, HE PROMISES CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE THIS SUMMER WITH BETTY DOING THE STITCHING, SOWING,  AND MAKING OF THE PRODUCTS..........LIKE THIS ONE BELOW...........THE T SHIRT EVERYONE WILL BE WEARING THIS SUMMER??????????

BREAKING..........................BE A SUPER BANGER THIS SUMMER, BANGER GOES RETAIL???????..

BREAKING......................REPORTS TONIGHT BANGER TRIES TO ENTER THE BIG BRO HOUSE ON LAUNCH NIGHT???????

BREAKING......................BERTY BANGER STOPPED IN STREET BY PEOPLE TO LOOK AT HIS TEETH?????

BREAKING........................BUNTYS PSYCHIC NIGHT CANCELLED DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES!!

BREAKING ......................THIS WEEKS PLACE OF INTEREST ON THE RIGHT OF PAGE!!!!!!

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YES  WITH ALL THE WINDY WEATHER AROUND TODAY WE HEAR BANGER SAID HE WAS HIT BY WIND AS WELL, BUT BETTY SAID HE NORMALLY HAS THAT PROBLEM AND WA S UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!

BREAKING......................BANGER HIT BY WIND????

MORE....................ANDY HITS BACK!

ANDY SAID WHAT BUNTY SAYS IS NOT TRUE HE DID NOT CALL HIS ACTION MAN ANNABE. HE LASO SAID BUNTY USED TO SNEAK OFF FOR A CRAFTY CIGAR AT THE AGE OF 10 WHILST HIM AND HIS OTHER SISTER AND BROTHER WERE PLAYING GAMES..............DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING................ANDY REACTS TO BUNTYS OUTBURST!

BREAKING............PARKALARFAKA WANTS HIS JOB BACK???????

BREAKING .........CHAS & VERA 7 MONTH ITCH?????

MORE........,YES BUNTY SAYS ANDY OR ANNABEL MEANING, APPARANTLEY ANDY HAD AN ACTION MAN WHEN HE WAS A CHILD AND SHE SAYS HE OFTEN AS WELL AS CALLING IT ANDY HE CALLED IT ANNABEL DUE TO HIS FASCINATION DOLLS.........WELL WELL WELL ANDY OR SHOULD WE SAY ANNABEL??????

BREAKING.........,,BUNTY SAYS IS IT AN ANDY OR AN ANNABEL??????

BREAKING..........CHAS & VERA TO HAVE TRIAL SEPERATION?????

MORE.............YES BANGERS BOOTS. HE CLAIMS THAT THEY WILL BE NOTHING LIKE YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE, THEY WILL BE COMFORTABLE IN A WIDE RANGE OF COLOURS FOR ALL AGE GROUPS. THEY WILL GO ON SALE AS BANGERS BOTHER BOOTS !!!!!!

BREAKING...........BANGER BOOTS!!!!!!

BREAKING.......................BASIL, SAYS I WILL ATTACK!!!!!!

BREAKING.........................BERTY BANGER SAYS ITS TAKES HIM AN HOUR TO CLEAN HIS TEETH!!!!!!!

BREAKING.......................EL B TO STEP .UP SECURITY WITH HIS BIKES!!!!!!

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RAISE YOUR CIGARS SAYS BUNTY, WHO WANTS TO HOLD A CIGAR CONCERT FOR A VERY WORTHY CAUSE , YES THE CIGAR......SHE BELIEVES THAT WITH A CONCERT OF MUSIC ALL LIGHTS TO BE OFF AND EVERYONE TO HOLD UP THEIR  CIGAR SO THEY  WOULD ACT AS BOTH SMOKE AND A GUIDING LIGHT......................ARE YOU GOING TOO FAR BUNTY????

BREAKING.............................BUNTY TO ORGANISE CIGAR CONCERT???????

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WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS BEEN COPYING THE QUEEN, AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD LAST WEEK HER MAJESTY WENT TO VISIT BROADCASTING HOUSE. WELL TODAY BANGER TURNED UP AT BROADCASTING HOUSE WITH HIS PIPE LIT WALKING IN TO THE BUILDING, HE WAS QUICKLY ASKED WHO HE WAS, AND HE REPLIED IM  LORD BANGER, CARRY ON WORKING HE SAID, HE WAS THEN ASKED TO LEAVE.....................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........ANDY MIMICS THE QUEEN?????

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IT SEEMS THAT EL B IS SO ANNOYED WITH ANDY ABOUT TAKING HIS MISSING BIKE THE TWO HAVE FALLEN OUT OVER THE ISSUE. EL B SAYS I CANT BELIEVE ANDY WOULD TAKE MY BIKE, I DIDNT THINK HE KNEW HOWTO RIDE ONE EITHER.......................

BREAKING.................EL B & ANDY FALL OUT????

BREAKING.......................BERTY SAYS HE WOULD BEAT ANYONE IN A TEETH CONTEST?????

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YES BANGER CALLING??? OR NOT??? WE HEAR HES BEEN MAKING HOAX CALLS AGAIN, WE  HAVE HAD REPORTS THAT QUITE A FEW RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT RECIEVING  CALLS  WITH THE WORDS SUNSHINE & SAUSAGES............................BE WARNED1

TONIGHT AS ALWAYS IS PYSCHIC NIGHT, COME AND SEE YOUR FUTURE SAYS BUNTY!!!!!

BREAKING.........................BANGER CALLING??????

MORE......................BELOW BUNTYS NEW STEAM BATH FROM CIGARS!

BUNTY SAYS TRY HER NEW STEAM  BATH, ITS ACTUALLY LIGHTING SEVERAL HUNDRED CIGARS AND PUTTING THEM ALL AROUND YOU AND LETTING THE SMOKE CLEANSE THE PAWS OF YOUR SKIN, SHE SAID A TURKISH BATH DOESNT EVEN COMPARE.................

UPDATES THIS EVENING..................

BREAKING.............BUNTY SAYS ENJOY A STEAM BATH WITH A DIFFERENCE???????

MORE..........WITH THE SUMMER WEATHER FINALLY HERE, BANGER ONCE AGAIN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE TO MAKE IT A MISERABLE ONE FOR MANY, FIRST GAKE SUNGLASSES NOW FAKE GAZEBOS, YES WE HAVE ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE GARDEN PARTY WAS A DISASTER. APPARANTLEY YESTERDAY EVENING A GAZEBO SOLD BY BANGER COLLAPSED ON IT'S OCCUPANTS AND IT TOOK 2 HOURS BEFORE EVERYONE COULD FIND THEIR WAY OUT.......... DEAR O DEAT

BELOW THE COLLAPSED GAZEBO ON THE GARDEN PARTY GOERS

BREAKING.........BANGER SELLING FAKE GAZEBOS??????

BREAKNG.........WITNESSES CLAIM SEEING ANDY RIDING EL Bs BIKE BEFORE CAUGHT???????

MORE..........YES ANDY VOWS THAT NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE ASK JEEVES ONLINE FOR ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE . HE CLAIMS TO BE THE NEW SEARCH ENGINE MASTER AND HE SAYS THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN'T ANSWER SO GO ON ASK ANDY?????

BREAKING..........ASK ANDY?????

BREAKING............ANDY SAYS LET'S CELEBRATE THE CORONATION OF BETTY ?????

MORE.........YES IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING A PAIR OF STYLISH SUNGLASSES THIS SUMMER THINK AGAIN. BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING FAKE ONES, ALREADY WE HAVE HAD A REPORT THAT A WOMAN AFTER PUTTING A PAIR ONE SAID EVERYTHING AROUND HER WAS SPINNING AROUND SND SHE COULD NOT TAKE THEM OFF EITHER.DO NOT BUY ANY GLASSES WITH THE BANGER LOGO IN THEM ........

BELOW A PAIR OF BANGERS WIERD SUNGLASSES TO LOOK OUT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING.........BUNTY VOWS TO NEVER SPEAK TO ANDY AGAIN????

BREAKING..........REPORTS , BANGER SELLING FAKE SUNGLASSES??????

MORE........BERTY BANGER SPENT THE NIGHT IN CASUALTY LAST NIGHT . APPARANTLEY IT WAS ANDYS FAULT AFTER HE ASKED BERTY TO SNAP A PIECE OF PLANK WOULD APART WITH HIS TEETH. BERTY WAS UNABLE TO DETATCH HIS TEETH FROM THE WOOD AND HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL. ANDY SAID HE'S FINE HE'S TEETH JUST ACHE ........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING........BERTY BANGER BITES OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW??????

MORE........YES WHY NOT HAVE A BLOW WITH BUNTY. EACH WEEK SHE'S SAYS SHE WILL TEACH YOU HOW BLOW OUT YOUR CIGAR SMOKE. IT HAS TO BE DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY SHE SAYS OTHER WISE YOU RISK RUINING YOUR CIGAR MOMENT??????DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING..........CHAS & VERA LOOKING TO BUY A HOUSE TOGETHER???????

BREAKNG..........HAVE A BLOW WITH BUNTY??????

MORE.........YES WE HEAR THAT EL B HAS FOUND HIS BIKE , WE HEAR WHILST KNOCKING ON BANGERS HOUSE AND ASKING BETTY AT THE DOOR IF HE HAS SEEN HIS BIKE , ANDY WAS IN THE BACK GARDEN REVVING UP EL Bs BIKE. EL B WENT IN ABD ASKED HIM WHY HE HAS HIS BIKE ANDY SAID MR STAINES OR BARNWELL SOLD IT TO ME ..........

BREAKNG......,.EL Bs BIKE FOUND & GUESS WHERE??????