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YES NOT BGT, BRITAINS  GOT TALENT, NO THIS BANGERS GOT NO TALENT, AT LEAST THATS WHAT HE WAS TOLD WHEN  HE PHONED THE PROGRAMME TO AUDITION. NOT ONLY WAS HE TOO LATE AS AUDITIONS HAVE FINISHED ANYWAY HE WAS ALSO TOLD WE HAVE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU AND YOU DONT FIT IN AS THIS IS A TALENT SHOW............WELL THAT TOLD YOU ANDY!

BREAKING...........................B G N T ??????

LATEST......................ITS THURSDAY NIGHT & THAT MEANS ITS PSYCHIC NIGHT WITH BUNTY ARE YOU READY TO HEAR YOUR FUTURE??????

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ANDY CLAIMS THAT THE APPROACHING ASTEROID DUE TO HIT EARTH TOMORROW IS HEADING FOR HIS HOUSE. HES NAMED IT ANDYS ASTEROID, AND HAS TOLD BETTY TO EVACUATE, HE CLAIMS THAT HES MEASURED IT AND ITS AIM AND IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE BANGER RESIDENCE.................DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.....................ANDYS ASTEROID??????

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BERTY BANGER THE KING OF TEETH TELLS US HIS FATHER IS ON THE ATTACK AGAIN , YES BASIL BANGER HAS LAUNCHED AN ALL OUT ASSAULT ON A FLY  THAT HAS BEENN TERRORISING HIM FOR DAYS, BERTY CLAIMS HES GOT EVERY WEAPOM YOU CAN THINK OF TO EITHER GET RID OF HIM OR TO TAKE THE FLY AS PRISONER..............

BREAKING.......................EL Bs FRIENDS ROLL IN TO ST ALBANS PROMISING REVENGE ON STEALER OF EL Bs BIKE...............

MORE..................ANDYS ADVENTURE PARK!

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT, HES PLANNING TO OPEN AN ADVENTURE WONDERLAND IN HIS FIELD, BUT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE EVERY CHILDS DREAM???? THIS IS ONE OF ANDYS OLD STEAM TRAIN RIDES BELOW DEAR O DEAR DEAR......................

BREAKING.......................BASIL IN BATTLE????

BREAKING.......................ANDYS ADVENTURE PARK?????

BREAKING.......................CHAS & VERA TO HAVE WEDDING VOWS BLESSED???????

MORE..........RESIDENTS WARNED TO STAY INDOORS AS ANDY TEST DRIVES HIS BULLDOZER WE HEAR SO FAR HE HAS KNOCKED DOWN A WALL AND FLATTENED 2 LAMPOSTS........,.

DESTRUCTIVE BANGER......................................

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THIS WEEKS PLACE OF INTEREST ON HISTORY IN HERTS IS BUNTINGFORD..................LISTEN ON SAT FOR MORE AND PHOTOS TO THE TOP  RIGHT OF THIS PAGE ON OUR NEW FEATURE ................................

MORE........YES BUNTY IS HAILING HER CIGAR PROMOTING A SUCCESS, SHE SAYS MORE PEOPLE ARE SMOKING CIGARS THAN EVER AS WELL AS MORE HORSES TOO?????

BREAKING ........EL B MAKING DOOR TO DOOR HOUSE ENQUIRIES OVER BIKE STILL MISSING????

BREAKING..........A BREAKTHROUGH FOR BUNTY?????

BREAKING........BERTYS TEETH ARE WHITER THAN EVER APPARANTLEY THE GLISTEN IN THE DARK ????

NEW ADDITION TO THIS SITE ON RIGHT OF THIS PAGE WHICH IS UPDATED WEEKLY LOOKING AT PLACES OF INTEREST IN HERTS......DONT FORGET OUR FEATURE ...HISTORY IN HERTS EVERY SAT ON THE SHOW BASED ON THIS !!!!!!!

BREAKING .........................BERTY BANGER TO ADVERTISE WHITER THAN WHITE TOOTHPASTE??????

BELOW A  PHOTO OF BERTY BANGER WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HES TEETH HAD GROWN VERY EARLY........................

BREAKING.......................BANGERS BULLDOZERS??????

UPDATE......................EL B IS FURIOUS AND SAYS HES BANTUM WAS STOLEN LAST NIGHT. HE URGES AYONE WHO HAS ANY INFORMATION TO COME FORWARD , ESPECIALLY YOU BANGER

BREAKING......................EL Bs BANTUM GOES MISSING!!

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YES WE HAVE HAD BRUNCH WITH BUNTY, NOW SHE IS PROMOTING HER LATEST WHICH IS,  BEFORE BED WITH BUNTY. SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO SPREAD THE WORD  THAT IS  ALL YOU NEED BEFORE YOU RETIRE AT NIGHT IS A CIGAR AND A HORSE STORY ????? WELL, THATS ONE WAY TO FALL ASLEEP BUNTY, BUT WILL IT CATCH ON.............................

BANGER CAUSES EMERGENCY LANDING................

WE HEAR THAT BANGER AT THE WEEKEND CAUSED AN EMERGENCY LANDING ON ONE OF HIS BANGER AIRLINES PLANES. APPARANTLEY HE LIT A PIPE ON THE PLANE AND CAUSED PLUMES OF SMOKE TO FILTER DOWN THE CABINS IN TO THE COCKPIT AREA , AND THE PILOT THE AVIATION DOWN ON THE GROUND HE HAD TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING DUE TO WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS FOG. BUT IT WAS BANGER CAUSING THE SMOKE. UNBELIEVABLY THERE WERE OTHER PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE, WE DIDNT THINK THAT THERE WERE EVER ANY OTHER PASSENGERSTHAT  EVER  FLEW ON HIS AIRLINES, THANKS TO ANDYS STUPIDITY THE PLANE DID HAVE TO LAND BUT THANKFULLY SAFELY...........................

BREAKING..........................BEFORE BED WITH BUNTY?????

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YES BA, NO NOT BRITISH AIRWAYS AS WE KNOW ALREADY ITS BANGER AIRLINES, BUT WHAT YOU DIDNT KNOW, BANGER HIMSELF CAUSED AN EMERGENCY LANDING THIS WEEKEND, WE WILL YOU MORE DETAILS AS WE GET THEM.....................

BREAKING.......................................BA??????

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BANGER WE HEAR HAS GONE IN TO HIDING, WE DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS , EVEN BETTY SAYS SHES NOT SURE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS AT PRESENT  

BREAKING............................BANGER GOES IN TO HIDING?????

BREAKING.............................BERTY SAYS HE WAS NICKNAMED BUCKAROO AT SCHOOL!!!!!

MORE..........EL B HOPING TO TAKE PART I'N AN EVENT AT THE HERTS SHOW BY RIDING ROUND THE GROUND ALONG WITH OTHER BIKE RIDERS TO SHOW OFF THE MOTORCYCLES OF THE CENTURY IS FURIOUS . HE SAID HE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT FARMERS FORT CAN DISPLAY THEIR VEHICLES BUT HE CANNOT JOIN THE MOTOR CYCLES DISPLAY !

BREAKING.........EL B TURNED DOWN TO APPEAR AT HERTS SHOW????

MORE........BUNTY SAYS OF YOU HAVE A CLASSIC HISTORICAL CIGAR DO CONTACT HER, AS SHE COLLECTS THEM ......

BREAKING.........CLASSIC CIGARS WITH BUNTY????!

MORE.........YES THE BIG BANGER BONANZA IS COMING SOON, WE HEAR IT WILL BE AN ANDY AUCTION OF ALL HIS CLASSIC ANTIQUES HE'S COLLECTED OVER THE YEARS THAT HE NOW WANTS TO SHARE WITH FELLOW CITIZENS AS HE PUTS IT BUT OF COURSE IT WILL HAVE TO BE AT THE RIGHT PRICE!!!!!!

BREAKING........THE BIG BANGER BONANZA SOON.???????

BREAKING.........ANDY SAYS HE'S MR EUROVISION !!!!!

BREAKING.............................THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. EL B & FRIEND S GO ON A RIDE THROUGH ST ALBANS!!!

BREAKING........................BOOST YOUR BODY WITH BUNTY HEALING TONIGHT & EVERY THURSDAY!!!!!!

BREAKING.......................VOTE FOR BANGER NOT BONNIE SAYS ANDY THIS SATURDAY?????

LATEST.......................PARKARLARFAKA ON THIS WEEKS SHOW??????

BREAKING.....................BERTYS SAYS THE ONLY BRUNCH HE WILL BE HAVING IS CARROT CAKE!!!!!!

MORE.................BUNTYS BRUNCH!

IF BUNTY GETS HER WAY THIS WILL BE THE NEW BRUNCH THAT YOU WILL BE HAVING EVERY MORNIING. THERES  RASHES OF BACON, AN EGG AND OF A CIGAR WITH A SMALL OF WHISKY....WILL IT CATCH ON?????

BREAKING................A NEW KIND OF BRUNCH WITH BUNTY?????

BREAKING.............CHAS & VERA TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT??????.

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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT WITH RADIO VERULAM DOING A BROADCAST CHALLENGE FOR POTENTIAL PRESENTERS , BANGER HAS DECIDED TO COMPETE BY DOING HIS OWN. BUT BERTY BANGER IS LOOKING TO BECOME A PRESENTER ANDY SAYS AND THAT IS THE CHALLENGE, WELL THATS CERTAINLY SOMETHING FOR HIM TO GET HIS TEETH IN TO....................

BREAKING...........THE BANGER BROADCAST CHALLENGE??????

MORE.........BERTY BANGER COULD BE THE PERFECT BACHELOR, AS HE CANNOT FIND A PARTNER . ANY TAKERS?

BREAKNG........BERTY BANGER , THE NEW KIND OF BACHELOR?????

MORE........YES THE NEW ALL NEW IN ONE ANDY. BANGER CLAIMS HE IS OFFERING HIS SERVICES THAT'S WORRYING ALREADY. YES HE SAYS YOU'LL GET S GARDENER, A D I Y HANDYMAN, DOCTOR, DENTIST, BUILDER, SAUSAGE MAKER, SINGER? , INFACT EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HIRE HIM, NO JOB TOO BIG OR SMALL INFACT NOTHING HE CAN'T DO.........WELL THANKS ANDY BUT THINK WE SHOP AROUND FIRST!!!!!!

BREAKING.........ANDY THE ALL IN ONE??????

MORE........YES ANDY SAYS HE ONCE ATTENDED THE EMBARRASSING BODIES CLINIC FOR A VERY EMBARRASSING PROBLEM. HE TOLD US THAT HE ONCE GOT HIS PIPE LODGED SOMEWHERE, WE WOULD RATHER NOT KNOW THANK YOU ANDY........

BREAKING........ANDY SAYS HE WAS ONCE ON EMBARRASSING BODIES WITH A VERY EMBARRASSING PROBLEM?????

BREAKING........REPORTS THAT NEWLYWEDS CHAS & VERA YO RETURN FEOM HONEYMOON SOON???

BREAKNG.........COULD BERTY BANGER BE THE NEXT BUGS BUNNY?????

MORE.........WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A CIGAR COURSE WITH BUNTY? YES LEARN HOW TO ROLL YOUR OWN , HOW TO PUFF AND HANDLE A CIGAR TOO. BECOME A CIGAR PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!

BREAKING...........BUNTY TO OFFER CIGAR COURSES??????

MORE.........THIS IS WORRYING , ANDY IS GIVING OUT D I Y DENTAL KITS TO HIS PATIENTS. YES YOU CAN SUPERGLUE FILLINGS IF THEY FALL OUT, GIVEN TOOLS TO DO EXTRACTIONS. YHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A BIT OF SELF D I Y ON YOUR TEETH HE SAYS.......DEAR O DEAR!!!!

BREAKING.........ANDY GIVING OUT D I Y DENTAL KITS?????

BREAKING......................BANGER TO DESTROY BONNIE TYLERS CHANCES OF EUROVISION..................FIND OUT HOW ON THIS WEEKS SHOW!!!!

LATEST.....................IS THERE A RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN BERTY BANGERS TEETH & ONE OF BUNTYS HORSES?????

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YES YOU HEARD RIGHT BANGERS BISTRO, IS THE NEW NAME FOR THE BANGERS NEW RESTUARANT IF HE GETS HIS WAY.....WELL WHAT WOULD THEY SERVE WE BET THE FINEST SAUSAGES, AND NO DOUBT OTHER FAMILY BANGER TREATS .................WATCH THIS SPACE...............

BREAKING......................BANGERS BISTRO???????

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EL B HAS BRANDED A PERSON TRYING TO OUTRACE HIM ON A PUBLIC ROAD TODAY AS A COMPLETE IDIOT..INSPITE OF THE FACT THAT HE COULDNT KEEP UP WITH EL B ANYWAY HE SAID SOMEBODY RECOGNISED ME AND CAME UP BESIDE ME AND TRIED TO OUTRACE ME, THEY STOOD NO CHANCE, BUT BELOW EL B DOSENT LOOK VERY HAPPY.......................

BREAKING.................SOMEONE TRIES TO OUTDO EL B IN A BIKE RACE????????

BREAKING...................BUNTY TO HOLD A PSYCHIC FARE EVERY THURSDAY...............LET MY SPECIAL;POWERS REVEAL SOMETHING ABOUT YOU SHE SAYS!!!!!!!!

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WE HEAR THAT PARKALARFAKA MAY WELL  BE RETURNING TO SAT SAT SUPREME. WE LEARN THAT FAR QAR AND PARKALARFAKA MAY WORK ALTERNATE SHIFTS, TAKING IT IN TURNS EACH WEEK. IF THIS IS TRUE ITS GREAT NEWS FOR THE FORMER PRODUCER WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO RETURN TO THE SHOW FOR A WHILE.............

EXCLUSIVE.................PARKALARFAKA TO RETURN??????

MORE..................REPORTS OF A MAN IN THE AIR WITH A PIPE!!!!

BANGER REPORTEDLY WHILST TRYING TO FLY A KITE TODAY WITH NEPHEW BERTY TOOK OFF IN GALE FORCE WINDS WE HEAR THAT HE GOT STUCK UP A TREE AND THE FIRE BRIGADE WERE CALLED......WE HEAR THE FIRE SERVICE WAS ANNOYED WITH BANGER FOR WASTING EMERGENCY SERVICES TIME AND SAID HE WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS PIPE BEING LOST IN THE TREE THAN THEM TRYING TO GET HIM DOWN, AND SAID IT WAS SHEER STUPIDITY..............................BELOW A WITNESS PHOTO CATCHES BANGER IN MID AIR!!!!!!!

BREAKING..................... REPORTS.ANDY TAKES OFF IN GALE FORCE WINDS?????

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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT ANDY BANGER PHONED SIR ALAN SUGAR   AND ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BE HIS NEW APPRENTICE. AS WE KNOW ITS NORMALLY THE OTHER WAY ROUD ON SIR ALAN SHOW BUT WE BELIEVE BANGER SAID TO HIS RECEPTIONIST EITHER HE DOES OR HE DOESNT BUT HE BETTER NOT TAKE TOO LONG ABOUT IT...............THE ARROGANCY OF THE MAN

BREAKING.........ANDY CONTACTS SIR ALAN SUGAR AND ASKS HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO BECOME HIS APPRENTICE??????

BREAKING.,.,.,,,CHAS & VERA ON HONEYMOON?????

MORE.....BERTY BANGER WE HEAR GOT HOS TEETH STUCK IN THE FRONT DOOR WHEN ANDY SHUT IT.BERTY WHO'S THE NEPHEW OF ANDY HAS ENORMOUS TEETH AD WEFOUND OUT ON LAST WEEKS SHOW, WE HEAR HES NOW RECOVERING WITH TEETH INTACT..........

BREAKING.........BERTYS TEETH GET IN THE WAY?????

BREAKING........CHAS & VERA, JUST MARRIED.......ACCORDING TO REPORTS!!!!

MORE.........WE HEAR THAT ANDYS BANK HOLIDAY WAS A DISASTER AND FOR HUNDREDS OF OTHERS TO. THE REASON BEING THAT ANDY FANCIED DOING DOME DIY , BUT UNFORTUNATELY HIS DRILLING WENT TOO FAR WE HEAR HE DRILLED THROUGH SOME TELEGRAPH WIRING CUTTING ELECTRICITY TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE, SOME HAVE STILL NOT HAD THEIRS RESTORED........DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...........BANGERS BANK HOLIDAY DISASTER????

BREAKING .........IS ANDY ABOUT TO DESTROY TOM JONES CAREER? FIND OUT ON TOMORROWS SHOW!!!!

LATEST FORECAST FOR BANK HOLIDAY IS SET FAIR.......FULL FORECAST TO BE ISSUED LATER!!!!!

BREAKING.......................MEET BERTY, ANDYS NEPHEW WHO WE WILL BE COMING IN TO MEET US ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...............................YOU CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE CANT YOU?????

BREAKING,......................CHAS DENIES CLAIMS HES MARRIED VERA!!!!!!! BUT WE HEAR WEDDING BELLS?

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AS EXPECTED WE ARE RECIEVING COMPLAINTS  ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD BANGERS BRAKES  FITTED ON CARS , BIKES, AND OTHER VEHICLES. APPARANTLEY   SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO STOP WHEN IN MOTION. INDEED ONE LADY WHEN THROUGH SOMEBODYS BACK GARDEN ON HER BIKE BEFORE COLLIDING WITH A GARDEN FENCE...................WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH ...DO NOT BUY THESE BRAKES THEY ARE FAULTY AND DANGEROUS..................

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BETTY AWOKE THIS MORNING TO FIND THIS ABOVE, TO SAY THAT ANDY AND HIS NEPHEW BERTY HAD GONE FISHING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER , WHO KNOWS HE SAID WHO KNOWS,  WE MAY CATCH ANOTHER BETTY................(THATS  IN POOR TASTE)  ANDY............

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BANGERS SELLING DODGY BRAKES WOULD YOU BELIEVE, PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE WE HAVE ALREADY HAD COMPLAINTS FROM CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN TRICKED IN TO BUYING THEM .................MORE DETAILS LATER

BREAKING.........................BANGERS BRAKES??????

BREAKING.........BANGER & NEPHEW GO FISHING!!!!