Tuesday, 30 April 2013
Monday, 29 April 2013
Thursday, 25 April 2013
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WE HEAR BANGER IS SUFFERING FROM THE BLUES LATELY, THOUGH WE DONT KNOW WHY, BETTY JUST SAYS IT MUST BE THAT KNOCK ON THE HEAD HE HAD , BUT HES ALWAYS MISERABLE ANYWAY........................
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
Monday, 22 April 2013
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WELL WE HAVE HEARD OF THE BANK ACCOUNT WHERE YOU SAVE MONEY , BUT A CIGAR ACCOUNT? WELL IF BUNTY GETS HER OWN WAY SHE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO HAVE A CIGAR ACCOUNT YO SAVE CIGARS. SHE WOULD LIKE TO SEE A CIGAR BANK CREATED, THEN SHE SAYS WE BE CIGUSTOMERS AND NOT CUSTOMERS.....DEAR O DEAR
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YES BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS RETURNED HOME AS IF NOTHING HAD HAPPENED, WE HEAR HE HAS BEEN TELLING BETTY HE HASNT BEEN ANYWHERE . NOW BETTY HAS CALLED THE PARAMEDICS AS SHE FEARS HE MAYBE SUFFERING FROM CONCUSSION AND NOT HIMSELF......
Thursday, 18 April 2013
Wednesday, 17 April 2013
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YES BUNTY WANTS TO HAVE HER OWN BRIGADE, BIT LIKE THE GIRL GIUDES BUT THEY ARE TO BE CALLED THE BUNTY BRIGADE. YES THEY WILL BE TAUGHT THE BUNTY WAY AND LEARN TO SMOKE A REAL CIGAR LIKE A REAL LADY SAYS BUNTY...............DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
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BANGER IS STILL MISSING, HIS WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN, BUT WE HEAR THAT HES TRYING TO GET HS OWN SHOW STARTED UP IN COMPETITION WITH BRITIANS GOT TALENT THIS ONE TO BE CALLED BANGERS GOT TALENT..........WELL THE MIND BOGGLES
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
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WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR HORSE TO BE GROOMED AND LEARN HOW TO APPRECIATE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE, WELL AT BUNTYS BROARD SCHOOL YOU CAN GET JUST THAT. BUNTY SAYS A 2 WEEK STAY AT THE HORSE SCHOOL WILL GIVE YOUR HORSE THE VACATION IT'S BEEN LOOKING FOR . PLUS THEY WILL LEARN OF COURSE HOW TO SMOKE A CIGAR .......DEAR O DEAR
Monday, 15 April 2013
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ANDY BANGER IS STILL MISSING WALKING OUT ON BETTY FRIDAY NIGHT. BETTY SAYS THERE WAS A ROW BETWEEN THEM AND ANDY TOOK OFF I'N A PUFF OF SMOKE..... DEAR O DEAR THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS PIPE BETTY.....
Sunday, 14 April 2013
Friday, 12 April 2013
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YES EL B SAYS HE WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO GET ON THEIR BIKE, WHETHER IT BE A BANTUM, A HARLEY OR A GRIFTER, HE SAYS HE WOULD LIKE US TO BE A NATION OF BIKE RIDERS!!!!!
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YES WE HAVE HEARD OF THE OXFORD & CAMBRIDGE BOAT RACE, BUT THE BETTY BOAT RACE??? WELL ANDY SAYS THAT THE THE RACE WILL THE BOAT RACE WILL TAKE PLACE IN MAY ALTHOUGH HOW AND WHERE IS UBNCLEAR. AND ALSO WHO WILL SHE COMPETE AGAINST TOO????
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ANDY IS SELLING VINATGE MOGGY MINORS, BUT HOW MUCH FOR? HE SAID HES SOLD A FEW, AND THAT THE MOGGY MINOR IS THE CAR OF THE FUTURE!!!
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BUNTY BOTOX WITH A DIFFERENCE , YOU CAN BOOK YOUR SESSION NOW TO HAVE NOT INJECTIONS BUT CIGARS TO PIERCE YOUR SKN TO HELP IRON OUT THE WRINKLES IN YOUR FACE, BUT SURELY BUNTY THAT WOULD LEAVE BURN MARKS????
Monday, 8 April 2013
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ANDY SAYS HE HAS A DREAM, YEA AND THAT DREAM IS THAT ONE DAY ALL CARS WILL BE MADE THE MOGGY MINOR WAY, REALLY WELL IN THAT CASE DREAM ON THEN ANDY.....
Sunday, 7 April 2013
Friday, 5 April 2013
Thursday, 4 April 2013
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FOLLOWING TENSIONS ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD AT PRESENT, BANGER SAYS HE IS ENTERING A STAGE OF WAR BETWEEN HIM AND HIS NEIGHBOURS, HE CLAIMS THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS FIELD AND NOISE RECENTLY...APPARANTLEY HE HAS MOVE WHAT HE CALLS BIG FLOUR ROCKETS TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS GARDEN AND WILL BE LUANCHED IF NECESSAR HES EVEN THREATENED TO LAUNCH BETTY............DEAR O DEAR
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BUNTY SAYS HER BOYS ARE READY TO TAKE PART IN THE GRAND NATIONAL. HOWEVER WE HEAR THERE IS SOME DOUBT OVER THEIR FITNESS DESPITE THEIR COUNSELLING SESSIONS, THEY STILL ARE SMOKING. BUNTY DISMISSES THIS AND SAYS THEY ARE RARING TO GO WITH VIGOR AND DETERMINATION. WELL WE SHALL SEE BUNTY!!!!!
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
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BANGER CLAIMS THAT HE AND NOT BONNIE TYLER WILL REPRESENT THE UK IN THIS YEARS EUROVISION. ALTHOUGH WHAT SONG HE WILL SING IS NOT CLEAR. HE SAYS THE UK WILL WANT A CURRENT, FAMOUS AND WELL KNOWN SINGER TO REPRESENT THEM, SOMEBODY THAT WILL WIN...... WELL THAT COUNTS YOU OUT ANDY!!!!
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BUNTY SAYS IF YOU ARE A SECRET CIGAR SMOKER THEN YOU SHOULD COME OUR AND ADMIT IT. ITS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF , IF YOU LIKE A CIGAR ON THE QUIET THEN COME OUT AND SAY SO LIKE THOUSANDS ARE EVERY DAY. A CIGAR IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF DON'T. HIDE AWAY YOUR HABIT......DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
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THE BANGER EASTER PARADE WAS S DISASTER APPARANTLEY, BETTY WAS DRIVING THE ROUTE MASTER BUS AND ANDY WITH HIS PIPE FELL OFF, BETTY DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL A MILE UP THE ROAD. ALSO THE MOGGY MINOR ALSO IN PART TWO OF THE PARADE BROKE DOWN, WHAT A SURPRISE! EL B ALSO MADE AN APPAREANCE ON HIS BANTUM......AN EASTER PARADE TO FORGET!!!!!
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ANDY BANGER CLAIMS HE HAS AN ANSWER TO THE GOVERNMENTS IDEA TO DECREASE BENEFITS TO THOSE WHO HAVE A SPARE ROOM UNUSED. HE SAYS HE WILL BUILD HOUSES WITH NO BEDROOMS SO HE SAYS WE WILL THEN BE ALL BETTER OFF?????DEAR O DEAR
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