Thursday, 28 March 2013
BREAKING..................BANGER BREAKS A CHILDS HEART THIS EASTER!!!
A CHILD WHO WAS SO EXCITED TO GET AN EASTER EGG FROM HER PAREN TS HAS HAD HER HEART BROKEN. WE HEAR THE CHILD OPENED HER EASTER TODAY ONLY TO FIND INSIDE A PIPE, AND NOTHING ELSE. THE CHILD THEN SAID WHERE ARE THE CHOCOLATES INSIDE.......BANGER HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
MORE................ON THE TRAIL OF THE EASTER CIGAR!!!!
YES BUNTY IS ORGANISING AN EASTER HUNT, BUT WITH A DIFFERENCENOT IN SEARCH OF THE EASTER EGG, BUT THE EASTER CIGAR. PARTICIPANTS WILL MEET ON EASTER DAY AT BUNTYS THEN SET OFF ON AN EASTER CIGAR HUNT. BUT THE ONE WHO FINDS THE EASTER CIGAR MUST SHARE IT WITH THE LOSERS, BUT THE WINNING PESON GETS THE LAST PUFF SAYS BUNTY...............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
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WATCH OUT THE BANGER EASTER EGGS ARE ON THE SHELVES , WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE OR HOW THEY TASTE , OR WHAT'S INSIDE BUT BEWARE THE BANGER EGG IS SURE TO LEAVE YOU WITH A DIFFERENT TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH.......
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
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THE EASTER BANGER PARADE, YES FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY. IT WILL TAKE PLACE ON EASTER DAY OF COURSE. WE HEAR ANDY WILL BE THE MAD HATTER, WELL THATs NO SURPRISE AS HES MAD AS THEY COME. ALSO BETTY TO BE THE EASTER BUNNY? DEAR O DEAR ....MORE DETAILS LATER IN WEEK........
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YES WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, WE NOW KNOW WHO BUNTY HAS BECOME FRIENDS WITH AT ON THE NIGHT OF THE BRITS.SEEMS THAT JAY Z AND BUNTY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON THAT BEING CIGARS. DERECK STAINES TOLD US THAT HE HEARD BUNTY IS TO ACCOMPANY JAY Z ON HIS TOUR AS A CIGAR ROLLER.......DEAR O DEAR BUNTY
BREAKING.........WHATS BUNTY BEEN UP TO NOW ??????
Jay-Z 'invites cigar roller on tour' added: 26 Mar 2013 // by: Music-News.com Newsdesk Email this story Printable version Jay-Z has reportedly invited a high-end cigar roller to join him on tour this summer. The 43-year-old rapper is hitting the road with Justin Timberlake for their Legends of Summer tour later this year. The Otis hitmaker is a known cigar aficionado and apparently will only smoke the best. UK newspaper The Sun reports the rapper is throwing cash into a 'gentlemen's club' that will be backstage at every show. 'Jay met this cigar expert at a friend's private party recently. He had been hired to roll cigars for guests in a smoking room,' a source said. 'They were chatting for ages about the origins of tobacco and all the different types and then Jay-Z offered to have him on board for the tour dates.' Jay-Z collaborated with Justin on the singer's single Suit & Tie from his new album The 20/20 Experience. The gentlemen's club seems to fit with the theme of the musicians' music video. The black-and-white clip gives nod to the Rat Pack with designer duds and flowing whisky and features the rapper smoking cigars. Justin and Jay will kick off their 12-city tour of the US and Canada in just a few months. The Legends of Summer tour will kick off on July 17 in Toronto, Ontario and wrap on August 16 in Miami, Florida. Other cities that will host the pair include New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Hershey, Detroit, Baltimore, Boston and Philadelphia.
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WE HEAR THAT BANGER IS SELLING FAKE HOT X BUNS . APPARANTKEY THE BUNS NAMED BANGERS EASTER BUNS LOOK NICE ENOUGH BUT TASTE LIKE RUBBER WHEN YOU EAT THEM.PLEASE DO NOT BE FOOLED AND BUY THE BUBS THEY WILL RUIN YOUR EASTER.....
Monday, 25 March 2013
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MOST SENSIBLE DRIVERS KNOW THAT A SPEED CAMERA ON A ROAD ARE THERE TO ENSURE THAT YOU LEEP TO THE SPEED LIMIT IN FORCE. HOWEVER BANGER WE HEAR EVERYTIME HE APPROACHES A SPEED CAMERA HE SPEEDS UP. HE CLAIMS THAT SPEED CAMERA MEANS SPEED UP AND HE ALSO SAYS HE HAS GAINED MANY CERTIFICATES HE CALLS THEM FOR GOING SO FAST. WELL ANDY THEY ARE ACTUALLY SPEEDING PENALTY FINES......DEAR O DEAR
Sunday, 24 March 2013
Thursday, 21 March 2013
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WELL, WE HAVE THE FIRST PLANS SET OUT FOR BANGERS BUDGET, WHICH HAVE BEEN LEAKED OUT TO US SAYING THAT BANGER WILL MAKE PENSIONERS PARTICULARLY GRANNYS GO BACK TO WORK AS HE BELIEVES THAT THEY DONT DO ENOUGH AND RETIRE TOO EARLY, HE SAYS THAT THIS WILL GIVE THE YOUNGSTERS A REST TOO..............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
LATEST........BANGER BUDGET .........RE APPTD......
THE BANGER RESIDENCE HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE BANGER BUDGET IS TO BE RESCHEDULED BECAUSE HIS MAJESTY ANDY BANGER IS TOO ILL TO DELIVER HIS SPEECH. ITS THOUGHT THAT ANDY IS SUFFERING FROM A VERY NASTY CONDITION CALLED BANGERITUS.....
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
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BANGER SAYS TIMES ARE VERY TOUGH FOR HIM TOO AS WELL AS BUNTY AND SAYS BANKRUPTCY COULD BE ON THE CARDS..HE SAID THAT COULD AFFECT THE FINANCIAL MARKETS ESPECIALLY THE BETTY STOCKS ......DEAR O DEAR
Monday, 18 March 2013
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IT SEEMS BUNTY HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES TOO AND SHE WANTS TO ARRANGE A BUNTY BALLOONATHON TO RAISE MONEY FOR HER TO BUY MORE CIGARS .THE IDEA IS THAT EVERYONE BUYS A BALLOON SPONSORS IT AND BUNTY TAKES THE RAISED MONEY TO KEEP THE STOCK OF CIGARS GOING.......
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YES PREPARE YOURELVES FOR THE BANGER BUDGET, HE SAYS THERE WILL BE SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A BETTY. IT LOOKS LIKE SAUSAGES MAY BE THE WINNERS AS ALWAYS THOUGH......
Thursday, 14 March 2013
BREAKING......................MORE COMPLAINTS ROLL IN ABOUT BANGERS BEDS!!!!!
BELOW PHOTO OF ANOTHER ONE OF BANGERS DANGEROUS BEDS AS YET ANOTHER POOR COUPLE COLLAPSE THROUGH THE FLOOR ONE NIGHT, AS THE BED IS NOT SAFE! 
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BANGER HAS RUINED ANOTHER LEGENDARY COUNTRY SONG AND HAS DONE HIS OWN COVER VERSION OF WHICH WE WILL HAVE A RECORDING OF ON SATURDAY, UNFORTUNATELY/................
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BUNTY CLAIMS SHE HAS HEALING HANDS AND GIVES HEALING AT HER PSYCHIC FAYRES, INFACT SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE HAS HELPED THOUSANDS...ONE PERSON SAID I HAD HEALING FROM BUNTY I FELT HER HEALING HANDS ON BACK IT THE HEAT WAS INCREDIBLE I DONT KNO WWHETHER IT WAS HER HANDS OR THE SMOKE FROM HER CIGAR AT THE TIME...............DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Tuesday, 12 March 2013
BANGERS SAUSAGE PARTY...................
BANGER HAS WOULD YOU BELIEVE ENGRAVED A NOTICE OUTSIDE HIS PROPERTY ON THE GROUND SAYING SAUSAGE PARTY BUT WHEN IT IS AND WHOS INVITED ISNT CLEAR??? 
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WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT BANGER HAS LAUNCHED ANOTHER NEW BUSINESS CALLED BANGERS BEDS. WE BELIEVE HES ALREADY BEEN SELLING THESE.AND WE WILL HAVE UPDATES AS SOON AS WE GET ANY !!!
BUNTY BOWLING.................ARE YOU BOWLED OVER BY BUNTYS NEW GAME??
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AR O DEAR YES BUNTY CONFIRMS SHE IS TO START UP A NEW BUSINESS CALLED BUNTY BOWLING, BUT WITH A DIFFERENCE, IN THIS GAME YOU ROLL A BOWL IN ONE HAND WITH A CIGAR IN THE OTHER. BUNTY BAYS THE IDEA IS TO BE BOWLED OVER BY SMOKING AND ROLLING AT THE SAME TIME.............
AR O DEAR YES BUNTY CONFIRMS SHE IS TO START UP A NEW BUSINESS CALLED BUNTY BOWLING, BUT WITH A DIFFERENCE, IN THIS GAME YOU ROLL A BOWL IN ONE HAND WITH A CIGAR IN THE OTHER. BUNTY BAYS THE IDEA IS TO BE BOWLED OVER BY SMOKING AND ROLLING AT THE SAME TIME.............
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EVERYBODYS WISH MAYBE BUT BANGER IS TO GET A RED NOSE, BUT NOT THE WAY WE THOUGHT, INSTEAD HE CLAIMS HE WILL BE WEARING THE BIGGEST RED NOSE ON RED NOSE DAY. THATS OF COURSE UNLESS SOMEBODY GIVES HIM A REAL ONE IN THE MEANTIME. SO NO REAL RELIEF FOR US THEN................
Monday, 11 March 2013
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WELL INTRIGUING STUFF, THIS APPARANTLEY THE BANGOR BROS KNOWN AS ANDY AND BASIL HAVE TALKED ABOUT GOING IN YO BUSINESS TOGETHER, THEY HAVE SPENT TODAY GOING THROUGH THE FINE DETAIL AND HAVE AGREED ON FIGURES AND A NEW VENTURE THEY THINK WILL BENEFIT THEM BOTH ESPECIALLY BASIL................MORE LATER
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BANGERS NEW NAME FOR HIS LIST OF VENTURES IS BANGER PLC, YES HE SAYS THAT IS HIS NEW NAME FOR HIS CORPORATION............DEAR 0 DEAR
Thursday, 7 March 2013
BREAKING.........................WITH MOTHERS DAY APPROACHING.............BANGER SAYS HE USED TO BE A MOTHER????? YES HE SAYS HE WAS A MOTHER TO ALL PEOPLE????
WELL, HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO MOTHERS EVERYWHERE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!
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THIS IS ALSO THE MOST WORRYING VENTURE YET, HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE THE TIME TO DO SO MUCH??? WELL YOU KNOW HOW PRECIOUS YOUR EYES ARE DONT YOU? EVEN MORE REASON NOT TO BUY A PAIR OF BANGERS LATEST CREATION CALLED THE BANGER BIFOCALS AS SHOWN BELOW.....APPARANTLEY HES SOLD A COUPLE OFF PAIRS ALREADY............. 
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WEIRDLY ENOUGH IT WAS BANGER THAT APPARANTLEY DIAGNOSED BETTY HAVING DIGESTION AND NOT BEING PREGNANT, AND HOW DID HE DO IT OOS HE HASNT GOT AN X RAY MACHINE. WELL ACCORDING TO HIM HE HAS , HE SAYS ITS A PRINTER AND BETTY LAYED ON TOP WHILST HE TOOK A PICTURE............DEAR O DEAR O DEAR
Wednesday, 6 March 2013
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ANDY SAYS HE CAN'T BELIEVE THE DVLA HAVE TOLD HIM TO STOP GIVING DRIVING LESSONS AS AN INSTRUCTOR. HE SAYS HE HAS OVER 100 YEARS DRIVING EXPERIENCE ???? HE SAYS THRRES NOBODY MORE EXPERIENCED THAN HIM ON THE ROAD......DEAR O DEAR
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
LATEST.................BUNTYS FACE SAYS IT ALL WHEN SHE HEARD BETTYS PREGNANT!!!!!!
BUNTY SAID ITS TERRIBLE NEWS, BOTH FOR BETTY AND FOR THE BABY TO GROW UP WITH ANDY AS THE
FATHER, THATS IF ITS TRUE...................
FATHER, THATS IF ITS TRUE...................
LATEST...........BANGERS DRIVING SCHOOL
WELL WE HEAR BANGER HAS BEEN ADVERTISING HIS NEW DRIVING SCHOOL, BUT WE HEAR THAT THE RESPONSE HES HAD HASNT BEEN OVERWHELMING. WE HEAR WEHN PEOPLE CAME FOR LESSONS THEY LOOKED WORRIED , BOTH WITH BANGER AS THE INSTRUCTOR AND THE LESSONS IN A VINTAGE MOGGY MINOR........ 
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THIS IS VERY WORRYING, B D S, THE NEW NAME FOR BANGERS LATEST VENTURE, IT BANGORS DRIVING SCHOOL, AND EVEN WORSE HES SAID TO OFFERING LESSONS IN THAT OLD CLAP TRAP OF A MOGGY MINOR OF HES, SURELY THIS CANT HAPPEN, MORE UPDATES AS WE GET THEM....................BELOW THE SIGN FOR HIS NEW DRIVING SCHOOL OUTSIDE HIS FIELD!!! 
Monday, 4 March 2013
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WELL, IT CANT POSSIBLY BE TRUE BANGER RANG US AND GAVE US THE MOST INCREDIBLE NEWS, HE SAYS BETTYS PREGNANT , WHAT AT 86??? WE ASKED BANGER HOW FAR GONE SHE WAS AND HE SAID 1 HOUR??????DEAR O DEAR
Sunday, 3 March 2013
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YES NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE SUPERBANGER. ANDY CLAIMS WE WONT HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG EITHER , A FILM THAT WILL SHOW HIS LIFE AND WHAT A LIFE ITS BEEN HE SAY INFACT HE SAYS HE IS KNOWN AS SUPERBANGER???????
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