Monday, 31 December 2012
Sunday, 30 December 2012
Friday, 28 December 2012
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THERES BEEN A FALLOUT BETWEEN ANDY & BUNTY. NOT A GOOD WAY TO END THE YEAR YOU MAY SAY. IT SEEMS THAT IT STARTED ON CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN SHE AND HER BOYS (THE HORSES) FELL SICK AFTER EATING A TURKEY WHICH WAS IN THE REFRIGERATOR FOR 2 WEEKS...BUNTY SAYS THAT BETTY & ANDY SHOUD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.....ANDY SAYS IT WAS A TASTY TURKEY AND HIM AND BETTY HAVE HAD TURKEY EVERY DAY AS IT WAS SO BIG. THEY HAVE HAD TURKEY FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER AND SUPPER AND WE ARE FINE HE SAID........ITS BUNTY SHES TOO SENSITIVE...........DEAR O DEAR
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ANDY HAS MADE A LIST OF HIS NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS THEY ARE..... 1) MAKE MORE SAUSAGES 2)TO IMPROVE HIS MOGGY MINOR????? 3)TO BE NICER TO ALL PEOPLE, INCLUDING BUNTY THESE ARE JUST A FEW VERY WORRYING PROMISES....DEAR O DEAR
Thursday, 20 December 2012
BREAKING............BUNTY SAYS HER BOYS HAVE BEEN BRUSHING THEIR TEETH FOR CHRISTMAS??????
WHAT A LOVELY SMILE CONDOR AND YES ALL WHITE AND SPARKLING CLEAN TEETH!!!! 
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YES 00 BANGER WOULD YOU BELIEVE ANDY SAYS HES BEEN APPROACHED TO BE THE NEXT JAMES BAOND AND WANT HIM TO HAVE THE NAME 00 BANGER......YES WELL YOUR MISSION ANDY IS GETA LIFE
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THE BANGERS JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS ARE GETTING READY TO CELEBRATE TOMORROWS SOLSTICE AT DAWN. WE HEAR THAT BETTY, BUNTY AND ANDY ARE CAMPINT OUT TONIGHT IN ANDYS FILED AROUND AN ERECTED FAKE STONE HENGE, READY TO CHANT AT SUNRISE ANDY SAID WE MUST BE THANKFUL FOR THE SEASON AND SAUSAGES...............DEAR O DEAR BELOW THE BANGERS STONEHENGE.............. 
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
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WE ALSO HERE HE HAS ASKED SJH FROM THE SOLID GOLD MUSIC SHOW TO BE AN ELF FOR HIM AS ONE OF HIS HELPERS AS HE GOES AROUND DELIVERING PRESENTS ON XMAS EVE............DEAR O DEAR 
Monday, 17 December 2012
Sunday, 16 December 2012
Friday, 14 December 2012
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NOW WE ARE GETTING REPORTS BANGER HAS BEEN SELLING DANGEROOUS FAULTY XMAS DECORATIONS, ONE WOMAN SAIS I PUT MY TREE UP WITH THE DECORATIONS AND EVRYTHING BLEW UP , ANOTHER SAID JUST AS I WAS PUTTING ON THE LIGHTS FOR THE KIDS, BANG, EVERYTHING BLEW WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY, OUR XMAS IS RUINED HOW CAN I TELL THE KIDS.............[PLEASE DO NOT BUY THESE BANGER DECORATIONS NO MATTER HOW CHEAP)
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DO NOT BUY BANGERS XMAS TREES LISTENERS AS WE ARE ALREADY GETTING COMPLAINTS. WE HEAR THEY HAVE COLLAPSED WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN ERECTED AND ONE EVEN HAD A VERY NASTY SMELL ABOUT IT . WE DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE HES SELLING WE WILL BRING YOU UPDATES.............
Thursday, 13 December 2012
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WE HEAR ANDY IS INVITING BARNWELL DERECK & STEVEN FOR DINNER XMAS DAY. HE SAYS BETTY IS GOING TO A LOT OF TROUBLE WE WON'T EXCEPT ANY EXCUSES THIS YEAR. IF NEEDS BE WE WILL TAKE THEIR DINNERS TO THEIR STREET DOORS IF WE HAVE TO......OH DEAR
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
LATEST...........HAVE A PHOTO TAKEN THIS CHRISTMAS WITH BUNTYS SMILING HORSES BELOW.....................
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ANDY APPARANTLEY PUT UP HIS DECORATIONS TODAY AROUND HIS RESIDENCE BOTH INSIDE AND OUT AND WHEN HE SWITCHED THEM ON, THE FUSE BLEW AND AN EXPLOSION WAS HEARD. IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH WHEN HE WAS PUTTING UP HIS XMAS TREE OUTSIDE THE 12FT TREE COLLAPSED AND WENT THROUGH THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS ROOF, THE RESULT CAN BE SEEN BELOW.............DEAR O DEAR
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YES THE VERULAM CHOIR WILL BE ACSENDING ON ST ALBANS AND RADIO VERULAM THIS WEEKEND WE ARE TOLD. WE HEAR THEY WILL BE COMING FROM ALL PARTS OF THE COUNTRY, PROBLEM IS THERE IS EXPECTED TO BE COUPLE OF THOUSAND SAYS ANDY COMING TO THE STUDIOS SO THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM?????
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ANDY CLAIMS THAT HES GARDEN IS THE COLDEST PLACE IN THE COUNTRY WITH -30 HE SAYS RECORDED AND EVEN A FROZEN BETTY TO BOOT..........DEAR O DEAR
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YES WITH CHRISTMAS APPROACHING ANDY HAS SET UP HIS OWN GROTTO OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE , HES INVITING ALL CHILDREN TO COME AND SEE HIM IN ANDYS GROTTO, TO SEE WHO HE CALLS THE REAL SANTA.....
Monday, 10 December 2012
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FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD THIS YEAR WHY NOT HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH BUNTYS HORSES? YES IT'S YOUR CHANCE BUNTY SAYS TO A PHOTO TAKEN WITH A SMILING SMOKING HORSE....ALSO WE HEAR THAT HAMLET, CONDOR & MANIKIN ARE APPEARING IN A SPECIAL NATIVITY PLAY YET TO BE ANNOUNCED SAYS BUNTY.......
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YES ANDY THE SNOWMAN WOULD YOU BELIEVE . HE TELLS US THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKED TO PLAY THE SNOWMAN IN A REVIVED VERSION OF WALUNG IN THE AIR. WE ALSO HEAR ANDY HAS MADE A REVIVED. SONG TO THE MOVIE ORIGINALLY DONE BY ALED JONES WE WILL PLAY THIS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.......
Thursday, 6 December 2012
UPDATE............................YES ANDY IS FINALLY OFF HIS SICK BED AND WILL BE ON THIS WEEKS SHOW, HOWEVER WE HEAR HE IS STILL VERY PARANOID OF BECOMING INFECTED AGAIN FROM BARNWELL AND WILL BE COMING IN THIS WEEK INA QUARANTINE SUIT WOULD YOU BELIEVE WE HAVE ACPTURED HIM ON CAMERAIN IT TODAY AND WILL PUBLISH THIS LATER..............DEAR O DEAR
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