HAPPY HALLOWEEN.......WATCH OUT FOR A SCARY BETTY..

LATEST.................ANDYS VERSION OF EU IN AUSTRALIA ???

ANDY AS ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE HEADLINES, AND WITH THIS WEEK THE EU CONFERENCE IN THE NEWS, HE HAS BEEN GOING AROUND IN AUSTRALIA SAYING EEEEEUUUUU TO PEOPLE, VERY FUNNY ANDY!!!!!

LARRYS BACK!!!!!!

SATURDAY SUPREME RECIEVED A CALL FROM LARRY TONIGHT WHO SPOKE TO ONE OF OUR RESEARCHERS, HE TOLD US IM ON TO BANGER WOULDNT GIVE HIS LOCATION, BUT VOWED TO HUNT HIM DOWN FIRST. IN A STARK WARNING HE SAID BANGERS A GONNER AND WOULD NOT BE AROUND TO SEE CHRISTMAS, IM COMING FOR HIM AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME...OUR SHOW RESEARCHER SAID ITS THE STRONGEST CALL FROM LARRY YET.......LARRY IS UPPING HIS GAME PLAN!!1

BREAKING..................BUNTY GIVING HALLOWEEN READINGS!

MEANWHILE WITH HALLOWEEN APPROACHING BUNTY HAS BEEN OFFERING PEOPLE PALM , AND CRYSTAL BALL READINGS , DRESSED UP AS A WITCH AND GIVING OUT WITCHES BREW.....

LATEST.............ANDY SCARYING THE AUSSIES

WE HEAR ANDY HAS BEEN SCARYING THE AUSSIES AHEAD OF HALLOWEEN, SAYING HE WILL PUT A SPELL ON ALL BRUCES AND SHEILAS, CLAIMING HE IS THE WIZARD OF ST ALBANS,SAYING BREW BREW BETTY IN THE BREW CUSTARD DIBBLE DUB?? AND NO WORRIES MATE...HE HAS BEEN SEEN WAVING HIS WAND AT THE NATIVES THERE.........DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.....ANDY SCARYING PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA....UPDATES TOMORROW

LATEST.....ANDY ACCUSES QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM

ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HAS ACCUSED HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF FOLLOWING HIM IN AUSTALAIA. HE SAID I AM TOO BUSY ON THE TRAIL OF LARRY TO MEET UP FOR A CHAT, TEA AND A SCONE. HE URGED THE QUEEN TO STPO FOLLOWING HIM AND GO HOME, AND SAID THAT THE CROWDS HAD TURNED OUT TO SEE HIM AND NOT HER.....THE QUEEN WAS THERE FIRST ANDY...DEAR O DEAR

JUST IN...............BUNTY ADOPTS ANOTHER HORSE

WEVE JUST HEARD BUNTY HAS ADPOTED ANOTHER HORSE, NO SUPRISE THIS ONE AGAIN NAMED AFTER A CIGAR IS CALLED, CONDOR. WE HEAR THAT SHE HAS ALSO STARTED UP A CONDOR CLUB THIS ONE BEING FOR BEGINNERS WHO ARE ABOUT TO HAVE CIGAR FOR THE FIRST TIME.....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.......................THE SITUATION HOTS UP!

ANDY HAS ACCUSED LARRY OF RUNNING IN FEAR, AND SAT SUPREME HAS RECIEVED A MESSAGE FROM LARRY SAYING HES AFTER BANGER...WELL WHERE IS LARRY?..WE ALSO HEAR THAT ALL AUSSIES HAVE BEEN TOLD TO STAY INDOORS WITH THE TENSION GROWING ALSO THE AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER HAS PLEADED FOR CALM.....

BREAKING.................AS THE SITUATION BETWEEN ANDY & LARRY WORSENS WE HAVE THE LATEST LATER............WATCH FOR UPDATES

LATEST..............ANDY TO LAUNCH SAUSAGE LOTTERY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY IN LINE WITH THE RECENT INVENTION OF THE HEALTH LOTTERY IS TO CREATE HIS OWN CALLED THE SAUSAGE LOTTERY. HE SAYS EVERYONE WILL NOT WIN MONEY BUT GUESS WHAT, YES SAUSAGES....DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.................

LARRY...........SAYING NOTHING

MABLE & BURT......CAN YOU REPEAT THAT!

DENNIS......GRANDMOTHERS OFF AGAIN

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER.......CHAS IS THE KEY

NOSEY NORRIS.......WHATS YOUR NAME?

BUNTY........WELCOME TO THE CIGAR CLUB!!!

MUCH MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME.......

LATEST..................ANDY WAS HELD IN CUSTOMS

WE HEAR THAT ANDY ACCORDING TO SOURCES WAS HELD IN AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS FOR HAVING TOO MANY SAUSAGES AND PIPES IN HIS SUITCASES. THE AUSTALIAN AUTHORITIES DENIED ENTRY TO ANDY FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF THE CONTENTS HE WAS CARRYING, ANDY EXPLAINED I HAVE A SAUSAGE AND A DIFFERENT PIPE FOR EVERDAY OF THE WEEK HE SAID WHATS WRONG WITH THAT??? THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER CONTROL DESCRIBED HIM AS A WIERD LOOKING POM..........

BREAKING.........

ANDY APPROACHES THE AUSTRALIA TV NETWORKS FOR A SERIES ON THE BANGERS TO REPLACE NEIGHBOURS......

BREAKING...............BUNTY TO START CIGAR CLUB

BUNTY IS TO START UP A CIGAR CLUB, EVERYONE WELCOME SHE SAYS, SIGN UP TODAY AND GET A FREE CIGAR SOUVENIER......DERA O DEAR....WE HEAR SHE WAS OUT OF BREATH AFTER SHE TOLD US ABOUT THIS...

LATEST....STILL NO WORD FROM LARRY...SAT SUPREME DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS UK OR AUSTRALIA????

JUST IN...................SPECIAL REPORT

STEVEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR, TELLS US THAT APPARANTLEY HE SAY ANDY BANGER AT THE DUXFORD AIR SHOW ON SATURDAY, AND HIS MOGGY MINOR WAS OUTSIDE, ANDY APPARANTLEY BRAGGED THAT HE WAS A WING COMMANDER FLYING SPITFIRES DURING THE WAR SO WAS HE IN AUSTRALIA OR NOT??....ALSO BUNTY HE SAID IS NOW GIVING PYSCHIC READING THROUGH TEA LEAVES OR IS THAT TOBACCO LEAVES??...THANKS STEVE

ANDY ON THE GOLD COAST???????

ANDY CONTACTED SAT SUPREME TODAY SAYING HE WAS ON THE GOLD COAST HAVING A FEW FOSTERS AND AN AUSSIE BANGER BUT STILL HASNT FOUND LARRY, AND OBVIUOSLY NOT MISSING POOR BETTY............

LATEST....ANDY HAS CONFIRMED HES IN AUSTRALIA, BUT STEVEN HALL SAW HIM IN DUXFORD LAST WEEKEND.....DETAILS TOMORROW

BREAKING....IS ANDY IN AUSTRALIA?....We have recieved reports that Andy may have only arrived in Australia yesterday, and that that the plane that he was on on saturday was forced to make an emergency landing because Andy would not put his pipe out...seems Andy has got some explaining to do..

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME...........15TH OCT

WE START WITH THE EVER EVOLVING ANDY HOUR......FIND OUT WHAT HES BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK, PLUS NEWS ON BUNTY TOO, AND GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES..........WASHINGTON

EVERYTHING 80S......BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

BRITIANS BEACHES.....LAST IN SERIES, GREAT YARMOUTH

COMMUNITY LIFE ....ST ALBANS IN FOCUS

PUBLIC PROFILE......JIM BOWEN

ODDLY ENOUGH...THEY ARE THE WIERDEST STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.........CELEBS IN THE NEWS

RETRO RADIO...........FLASHING BACK EVEN FURTHER IN TIME

PLUS YOUR CALLS, TXT AND EMAILS WELCOME...WE ARE ON AIR SAT 1-4 ONLINE AND 0N 92.6FM , JOIN US.

WEATHER SUMMARY FOR 15TH/16TH OCT......FAIR WEEKEND/COOLER

SATURDAY......SUNNY..62F

SUNDAY.....CLOUDIER/SUNNY SPELLS..61F

CHARACTERS LATEST....................

LARRY........WHERE IS HE????

MABLE & BURT..........IN FEAR OF IT ALL HAPPENING AGAIN

DENNIS....WHERES THE GRANDMOTHER

NOSEY NORRIS......I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

CHARLIE THE CARETAKER....I HAVE THE KEY

CANADIAN FRIEND.......DID SOMEONE TURN UP THE HEAT???

MORE ON THESE AND OTHERS ON SAT SUPREME............

ANDY MAKES A RECORDING NOW FOR SJH......

FURTHER TO HIS STAINSEY GIRL RECORDING LAST WEEK FOR DERECK, ANDY NOW WE CAN REVEAL HAS MADE A RECORDING FOR STEPHEN HALL ALSO FROM THE ANY HOUR , WE WILL HAVE THIS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW..........

LATEST.........STILL NO WORD FROM LARRY

SAT SUPREME HAS SAID THAT HAS STILL BEEN NO FURTHER WORD FROM LARRY ON HIS VISIT TO THE UK AND ON THE SHOW.......

UPDATE...............ANDYS NEW EMERGENCY SERVICE

ANDYS AMBULANCES A NEW SERVICE WOULD YOU BELIEVE, WE ARE RIGHT THERE IN AN EMERGENCY HE SAID PLEASE CALL 999939992999699939269 AN EASY NUMBER TO REMEMBER. BETTY IS TO TAKE ALL EMERGENCY CALLS AND OUR ONE PARAMEDIC WILL GET TO YOU IN A MATTER OF DAYS......DEAR O DEAR

DEVELOPING.....ANDY ANNOUNCES NEW EMERGENCY SERVICE....DETAILS SOON

BREAKING.....ANDY AGAIN SLAMS LARRY....We hear andy claiming triumph once again over the failure of Larrys arrival on last weeks show. He once again said im ready and waiting to get in the ring to show whos boss, but larrys nowhere to be seen. Andy feels he is already the winner and says he is Rocky....dear o dear

LATEST.....BETTY NOT UGLY BETTY...Andy has once again said that Betty is not the ugly Betty of the serial that is to debut in chicago. He said Betty is upset with people keep congratulating her for being ugly Betty....

MORE UPDATES SOON......................

LATEST ON CHARACTERS.....................

LARRY............WHERES MY GLOVES

CANADIAN FRIEND.......WHO TURNED UP THE HEAT?

MABLE & BURT......NICE TO HEAR IT AGAIN

CHARLIE......DONT CALL ME CHAS

DENNIS.......WHERESTHE GRANDMOTHER??

MORE ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME..........

DEVELOPING.....................ANDY ISSUES WARNING TO LARRY

ANDY HAS TONIGHT ISSUED A WARNING TO AUSSIE LARRY, SAYING HE WILL BE READY FOR LARRY, WHEN HE EVENTUALLY GETS TO THE UK. HE ALSO SAID HE USED TO BE IN A GANG CLAIMING HE USED TO BE INVOLVED IN GANG WARFARE AND HAS CONTACTS.....WHAT YOU MEAN YOU WERE IN THE CHAIN GANG ANDY??...ITS BECAUSE HE HAS THE OLD PRETENDERS SONG......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.........BUNTY WANTS TO BE ANOTHER KATE ADIE?????

BUNTY HAS APPARANTLEY CONTACTED BBC NEWS TO BECOME A JOURNALIST, SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE PREPARED TO REPORT LIVE FROM ANY WAR ZONE, AS LONG AS AT ANY TIME SHE COULD HAVE A CIGAR IF THINGS GOT TOO OUT OF HAND....THIS IS BUNTY FOR BBC NEWS IN BERUIT......DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING...................ANDY MAKES A SONG FOR DERECK STAINES

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS MADE A SONG FOR DERECK OF THE ANDY HOUR, WE DONT KNOW THE REASONSWHY OR WHAT IT IS, BUT OF COURSE WE WILL PLAY IT ON THIS WEEKS SHOW.....

LATEST................ANDY SELLING DODGY JUMPERS

THIS EVENING WE HAVE LEARNT THAT ANDY HAS BEEN SELLING DODGY JUMPERS TO THE PUBLIC, APPARANTLEY WITH LOOSE STITCHINGS IN THEM. ONE PERSON SAID I BOUGHT ONE IN GOOD FAITH WASHED IT, THEN IT WENT A DIFFERENT COLOUR AND ALL THE STITCHING FELL OUT...DO NOT BUY THESE JUNPERS ITS UNCLEAR WHERE HE GOT THEM , BUT WE URGE LISTENERS NOT TO BUY THEM...........

BREAKING..............LARRY IS TO COME TO THE UK AFTER ALL.........

OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS THERE HAVE BEEN CONFLICTING REPORTS AS TO WHETHER LARRY WAS OR NOT COMING TO TO THE UK FOR A SHOWDOWN WITH ANDY, WE HEAR HE WILL BE COMING BUT NOT UNTIL THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND, AS HE CANT FIND HIS GLOVES APPARANTLEY????

ANDY REACTS TO NEWS...............

ANDY, HAS ACCUSED LARRY OF BEING A COWARD, BY DELAYING HIS VISIT TO THUK FOR A SHOWDOWN, HE SAID I EXPECTED IT, IT PROVES THAT HES ALL WIND AND NO ACTION, HE SAID PUFFING ON HIS PIPE. ANDY WHOS BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK IN HIS OVEN GLOVES, SAID BETTY HAS EVEN HAD TO BURN HERSLF WHILST COOKING, BECAUSE IVE BORROWED HER GLOVES HE WENT ON TO SAY, GAME, SET AND MATCH TO ME ANDY THE HERO........STEADY ANDY...DEAR O DEAR

BREAKING.......LARRY DELAYS ARRIVAL TO UK?????

WE HAVE JUST HEARD THAT LARRY HAS DELAYED ARRIVAL TO UK THIS WEEK TO MEET ANDY, HIS AGENT SID THIS IS DUE TO UNKNOWN REASONS..........

LATEST.....SAT SUPREME Discovers where the Bangors residence is? details on this weeks show on saturday....

SPECIAL REPORT....Steven hall tells us that bunty has bought another horse for next years Grand National called Mannakin of couse named after another brand of cigar. Andy has got himself in to a spot of bother after he tried to take down a transmitter ariel off a famous building. A lady reported him to the police..... Thanks steve.