LATEST ON CHARACTERS........

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND.............FROZE WHEN WE SPOKE TO HIM

DENNIS........KEEPS GETTING THROUGH TO GRANDMOTHER

LARRY.........SEARCHING STILL FOR ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.......HAS HIS NOSE IN EVERYONES BUSINESS

MR SINCERITY.........DOSENT KNOW YOU BUT WISHES YOU WELL, AND WANTS WHATS BEST FOR YOU

MORE ON THESE CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME......

SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL, TELLS US THAT HE SAW TWO WOMEN ON HIS WAY TO WORK COMING TOWARDS HIM ON HORSES, WHICH HE SAID HE THOUGHT WAS BUNTY MAND HER DAUGHTER, AND WAS PROVEN RIGHT WHEN THEY PASSED HIM AND ONE SAID IM NOT THAT SCARY.....SEEMS BUNTY AND HER DAUGHTER BOTH ENJOY A MORNING CIGAR TOGETHER....THANKS STEVE

LATEST ON CHARACTERS & MORE UPDATES LATER................

BREAKING.......BETTY TO LAUNCH SINGLE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS SAID BETTY NEW SINGLE WILL GO TO NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS.....THE OPERA SOND CALLED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FOR YOU WILL BE RELEASED SOON............

BUNTY THE LATEST TO JOIN THE STRIKE...................

BUNTYHAS ALSO JONED A NEW GROUP CALLED THE BUNTY BRIGADE. SHE ALSO TAKING PART IN THE STRIKE CREATING A HELL OF A SMIKE OUTSIDE THE BANGER RESIDENCE WITH FRIENDS ALL PUFFING ON THEIR CIGARS...WE HEAR ANDY GOT SO ANNOYED WITH THE SMOKE HE CALLED THE FIRE BRIGADE............

BREAKING..................BASIL LAUNCHES ATTACK ON ANDY

BROTHER OF ANDY, BASIL BANGER...HAS ALSO JOINED IN THE STRIKE, DECLARING WAR ON ANDY WOULD YOU BELIEVE. BASIL AS YOU KNOW THINKS HE IS STILL IN THE WAR AND HAS THREATENED TO BOMB ANDY WITH TORPEDOS AND SPITFIRE BOMBING......DEAR O DEAR

LATEST.................ANDYS WORKERS WALKED OUT TODAY...........

ANDYS WORKERW WALKED OUT ON STRIKE TODAY, INCLUDING BETTY, AND ANDY HAS THREATENED THEM WITH PIPE ACTION....

UPDATES LATER.................

SPECIAL REPORT....Stephen hall from the Andy hour has told us that andy last week caused more chaos with betty at sainsburys savacentre. Apparantley he was wanting to again buy all the sauages and the manager refused. Also steve told us that andy was completely different around betty, and said she was a very stern looking woman...thanks for update steve...

DEVELOPING....ANDY HAS WROTE TO LORD COE TO HAVE PIPE SMOKING CHAMPIONSHIPS IN NEXT YEARS OLYMPICS....Dear o Dear....

LATEST....BETTY TO GO ON STRIKE....Tonight we are hearing that betty is going on strike tomorrow. We also hear that Andy has also warned his other workers if they go on strike he will stop their sausage sandwich lunchbreaks which are only 5 minutes anyway. We hear his workers complain they cant finish their lunches in 5 minutes and are striking because they wont get a pension until 95. We hear he already has a 95 year old working for him as a pilot on andys airlines and hes been told now he cant have a pension until 100 years old the man told us hes striking because andys working policies keep changing.....

BREAKING....BETTY GOES OPERA..,Getting reports that betty has made an operatic song. Andy had told us last week he was managing the wombles to re launch their career. Now we hear he has got betty to make an opera song and trying to get it made in to a single under the banger label. Hes told us betty has a beautiful voice she reminds me of katherin jenkins he said. Dear o Dear. We will have a recording on this weeks show....

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 25TH JUNE...................

THIS WEEK AS WELL AS SAT SUPREME, DARRELL IS ALSO COVERING FOR ASHLYN KAYE & PRESENTING ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY FROM 4PM.....

WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR AS ALWAYS, PLUS GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES......BUCHAREST

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSIC SONGS FROM THAT ERA

ST ALBANS FESTIVAL REPORTS......WHATS ONS

BRITIANS BEACHES.....SOUTHAMPTON

PUBLIC PROFILE.......JANET BROWN

ODDLY ENOUGH...........THEY ARE WEIRD AND WACKY

RETRO RADIO.........FLASHING BACK

THEN, IN ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY, WHATS ONS, THE TV GUIDE, GREAT MUSIC & MORE
PLUS GREAT YOUR CALLS, TXTS AND EMAILS, JOIN US FROM 1-6PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM & ONLINE........

LATEST ON CHARACTERS............

DENNIS..............HAS CUT THE GRANDMOTHER OFF

MABLE & BURT..........KEEP FEELING DA JA VU

NORRIS THE NOSEY NEIGHBOUR....NOSIER THAN EVER

LARRY......LOOKING FOR ANDY

MR SINCERITY......CONSTANTLY WISHES US ALL WELL

OUR CANADIAN FRIEND....GETS A FROSTY RECEPTION

TUNE IN TO SAT SUPREME FOR UPDATES ON THESE CHARACTERS.....

PLUS THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE......AND THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR WHATEVER YOUVE GOT PLANNED.....

LATER..............THE LATEST ON OUR CHARACTERS....

LATEST..................ANDYS FURY AT SAUSAGE TASK

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS AFTER THE SECOND SAUSAGE APPRENTICE TASK THAT TOOK PLACE TODAY. APPARANTLEY THE TASK WAS FOR THE APPRENTICES TO FIND THE TWO HIDDEN SAUSAGES HIDDEN BY ANDY. APPARANTLEY THE SAUSAGES WERE NOT IN THE PLACE ANDY PUT THEM AND WERE PUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE BY SOMEONE...ANDY IS FURIOUS HAS ACCUSED BUNTY, BASIL AND THE APPPRENTICES OF SETTING HIM UP AS NO ONE COULD FIND THEM.....ANDY TOLD THEM YOU ARE ALL BANGED OFF....WE WILL HAVE THE RECORDING ON SATS SHOW....

SPECIAL REPORT..................

WE HEAR FROM STEPHEN HALL, THAT ANDY WAS SEEN AT A RAIL MUSEUM IN YORK THIS WEEK. STEVE WHO WAS ALSO THERE TELLS US THAT ANDY WAS INTERESTED IN BORROWING SOME STEAM ENGINES FOR BANGER RAILWAYS. ALSO ANDY HAS ANOTHER NEW HOBBY, THIS ONE BEING ASTRONOMY, HES WANTING TO PURCHASE A BIG TELESCOPE TO WATCH THE SKY AT NIGHT, BOTH NEIGHBOURS AND COUNCIL ARE AGAINST THE IDEA STEVE TELLS US THAT ANDY SAID THEY CAN GO TO HELL....HE ALSO WANTS TO GET ANOTHER SPITFIRE......GOD HELP ALL OF US...THANKS STEVE.

UPDATES LATER....................

BREAKING..................THE SEARCH FOR ANDYS APPRENTICE, CONTINUES

WE HEAR THAT ANDYS SECOND ROUND OF HIS SEARCH FOR THE SAUSAGE APPRENTICE CONTINUES WITH ANOTHER TASK SET FOR TOMORROW, WE WILL HAVE THE DETAILS IN THIS SATS SHOW. WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS HIDDEN TWO SAUSAGES FOR THE TEAM TO FIND, THE ONE THAT DOESNT FIND THEM FIRST WILL GET BANGED OFF THIS WEEKS TEAM....

LATEST....................ANDY TO INTRODUCE CHANGES TO HIS WORKERS PENSIONS

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY AMID ALL THE LATEST NEWS ON PENSIONS IS TO MAKE CAHNGES TO HIS WORKER SPENSIONS, HES TOLD THEM THEY WILL ONLY GET A PENSION WHEN THEY REYIRE AND EXPECTS THEM TO WORK TILL THEY ARE 95......DEAR O DEAR

UPDATES LATER.............

LATER THIS WEEKS SCEDULE, AND DONT MISS THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY FOR ST ALBANS WHATEVER YOUR PLANS...........

ANDY..........LAUNCHES APPRENTICE

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS LAUNCHED HIS FIRST TASK TODAY FOR THE POTENTIAL APPRENTICES TO SECURE A POSITION WITHIN THE BANGER CORPORATION. ANDY, BUNTY AND BASIL THE JUDGES GRILLED THE CANDIDATES AFTER THEIR FIRST TASK AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE...WE HEAR THERE WAS TENSION WHEN ANDY TOLD THE FIRST CANDIDATE TO LEAVE THE BANGER RESIDENCE AFTER LOSING THE TSAK. BUN TY FOUND IT ALL A BIT TOO MUCH LIGHTING HER CIGAR REGULARLY AND ANDY AND BASIL PUFFING ON THEIR PIPES.....WE REVEAL ALL AS WE WERE THERE ON THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.............

LATEST..................ANDY CONDUCTS HIS FIRST TASK FOR HIS SAUSAGE APPRENTICE......DETAILS LATER

BREAKING......ANDY IN TROUBLE OVER LUNAR MOON ECLIPSE......Residents have been phoning the police complaining of being watched by a man with a huge telescope in a field. Andy claims he was watching the lunar eclipse, and dismissed the reports as being rediculous but people report being spyed on. One woman said, that lunar cycle has sent him looney the nosey old man.

WEATHER WATCH......HEAVY RAIN & STRONG WINDS WILL AFFECT HERTS ON FRIDAY/SAT......WATCH FOR UPDATES...

BREAKING....BETTY TO GO ON STRIKE?.....Amid reports that the public sector is to go on strike on june 30th, Andy has again had to be the main headline, saying betty will also be going on strike. Dear o Dear.....

BREAKING.....ANDY & BETTY TEST MOTORBIKE & SIDECAR.....Worrying reports coming tonight. Apparantley andy has bought a motorbike & sidecar. Onlookers report andy & betty going flying past them down the streets of St Albans. Then it gets worse betty we hear came flying off in the sidecar with Andy shouting ,go betty go and betty screaming.We dont know where she went but andy went off without her . A member of the public said he looked an elderly hells angel...dear o dear o dear....

LATEST....SPECIAL REPORT....Stephen hall from the andy hour tells us that on sat after the andy hour bunty rode her horse back to redbourn causing chaos on the roads, as well as that the poor horse was choking on buntys cigar smoke. Steves mole also reports that Andy would you believe wants to hold an annual sausage tasting event in London..and steve also tells us that hes getting fed up with andy doing test transmissions for banger international every time he tunes in to a station on his radio. He said every station i tune in to hes there. Sat supreme has reported this to offcom so chances are andy could get taken off the air....many thanks steve for the update.,.

BREAKING.....ANDY TO LAUNCH OWN APPRENTICE..we hear that andy is to launch his own search for an apprentice. The recruiting has started to find his perfect sausage maker. We also hear his aides will be bunty and long lost brother basil to help him along the way. Andy says the candidates must have a passion for sausages and have a desire to be a sausage conniseur.....Dear o Dear

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE......11TH JUNE

THIS WEEK WE AS EVER START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, FINDING OUT WHAT OUR CHARACTER HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLERS......

CITY CULTURES..........MOSCOW

NOTHING BUT 90S......SONGS FROM THE THAT DECADE

BRITIANS BEACHES.....TOURS EASTBOURNE/SUSSEX

PUBLIC PROFILE.........JIMMY TARBUCK

THE ST ALBANS FESTIVAL.........SPECIAL REPORTS ON THE FESTIVAL COMING NEXT WEEKEND TO THE CITY

RETRO RADIO........STEPPING BACK IN TIME

PLUS, GREAT MUSIC, CHAT, YOUR CALLS , EMAILS AND TXTS...MAKE SURE YOUR THERE, THIS SAT FROM 1-4PM ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE RADIO VERULAM.....

THE WEEKEND WEATHER SUMMARY...................FOR 11/12TH JUNE..

THIS WEEKENDS WEATHER FOR HERTS IS VERY MIXED, A WEATHER WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR SUNDAY WATCH FOR UPDATES............

SATURDAY.....SUNSHINE & HEAVY SHOWERS

SUNDAY.......TURNING VERY WET & WINDY LATER

LATEST ON CHARACTERS....................

MABLE & BURT....SAYING COULD WE PLEASE REPEAT EVERY SHOW

CANADIAN FRIEND..........LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

LARRY.......CONTINUING TO HUNT DOWN ANDY

NOSEY NORRIS.............BECOMING EVEN NOSIER

DENNIS...SAYS HES GRANDMOTHER KEEPS CALLING HIM NOW

MORE UPDATES ON THESE AND OTHER CHARACTERS ON SAT SUPREME.........

NEW.............

ALSO A NEW FEATURE, FROM TODAY EVERY WEEK WE WILL ISSUE THE WEEKEND FORECAST FOR HERTS, SO WHATEVER YOUR PLANS WHETHER INDOORS, OR OUT, BE SURE TO CHECK THE LATEST FORECAST FOR THE CITY FOR THE COMING WEEKEND...............

LATEST..

ANDY WE HEAR HAS BENN PRACTISING TO START UP HIS OWN MOBILE DISCO. PASSERS BY AND NEIGHBOURS REPORT HEARING ANDY REHEARSING FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE, SAYING THINGS LIKE, THIS ONES GOING OUT TO MR STAINES, AND GET ON DOWN BETTY, THE MUSIC SOUNDS VERY OLD AND OUT OF DAT ONE PERSON REPORTED HEARING THE CHICKEN SONG........DEAR O DEAR

ANDY TO APPEAR ON POPSTAR TO OPERA STAR??????

GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY WANTS TO NOW APPEAR ON POPSTAR TO OPERA STAR, WE HEAR HES SENT IN AN AUDITION WHICH WE HAVE MANGED TO GET HOLD OFF AND WILL PLAY THE WEEKEND ON THE SHOW....FIRSTLY ANDY YOU NEED TO BE A POPSTAR TO QULAIFY AND SECONDLY YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SING, WHICH YOU CANT WE HEAR ON THE SHOW SATURDAY.. ANDY WE HEAR WAS ASKED BY THE JUDGES CAN HE SING AS A SUPRANO, WE HEAR HE SAID NO A SULTANA...HE HASNT GOT A CLUE??????

ANDY TO START A SAUSAGE SCHOOL??????

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS ANDY WANTS TO SART UP A SAUSAGE SCHOOL CALLED CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE SCHOOL . HE SAID IT WILL TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE A FEAR OF SAUSAGES THE IMPORTANCE THEY PLAY IN OUR LIVES, SO THEY CAN GROW UP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE AND TASTE FOR THEM...........DEAR O DEAR O DEAR

SPECIAL REPORT...................

STEHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS US WHILST HE WAS AT SAINSBURYS ON SUNDAY ANDY WAS THERE BUYING ALL THE SAUSAGES....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, TYPICAL OF ANDY ONLY THINKING OF HIMSELF...........THANKS STEVE FOR THAT NEWS

DEVELOPING....getting reports that andy is buying himself a harley davidson motorbike with a sidecar for betty...didnt know he had a motorbike licence..oh dear brings back memories of olive of on the buses...could andy be a hells angel?

ANDY A SURFER?.....weve heard that andy has been taking surfing lessons. Beach goers in the southwest report seeing a man with a pipe on a surfboard on a wave. One witness said it looked like a cross between popeye and the uncle from only fools and horses....dear o dear.

LATEST....ANDY HEARS FROM OLDER BROTHER BASIL...we hear today that andy has heard from his brother basil banger. The two havent spoke for ages, bunty was also suprised to hear from her brother. Basil was a general in the war. We hear he also is a big pipe smoker. We also hear that mother banger also indulged in a pipe or two when she was alive....

BREAKING.....ANDY CONDUCTS CHOIR AT ST ALBANS ABBEY...steven hall of the andy hour told sat supreme that yesterday on a visit to the abbey saw andy banger there. Andy apparantley told steve he was there to conduct the choir that evening....thanks steve for update..

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME.............4TH JUNE

JOIN DARRELL FOR THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME, AND FOR ALTERNATIVE SAT 4-6PM AS HE SITS IN FOR ASHLYN KAYE WHO IS AWAY.....

WE START AS EVER WITH THE ANDY HOUR, PLUS GUEST CALLS.....

CITY CULTURES.....NICOSIA

NOTHING BUT 90S......CLASSIC TUNES

BRITIANS BEACHES.....BRIGHTON

PUBLIC PROFILE.........SHIRLEY BASSEY

ODDLY ENOUGH......WIERD STORIES

COMMUNITY LIFE........AROUND ST ALBANS

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK TO THOSE GOLDEN YEARS

PLUS GREAT MUSIC, CHAT AND MORE...1-4PM ...THEN,,,

THE ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY.....WHATS ONS, TV GUIDE, GREAT MUSIC AND LOTS MORE...JOIN DARRELL 1-6PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE....

LATEST................

STEVE ALSO TELLS US THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT HE WASNT INVITED YO AFTERNOON TEA WITH THECQUEEN AND BUNTY, THE QUEEN APPARANTLEY SAID ANDY WAS A BORE AND A LEMON AND TOLD TO STAY AWAY...WE ALSO LEARN THAT ANDYS MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN JUST YARDS FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE THIS WEEK, WITH SMOKE BILLOWING ACROSS THE STREETS. A PASSER BY WALKING HER DOG HAD TO BE TAKEN TO HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM SMOKE INHALLATION, AND NO APOLOGY FROM ANDY..........

SPECIAL REPORT..................

STEPHEN HALL HAS TOLD US THAT BETTY IS TO TOUR THE COUNTRY PROMOTING ANDYS NEW ST ALBANS BANGER....AND BUNTY HAS HER STABLES NOW OPEN TO THE PUBLIC IN REDBOURN WHERE YOU CAN BE TAUGHT HORSE RIDING BY HER DAUGHGTER FELICITY AND MEET EITHER PRINCESS ANNE OR THE QUEEN AT SOME TIME AND HAVE A MATURE CIGAR...MORE INTERESTINGLY THE LOGO ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE STABLES READS ( COME ON IN, IM NOT THAT SCARY??)...STEVE TELLS US THAT THIS ALL PART OF THE BANGER PROMOTIONS.....THANKS TO STEVE & HIS MOLE FOR UPDATES

CHARACTERS UPDATE.................

MABLE AND BURT.........REPEATING WHAT EACH OTHER ARE SAYING

LARRY....SAYS ANDY WILL GET A FOUR XXXX WHEN HE SEES HIM

CANADIAN CALLER............CANT FEEL ANYTHING

MR SINCERETY.........CARES MORE THAN EVER

DENNIS AND GRANDMOTHER........HAVE GOT CROSSED LINES

BREAKING.................ANDY FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT.............

WE HEARING TONIGHT THAT ANDY IS FURIOUS THAT STEPHEN HALL WAS SAID TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT THIS EVENING, AND NOT HIM. HES TOLD SAT SUPREME, THAT HES ACT WAS REJECTED WHICH WAS NO SUPRISE AS IT WAS A SAUSAGE ACT, BUT STEVENS WAS A DANCE ACT...WE ARE STILL TRYING TO CONFIRM THIS, BUT HE KEPT THAT ONE QUIET...........

UPDATES LATER.......................

SPECIAL REPORT..............

STEPHEN HALL FROM THE ANDY HOUR TELLS SAT SUPREME THATS HES MOLE HAS HEARD THAT ANDY CLAIMED THAT HE ONCE AUDITIONED FOR THE JOB AS NEWSREADER ON LBC, BUT HE WAS BEATEN BY DOUGLAS CAMERON, ANDY HAS BEEN SORE ABOUT IT EVER SINCE. AND THE QUEEN INVITED BUNTY FOR AFTERNOON TEA THIS WEEK, BUT SAID DONT BRING THAT WIERDO BRAOTHER WITH YOU MEANI8NG ANDY THE ONE WITH THE PIPE AS HE WILL ONLY TALK ABOUT SAUSAGES ALL AFTERNOON.....ANDY IS FURIOUS. THANKS FOR THE UPDATE STEVE.........

UPDATE..................

STILL GETTING REPORTS HIS EVENING THAT ANDY IS CAUSING A DISTURBANCE OUTSIDE THE STUDIOS OF BRITIANS GOT TALENT, HES DEMANDING TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS MADE TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT. SIMON COWELL HAS REPORTEDY TOLD SECUITY TO TELL ANDY HE SHOULD BE ON ANOTHER SHOW CALLED BRITIANS GONE BONKERS.............

EXCLUSIVE............ANDY TRIES TO GET ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT

WE HEAR THAT ANDY TURNED UP TONIGHT TO BE ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT, BUT SECURITY MADE SURE HE DIDNT ENTER THE BUILDING WHERE IT WAS BEING TELEVISED. ANDY THEN DEMANDED TO SEE SIMON COWELL SAYING HE WAS ON BRITIANS GOT TALENT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, AS WE FEATURED ON SAT SUPREME, BUT SIMON COWELL SAID HE WAS USELESS THEN AND WOULOD BE AGIAN. SIMON COWELL LOOKED EGDEY ON TV TONIGHT AS ANDY WAS SHOUTING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING HE WAS GOING TO THROW SAUSAGES AT HIM WHEN HE LEFT. WE HEAR SECURITY HAS BEEN STEPPED UP.............