LATEST...............ANDY & BETTY RENEW VOWS

ANDY & BETTY HAVE RENEWED THEIR VOWS AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE. WE HEAR THAT THE TURN OUT WAS EXCEPTIONAL ONLY ONE PERSON WAS THERE TO WISH THEM WELL. BETTY LOOKED STUNNING IN HER BLOUSE AND BLOOMERS, AND ANY APPARANTLEY IN HIS UNIVERSIRTY SUIT AND PIPE WAVING AS THEY WENT PAST IN ANDYS MOGGY MINOR. BUNTY WAS ASLO ON ATTENDANCE AS A BRIDESMAID PUFFING CIGAR AS SHE WENT PAST. WE ALSO HEAR THAT THE MOGGY MINOR BROKE DOWN AT ONE POINT BUT SOMEHOW GOT STARTED JUST ABOUT AGAIN. ANDY THANKED EVERYONE WHICH WAS ONE PERSON, WE BELIEVE WHO WAS PAID TO BE THERE BUT ANDY DENIES THIS.. THE HAPPY COUPLE ARE NOW SAID TO BE ENJOYING AN AFTERNOON SOMEWHERE AT AN UNKNOWN LOCATION............

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 30TH APRIL.........................

WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, WHO KNOWS WHAT HES BEEN UP TO ALTHOUGH WE DO KNOW HIM AND BETTY HAVE RENEWED THEIR VOWS....PLUS GUEST CALLERS

CITY CULTURES......BUDAPEST

EVERYTHING 80S..........CLASSICS FROM THAT DECADE

ODDLY ENOUGH....WIERD STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE....BRUCE FORSYTH

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE......ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO......FLASHING BACK

PLUS A FEW MORE SUPRISES, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS AND TXTS, JOIN US THIS SATURDAY 1-4PM ON VERULAM 92.6FM

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW......................

BREAKING...................ANDY TO START UP HIS OWN SHORTS COMPANY

WE ARE HEARING THAT ANDY IS STARTING UP HIS OWN SHORTS COMPANY. HE SAYS SEEING MR STAINES IN SHORTS EVERY WEEK AT THE VERULAM STUDIOS HAS INSPIRED HIM TO START UP HIS OWN SHORTS CO, BUT TO IMPROVE THEM. HE SAID DERECK SATINES SHORTS WERE FAR TOO LAIRY, AND SAID HE WILL OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE, BUT HE DIDNT RULE OUT CALLING HIS COMPANY STAINSEYS SHORTS.....DEAR O DEAR..WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THIS ONE

BREAKING.................

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, TONIGHT IT SEEMS THAT ANDY IS SO DESPERATE FOR THE MEDIA TO FOCUS ON HIM AND NOT THE ROYALS WEDDING, HE PHONED THE QUEEN TRHIS EVENING AND ASKED HER IF THE WEDDING OF PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON CAN BE RE APPTED TO ANOTHER DATE, HE SAID ITS NOT CONVENIENT FOR ME OR THE COUNTRY...... AND SAID BESIDES IVE GOT MY OWN WEDDING TO GO TO AND THE COUNTRY WILL BE WATCHING MINE I THANK YOU.. DEAR O DEAR

LATEST ON CHARACTERS..................

WE HEAR THAT LARRY..... HAS THREATENED AGAIN TO COME OVER AND RAM THAT PIPE DOWN ANDYS THROAT, AFTER RELATIONS DETERIORATE...

MABLE AND BURT......ARE HAVING DE JA VU FEELINGS AGAIN....

OUR CANADIAN CALLER.... HAS FROZEN ALL HIS FUNDS UNTIL HE GETS WARMER

DENNIS...WE HEAR HAS TOLD HIS GRANDMOTHER TO GET CONNECTED, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

LATEST ON CHARACTERS LATER....................

LATEST.................

WE HEAR THAT ANDY AHEAD OF RENEWING HIS VOWS WITH BETTY TOMORROW, HAS DECLARED THE DAY A WORKING HOLIDAY, MEANING ALL OF HIS WORKERS ON HIS SERVICES SHOULD CELEBRATE AND WORK HE SAID, NO NEED TO TAKE THE DAY OPF JUST WORK EVEN HARDER, ME AND BETTY WILL DO THE PARTYING HE SAID, AND WE HOPE EVERYONE WILL BE WATCHING OUR PROCESSION FROM THE BANGER RESIDENCE TO HIS LOCAL SHED WHERE THE VOWS WILL TAKE PLACE. I EXPECT WORLD MEDIA TO BE THERE, APPARANTLEY HE SAID THERE IS ANOTHER WDDING TAKING PLACE IN LONDON, BUT ITS NOT A STATE AFFAIR LIKE ME AND BETTYS.......DEAR O DEAR

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME 23RD APRIL......................

AS ALWAYS WE START WITH THE ANDY HOUR, CATCHING UP ON ALL THE LATEST ANTICS THAT ANDY HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS GUEST CALLS....

CITY CULTURES.......VIENNA

EVERYTHING COUNTRY.....20 MINS OF COUNTRY CLASSICS

COMMUNITY LIFE....

ODDLY ENOUGH....

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE....LATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION AND A FEW MORE SUPRISES, AND ALL THE BEST MUSIC, JOIN US 1-4PM THIS SAT ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.........

LATEST........BUNTY URGES EVERONE TO HAVE A CIGAR THIS EASTER..........

BUNTY TONIGHT HAS URGED EVERYONE TO HAVE A CIGAR THIS EASTER. MANY WANT TO TRY ONE BUT FEEL TOO SHY SHE SAID. NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE THE PLUNGE AND TRY ONE TODAY SHE SAID......DEAR O DEAR BUNTY

A BUSY BLOG TONIGHT , STILL STORIES ARE BREAKING, SO SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE WILL BE ISSUED TOMORROW.............

ANDY ASKS FOR ALL FAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF HIM TO BE IGNORED............

ANDY BANGER FUMING AT ANDY HOUR CONTRIBUTOR STEPHEN HALL FOR DELIVERING A FORGED SIGNED FAKE PHOTOGRAPH TO A RADIO VERULAM LISTENER HAS CALLED FOR ALL PHOTOGRAPHS TO BE IGNORED AND, HE BLAMED STEPHEN FOR CIRCULATING THESE PICTURES AND AND PROMISED TO HITBACK WITH HIS OWN FAKE PICTURE OF HIM.......DERA O DEAR..SO FAR STEVEN HALL HAS REFUSED TO COMMMENT...

WARNING OVER FAKE EASTER EGGS.................

LOTS HAPPENING THIS WEEK WITH BANGER, HES NOW, WE ARE HEARING SELLING FAKE EASTER EGGS DISSAPOINTING THOUSNADS OF CHILDREN. APPARANTLEY THE EGGS ARE GOING CHEAP AND LOOK ATRACTIVE ENOUGH BUT ONCE THE CHILDREN OPEN THE EGG WHICH IS FAKE CHOCOLATE ANYWAY, THEY HAVE SAUSAGES INSIDE. WE ALREADY HAVE RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM PARENTS SAYING THEY WANT THEM BANNED...BE WARNED WHEN BUYING YOUR EGGS THIS EASTER...........

ANDY SELLING FAKE EGGS................DETAILS LATER

ANDY WRECKS MORE GARDENS............

ANDY HAS BEEN RUINING GARDENS AGAIN, APPARANTLEY HES PULLED UP ALL THE FLOWERS AND LEFT THE WEEDS IN SEVERAL GARDENS IN ST ALBANS..SAT SUPREME HAS RECIEVED COMPLAINTS FROM LISTENERS. CAN WE JUST REMIND YOU THAT RADIO VERULAM AND SAT SUPREME TAKE NO FESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGE TO PROPERTIES BY ANDY, AND CAN NOT THEREFORE OFFER ANY COMPENSATION, SO THINK TWICE BEFORE LETTING BANGER ON YOU PROPERTY....

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BREAKING.................

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS BUNTY IS TO LAUNCH A CIGAR CAMPAIGN TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO SMOKE CIGARS. ITS A MOST ENJOYABLE AND HUMBLE EXPERIENCE TO PUFF ON A MATURE CIGAR. TRY IT, SHE SAYS, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING,IT MAY CHANGE YOUR LIFE........DEAR O DEAR BUNTY

LATEST.................ANDY LASHES OUT AT STEPHEN HALL

ANDY WE HEAR TONIGHT HAS LAUNCHED AN ATTACK ON STEVEN HALL, ONE OF THE CONTRIBUTORS OF THE ANDY HOUR. WE HEAR THAT STEVEN WENT ROUND TO ONE OF THE LISTENERS HOUSES AND HANDED A SINGNED PHOTO OF ANDY , BUT FORGED ANDYS SIGNATURE. WE HEAR THAT ANDY IS FUMING AND CALLED FOR STEVEN HALL TO BE REPREMANDED BY BETTY.......

BREAKING.............BETTY TO BE EASTER BUNNY IN PARADE...........

WE HEAR THAT BETTY IS TO BE AN EASTER BUNNY IN THE EASTER PARADE. APPARANTLEY ANDY HAS SAID BETTY LOOKS LIKEA REAL BUNNY IN HER OUTFIT AND IS A NATURAL....MEANWHILE BETTY WE BROKE A NEW RECORD IN THE LONDON MARATHON ON SATURDAY FINISHING VERY EALY ON SUNDAY MORNING....WELL DONE BETTY

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THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SAT 16TH APRIL................

THIS WEEKS SHOW STARTS WITH THE ANDY HOPUR AS ALWATS , FIND OT WHAT HE HAS BEEN UP TO, PLUS HOPEFULLY GUEST CALLERS,

CITY CULTURES.............BERLIN

EVERYTHING 80S......CLASSICS FROM THAT ERA

COMMUNITY LIFE....

ODDLY ENOUGH.........THE CRAZIEST STORIES

PUBLIC PROFILE.......LIZ TAYLOR

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE...ALL THE GOSSIP

RETRO RADIO.....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, EMAILS, AND TXTS ALL FROM 1-4 ON 92.6FM AND ONLINE.....

BREAKING..............ANDY INSULTS ALL OUR CHARACTERS..................

WE ARE GETTING REPORTS THAT ANDY HAS OBTAINED ALL THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS OF OUR CHARACTERS AND PHONED AND INSULTED THEM. WE HAVE HEARD THAT SOMETIME THIS EVENING HE APPARANTLEY PHONED EVERY ONE OF THEM, MABLE AND BURT, OUR CANADIAN CALLER AND LARRY OUR AUSSIE CALLER HAVE COMPLAINED. DARRELL PRESENTER OF SAT SUPREME AND PRODUCER HAVE BEEN CALLED TO LOOK IN TO THIS............

LATEST......ANDY PHONES OUR CHARACTER AUSSIE.. LARRY

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS PHONED LARRY IN AUSTRALIA, AND HAD WORDS WITH HIM ABOUT LAST SATURDAYS OUTBURST ON AIR. WE BELIEVE A FIERCE EXCHANGE OF WORDS TOOK PLACE, AND ANDY AT THE END OF THE CALL PUT THE PHONE DOWN BUT NOT BEFORE CALLING A LARRY AN AUSSIE BEACH BUM, AND TELLING HIM TO PUT THAT IN HIS PIPE AND SMOKE IT.....GOODNESS SAKE

BREAKING.................ANDY TO MAKE SOUVENIRS FOR HIS OWN WEDDING DAY??

WE HEAR THAT ANDY HAS ARRANGED FOR SOUVENIRS TO BE MADE, BUT NOT FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING, BUT FOR HIS OWN ON FRIDAY 29TH APRIL. APPARANTLEY HE IS GETTING MUGS WITH ANDYS FACE ON THEM AND BETTYS AS WELL AS PIPES AND CIGAR HOLDERS. ITS THE DAY WE RENEW OUR VOWS HE SAID, ME AND BETTY WANT THE COUNTRY TO BOTH CELEBRATE AND REMEMBER.............DEAR O DEAR

MORE UPDATES SOON................

SAT SUPREME 9TH APRIL....................

THIS WEEKS SHOW KICKS OFF AS ALWAYS WITH THE ANDY HOUR, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN, AFTER LAST WEEK WHEN DARRELL, FOR THE FIRST TIME TEMPORARILY WALKED OUT ON THE SHOW....PLUS GUEST CALLERS....

CITY CULTURES.........STOCKHOLM

NOTHING BUT 90S.........CLASSICS FROM THE 90S

COMMUNITY LIFE....IN ST ALBANS

ODDLY ENOUGH............WEIRD WACKY STORIES

SHOWBIZ SHOWCASE.........ALL THE GOSSIP

PUBLIC PROFILE............RAY WINSTON

RETRO RADIO .....FLASHING BACK

PLUS A COMPETITION, YOUR CALLS, TXTS AND EMAILS, JOIN US THIS SAT 1-4PM ON 92.6FM & ONLINE FOR SAT SUPREME....

BREAKING...............ANDY INSISTS ON BANK HOLIDAY...BUT ONLY FOR BANKS??

ANDY SAYS THAT HE INSISTS ON A BANK HOLIDAY FOR EARLY MAY, BUT ONLY FOR BANKS. HE SAYS THAT ONLY BANKS SHOULD HAVE DAY OFF TO GIVE US ALL A BREAK, BUT WE SHOULD KEEP WORKING...........DEAR O DEAR

THIS WEEKS SAT SUPREME SCHEDULE LATER ..........

BREAKING............ANDY TO LAUNCH HIS OWN SAUSAGE EASTER EGG

WE ARE HEARING TONIGHT ANDY IS THOUGHT TO BE THINKING OF CREATING A FIRST EVER SAUSAGE EASTER EGG.....DONT ASK, WE DONT KNOW WHAT THIS WILL ENTAIL, AND WHAT FOR THAT MATTER IT WILL TASTE LIKE, IT WILL BE AN ALL TIME FIRST. BUT WE UNDERSTAND THAT ANDY IS VERY EXCITED AT THE CONCEPT, AND IS ALREADY TALKING TO BETTY ABOUT THE INGREDIENTS. HE SAID IT WILL PUT THE BUTTONS EGG TO SHAME.........

CHARACTERS UPDATE...............

MABLE & BURT........... ARE SAYING THAT HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF

LARRY.....SAYS THAT BARNEY IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

OUR CANADIAN CALLER....SAYS HES GETTING COLDER

DENNIS .....WE HEAR HAS PHONED HIS GRANDMOTHER

MR SINCERITY.....SAYS HE HOPES EVERBODY IS WELL...YES WE BELIEVE HIM.

MORE.......

WE HEAR THAT ANDY SAYS HES A QUALIFIED FIREFIGHTER AFTER PUTTING OUT A MASSIVE BLAZE AT THE BANGER RESIDENCE. HE SAYS BETTY HAS HAILED HIM A HERO, WHEN WE ASKED BETTY WHAT WAS THE HUGE FIRE HE EXTINGUISHED SHE SAID HE BLEW OUT A CANDLE, BUT ANDY SAYS THE FLAME WAS HARD TO PUT OUT .....DEAR O DEAR.. SO WE HEAR HE HAS APPLIED TO BECOME A FIREFIGHTER AND SAID HES FULLY QUALIFIED......

ANDY TO JOIN FIRE BRIGADE????.........MORE LATER

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BREAKING.......DARRELLWALKS OUT ON SHOW.....